Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Jonah Hill poster]

Personally, this is one of my favorite GTA: San Andreas missions. The shooting from inside the car along with the funny dialogue of Big Smoke putting soap in C.J.’s eyes made this memorable for me. I even liked the little subtle touch of Big Smoke quickly getting into the drivers seat after C.J. went to save Sweet in the motel, while Ryder states, “Man, it’s every motherfucker for himself!”

In turn, I think that moment made the noggin start jogging.

 

[Maurice Caine]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KeNIQPpf2MM
Personally, this is one of my favorite GTA: San Andreas missions. The shooting from inside the car along with the funny dialogue of Big Smoke putting soap in C.J.’s eyes made this memorable for me. I even liked the little subtle touch of Big Smoke quickly getting into the drivers seat after C.J. went to save Sweet in the motel, while Ryder states, “Man, it’s every motherfucker for himself!”

In turn, I think that moment made the noggin start jogging.

That one's just like World War VIII!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

That one's just like World War VIII!

(The car hits two officers, with one landing on the hood of the car. Smoke drives through a narrow alleyway.)

Sweet: CJ, we got the ghetto bird up ahead!

LSPD Chopper Pilot:This is LSPD, do not..Hey what the fuck!? Too low, you'll kill us all!

Sweet: Back up Smoke, back up!

Big Smoke: Hell no, I'm going through!

Ryder: Oh man, we gon' dieeee!

CJ: Oh shit!

(The cop on the car gets killed by the chopper blades.)

Sweet: Slow down Smoke, slow down!

Big Smoke: Oh shit, the brakes is out!

Say what you want about Rockstar, but the Houser brothers know how to write a good script, especially when the scene of part of the mission is based on Con Air.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Boring, shitty cutscene fest with glitches as bad as Cyberpunk.

Fucking GTA Online....

Edit: Wow, just realized these are not glitches...they made NPC's indestructible because they can't have a mission failure for an exposition mission in Online. Ho Lee Shit.

Not in a rush to play it honesty. I looked at GTAForums cause usually they over fellate the updates, but all I see are complaints about how bad it is. When you can't even get the retards on GTAForums to enjoy the update....yeesh.

 

[heyitsmike]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=S1I6mlB_AUk
Boring, shitty cutscene fest with glitches as bad as Cyberpunk.

Fucking GTA Online....

Edit: Wow, just realized these are not glitches...they made NPC's indestructible because they can't have a mission failure for an exposition mission in Online. Ho Lee Shit.

Not in a rush to play it honesty. I looked at GTAForums cause usually they over fellate the updates, but all I see are complaints about how bad it is. When you can't even get the retards on GTAForums to enjoy the update....yeesh.

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Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.

Amen.

 

[Anachronistic]

Last time I got excited for GTAO updates was back during the Heist days. I've become so numb to this game that updates are literally flying past my face and I don't even notice.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Jesus Christ GTA VI is doomed.

Madrazo has a dipshit son. Hes your contact on this. Acts like typical millenial dipshot like all GTA Online characters now. Mrs. Madrazo is a party girl now and cant keep her hands off her son for some reason...

As always were doing a heist for someone but we have to front all the costs (a submarine)

I'm uninstalling. GTA is dead.

 

[heyitsmike]

GTA is dead.

At least we still have Cyberpunk 2077.

j/k lol.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

At least we still have Cyberpunk 2077.

j/k lol.

I'm actually enjoying Cyberpunk.

Dr. Dre just had a pointless cameo. Were reaching Simpsons level of garbage now.

This shit really is endless cutscenes. I'm so bored.

 

[D.Angus]

Jesus Christ GTA VI is doomed.

Madrazo has a dipshit son. Hes your contact on this. Acts like typical millenial dipshot like all GTA Online characters now. Mrs. Madrazo is a party girl now and cant keep her hands off her son for some reason...

