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There were points I had to quiet his audio because he was literally YELLING at his TV because of the falling jellybean man


 
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I get a small amount of joy from this being uploaded to Youtube. The only editing DSP engages in and it's to hide his begging from Youtube.
 
Feel free to re-upload this wherever you want, hope you'll enjoy it. Love you, Phil.
 
Cistern Rumbler said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ro8RO4Sd9xw
I get a small amount of joy from this being uploaded to Youtube. The only editing DSP engages in and it's to hide his begging from Youtube.
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This is why Phil is unwatchable for anyone that is not a wheelchair.

Phil: "Contributions have been very slow today,if you want to support the stream please tip me,we are only half way to hit the tips goal and I got 100$ of chargebacks during the break."

Any normal person would ask things like: why 100$ twice a day? Does he have 200$ worth of bills per day? Why can't he use twitch money for bills? Why is there no incentive for the goal? If he is getting thousands in chargebacks a month why doesn't he disable them? Why does he beg for money for bills but when asked to tell us what those bills are tell us to fuck off?

You need to be a literal retard to not ask these questions.
JuanButNotForgotten said:
Feel free to re-upload this wherever you want, hope you'll enjoy it. Love you, Phil.
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So he has a 55 inch tv at 6 feet of distance and he still can't see well? He is blind.
 
How to make DSP a horror-movie villain with one simple edit

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When you get invited for chill interactions but he spikes your gin (All I wanted to do was have a good time, maybe have a good game 😞)

 
RollingRock said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vRwjgRT9bgw:58How can someone be this stupid? He's looking at a menu that says MAIN JOBS and then SIDE JOBS and he can't figure it out.
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No he's saying how does he know which side jahbs have a meaningful connection to the main jahbs.

Still a dumbass complaint anyway, Skyrim did the exact same thing, with a million side quests, some with varying degrees of main plot connection, some with zero. You just play them all or if they seem uninteresting you quit them. Not rahcket science Dave, stop being a lazy piece of trash lol.
 
Cistern Rumbler said:
No he's saying how does he know which side jahbs have a meaningful connection to the main jahbs.

Still a dumbass complaint anyway, Skyrim did the exact same thing, with a million side quests, some with varying degrees of main plot connection, some with zero. You just play them all or if they seem uninteresting you quit them. Not rahcket science Dave, stop being a lazy piece of trash lol.
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Skyrim? Try RPGs in general. Hell, he never complains about side quests not having a meaningful connection to main quests in any other game he's played. He pulled this complaint out of his gin-addled brain because he convinced himself that it's fuhn and pahsitive to bitch about the game and demand refunds if you're a khansole player because the game is an absolutely broken Big Rigs-tier unfinished beta version. Especially since he's made up this "King of Bugs" moniker for himself just when the game released after he heard that it was buggy as fuck. However, in some weird version of karmic justice he's getting much less issues than the average console player so he has to quickly make up other dumb shit to bitch about.
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Skyrim? Try RPGs in general. Hell, he never complains about side quests not having a meaningful connection to main quests in any other game he's played. He pulled this complaint out of his gin-addled brain because he convinced himself that it's fuhn and pahsitive to bitch about the game and demand refunds if you're a khansole player because the game is an absolutely broken Big Rigs-tier unfinished beta version. Especially since he's made up this "King of Bugs" moniker for himself just when the game released after he heard that it was buggy as fuck. However, in some weird version of karmic justice he's getting much less issues than the average console player so he has to quickly make up other dumb shit to bitch about.
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I only brought up Skyrim specifically because iirc he gave that game a 9.5 rating or something like that, and specifically said the crazy amount of side quests was a good thing about the game, that he played the shit out of it, got engrossed etc but still didn't finish most of the quests (essentially saying it was overflowing with reasons to return to it).

Now it's the complete flip opinion when it comes to C2077. A lot has changed in the last almost 9 years since he reviewed Skyrim but the most obvious thing is that he absolutely hates video games now, and any amount of side content just equals extra work and effort in his brain now. This is why he shouldn't even be reviewing games at all anymore, all his views on a game revolve entirely around how much effort is there between point A and point Z and is the money worth it.
 
"Nothing I can do about it."

Uh, how about you try NOT having your eyes glued to the chat just because it's making fun of you? I'm serious, it's half of what encourages trolls to do that, they know you're going to see it because you can't help yourself. We know you have no problem ignoring the chat when you want to, so just do it.

Phil has the thinnest skin for having been at this for twelve fucking years.
 
TheGoutburglar said:
Phil has the thinnest skin for having been at this for twelve fucking years.
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Well that's because this literal child has throughout the years has become extremely emotionally dependent on the chat. Unless the chat is handholding him through a game and/or inflating his ego/e-dick he is despondent and lost. There are compilations of the dumbass complaining that the chat is not talking to him and/or talking about the game.

At this point the chat is literally babysitting an idiot...
 
The cult video is a bit reaching tbh;
1) The BITE Model was designed to be applied to groups; https://freedomofmind.com/bite-model/ The problem is when doing something like this you cannot objectively view certain question in a criteria segment which I can see this devolving into.

Additionally you can apply it as Twitch as an environment because most high up creators have the same behaviour; Pokimane, Ninja, Azmagold. It is always an echo chamber. You cannot exactly apply the model to Twitch that does not work as its designed to be applied to people.

Phil is exceptional yes but you kinda need to take a chill pill you give way too much credit he is a blithering, idiot most of the time who never leaves the house and has an overinflated sense of self-importance.
 
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