Super Secret Reehouse - Don't tell the grown ups

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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Operation "Wooden Instrument Player" was a resounding success. The Japanese man I've discovered that was trained by our resident Dark Souls master players in the way of trolling and stream sniping did significant damage to Phil's mental health, enjoyment of the game, daily tips and inflicted additional chargeback casualties. Kudos to everyone who participated in it.

We will celebrate on Sunday at 3pm, make sure to bring some sweets, candies and soda so we can have a proper feast.
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I'll bring the doritos and the fanta.
 
LyteSydeByll said:
Who was the one to figure out his phone's passcode unlock it and register for Line without him knowing?
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You know I honestly had no idea he'd join a guild where they use it. I just go around the internet registering "TheyCallMeDSP" for random services. The hard part was hacking in to his phone using my dad's drone and a raspberry pi so that I could use the text message to confirm the account and then delete the message without DSP knowing. We got lucky on this one 'tractors.
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
You know I honestly had no idea he'd join a guild where they use it. I just go around the internet registering "TheyCallMeDSP" for random services. The hard part was hacking in to his phone using my dad's drone and a raspberry pi so that I could use the text message to confirm the account and then delete the message without DSP knowing. We got lucky on this one 'tractors.
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Great work agent Runaway Demon Horse, I'll let you borrow my dad's magazine that I lent you for one week longer- uh I mean you will get a raise.
 
my mom said it was okay for us to use her credit card (just don't go over like 12 bucks) i'm super serial, i left the card info in drop point #3 use it wisely
 
Heyyy Bubba said:
We've trained the next Dsp to ensure a new generation of mobile game whales

https://nypost.com/2020/12/12/this-6-year-old-racked-up-over-16k-on-his-moms-credit-card/amp/
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ABORT ABORT ABORT Agent Hector Bravo, your use of "Sonic Heroes" to promote whaling means we're going after the wrong target! Christian Chandler is not to be harmed by the Gay Ops of the Super Secret Reehouse!

TheKatIsNowGone said:
You know I honestly had no idea he'd join a guild where they use it. I just go around the internet registering "TheyCallMeDSP" for random services. The hard part was hacking in to his phone using my dad's drone and a raspberry pi so that I could use the text message to confirm the account and then delete the message without DSP knowing. We got lucky on this one 'tractors.
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This is an amazing coincidence, I've been creating hundreds of fake WWE discord accounts and shilling LINE in there to entrap Phil into looking like an online gambling addict. Great work framing him Agent Golf October Uniform Tango!
 
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Here’s the plan fellers
1• we get someone on the inside of Fred Myer
2•we get the inside man to form a relationship with the stallion
3• they get invited to dinner
4• they put sleeping pills on the potato casserole that kat made
5• the barn animals pass out
6• inside man takes crusty iPhone and deletes wwe champions account
7• liberate jasper and/or ps5 and 6000 dollar coffee maker
8•?????
=
profits
 
All dspfans will have their icons changed to this
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Okay, Christmas Eve I'm going to sneak into the Wakando.

I'm going to replace the Snoopy desk calendar Kat bought Phil with a lump of coal.

Phil is going to cry again like when he was 17 years old and found out Santa wasn't real.
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
W-wait... Santa isn't real?
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No, sorry we thought you knew.

You know the tooth fairy isn't real either right?

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Okay, Christmas Eve I'm going to sneak into the Wakando.

I'm going to replace the Snoopy desk calendar Kat bought Phil with a lump of coal.

Phil is going to cry again like when he was 17 years old and found out Santa wasn't real.
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Wow Phil was 17 once? what a boomer lol
 
I have formed a team of elite forces for our next gay operation. This team was hand picked to combat the "Hate Army 86". The team has been named "Love Navy 69". Why? Because love makes us stronger. Nothing will defeat the power of love!

Our current mission is to hack into Phil's computer and install Windows 10. Phil won't be able to stream for months or maybe even a year while he struggles to learn an entirely new operating system! Brilliant!
 
Are you making up the part about Phil thinking Santa was real until age 17? Because if you aren't, holy shit does that explain a lot.
 
tripmix said:
You know the tooth fairy isn't real either right?
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You gotta be... guys I think I'll need a moment...
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I have formed a team of elite forces for our next gay operation. This team was hand picked to combat the "Hate Army 86". The team has been named "Love Navy 69". Why? Because love makes us stronger. Nothing will defeat the power of love!

Our current mission is to hack into Phil's computer and install Windows 10. Phil won't be able to stream for months or maybe even a year while he struggles to learn an entirely new operating system! Brilliant!
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Roger that, I have already prepared a flash drive with Windows 10 on it. I've left it at Strategic Point B.
 
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