I like the fact the writing is now so bad, it can actually ruin characters by proxy. Martin Madrazo used to be a very powerful and intimidating guy, but now that we see how his family acts, it makes him pathetic. Honestly Martin should have been the contact for the heist, as it would have made more sense for you help him, as more then likely you've done a ton of crap for him in the past.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I like the fact the writing is now so bad, it can actually ruin characters by proxy. Martin Madrazo used to be a very powerful and intimidating guy, but now that we see how his family acts, it makes him pathetic. Honestly Martin should have been the contact for the heist, as it would have made more sense for you help him, as more then likely you've done a ton of crap for him in the past.

The problem is that millenial dipshits only know how to write millenial dipshits. Hence why El Rubio is for some reason a mix of Scarface and a millenial dipshit despite being an older Columbian dude.

Couldn't use Madrazo because his character was already established and they somehow have no idea how to write him.

Seriously, I got past all the cutscenes and it threw me into some of the most unfun and frusterating stealth sections ever, and this is GTA Online we are talking about. I said fuck it, quit and uninstalled. I should have done it a year ago when I stopped playing but now I'm convinced there will never be anything I enjoy in this ever again.

 

[D.Angus]

I said fuck it, quit and uninstalled. I should have done it a year ago when I stopped playing but now I'm convinced there will never be anything I enjoy in this ever again.

FiveM is the only reason I keep it installed and even then I'm not playing it too much now a days.

 

[Cod of War]

So you need a casino penthouse AND the new submarine to do this, fucking hell R*.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

So you need a casino penthouse AND the new submarine to do this, fucking hell R*.

Yeah, it's dumb, especially since they practically gave these things away through Prime benefits anyways.

Like why do we need this stupid paywall if you're just giving the shit away anyways? Oh cause you can trick dumbasses to still pay for it?

It's dumb. If you don't have a penthouse yet, don't even bother. This heist isn't worth it and it's obvious within the first minute of getting on the island.

 

[heyitsmike]

While I, like many other people, would like to get a GTA VI soon, does anyone actually think that Rockstar in its current form would actually put out a product that's anything but a pay to win grindfest?

Until they remember how to make good content maybe it's just as well they steer clear of GTA VI.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Just saw the actual heist on Youtube. Looks lame as fuck. Apparently the files you're getting for Madrazo are pictures of Trevor and Mrs. Madrazo fucking. No joke.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

While I, like many other people, would like to get a GTA VI soon, does anyone actually think that Rockstar in its current form would actually put out a product that's anything but a pay to win grindfest?

Absolutely not, why would they? There's no incentive to acknowledge anything outside of GTA Online. If anything I expect GTA VI to rely somewhat on the presence of GTA V and its Online component in your installed games for certain content that, if not available, would completely fuck your experience over. Plus, with how Online started, I don't trust Rockstar/Take-Two to deliver a solid experience for the first three years or after ... There's no point in being a newcomer to Grand Theft Auto Online, you'll get raped out of any incentive to play legitimately.

 

[heyitsmike]

There's no point in being a newcomer to Grand Theft Auto Online, you'll get raped out of any incentive to play legitimately.

I agree. This submarine you'll need for the new heist, fully upgraded, is $9.085 million of in game money.

That's a Megalodon ($99.99) plus a Great White ($19.99) Shark Card. $120 of real money for an imaginary toy.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I agree. This submarine you'll need for the new heist, fully upgraded, is $9.085 million of in game money.

That's a Megalodon ($99.99) plus a Great White ($19.99) Shark Card. $120 of real money for an imaginary toy.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

Does anyone *really* need the stupid moon pool, sonar or missiles though?

People needing to fully upgrade these things has always been mindnumbingly dumb to me since half the time they don't provide much at all

 

[heyitsmike]

Does anyone *really* need the stupid moon pool, sonar or missiles though?

People needing to fully upgrade these things has always been mindnumbingly dumb to me since half the time they don't provide much at all

No, but even the base submarine will set you back two Great White Shark Cards. So while yes, you don't need to spend $120 for the fully upgraded submarine, just the base model is still $40.