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MisterPibb said:
Their only reasonable course of action from a business perspective would be to hire an actual knitter
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But there's a high chance an actual knitter would be an icky cis women.
All the cool transgirls are too busy playing Smash, crying and watching sissy hypno to learn how to knit.
 
Cool Spot said:
Also it's funny seeing Kev's smug face liking the Tweets Bonnie made about the weird femboy sissy who cut themselves getting kicked out for doing no work and playing video games all day. No self-awareness.
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I think Kevin's delusion runs deep and vast, like the grand canyon or the mariana trench. He believes he's contributing enough, and has little reason to doubt that; I doubt anyone has had words and he's too stupid to take the hint when nobody wants to spend time with him and Bonnie glares fucking daggers at him during an interview. I mean, he thinks he's a woman. There is no suspension of disbelief here. There's no sand to draw lines in. It's all a miraculous haze of coom and delusion. I wish I could live so shamelessly.
 
Law said:
But there's a high chance an actual knitter would be an icky cis women.
All the cool transgirls are too busy playing Smash, crying and watching sissy hypno to learn how to knit.
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Oh we have one of those!

Meet the lovely Jane Fae, aka John Ozimek, advocate of extreme porn and knitting......


He pops up on the tranny sideshows thread every now and again.
 
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MisterPibb said:
Exactly this. I see this exact pattern periodically: someone gets into the industry from the production side who hasn't done the time on the consumer side, doesn't know how to evaluate/package/market their own product, and flops. It's obvious from things like what they think should be on the ball bands, and it's embarrassing for everyone involved.

Their only reasonable course of action from a business perspective would be to hire an actual knitter to do some branding and find an established, woke indie dyer/dye house to wholesale to that could bring actual talent and name recognition to the whole endeavor. Scale could save them, all other things being equal. Unfortunately for them, whoever that would be would want to make the ranch part of the brand story. The overcrowding/general conditions aren't exactly going to endear them to the folks who'd pay a premium for that sort of thing.
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They'd have to start caring for the alpaca a whole fuck of a lot better, paying for better feed, getting a professional to shear them, and actually doing the shearing during the RIGHT TIME OF YEAR. None of that will ever happen, to say nothing of them putting in the effort to properly market their fiber.
 
MisterPibb said:
Exactly this. I see this exact pattern periodically: someone gets into the industry from the production side who hasn't done the time on the consumer side, doesn't know how to evaluate/package/market their own product, and flops. It's obvious from things like what they think should be on the ball bands, and it's embarrassing for everyone involved.

Their only reasonable course of action from a business perspective would be to hire an actual knitter to do some branding and find an established, woke indie dyer/dye house to wholesale to that could bring actual talent and name recognition to the whole endeavor. Scale could save them, all other things being equal. Unfortunately for them, whoever that would be would want to make the ranch part of the brand story. The overcrowding/general conditions aren't exactly going to endear them to the folks who'd pay a premium for that sort of thing.
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I think what some people are ignoring is that part of their "master plan" is to guilt people into buying from them as sort of a form of charity to support trans rights. That's why the markup is so outrageously high despite the low quality, it's the Troon Tax. Now, will it work? Obviously not, but they're pot committed at this point, there's no resources left to change course and hire their own knitters and so on.
 
lfaw said:
do we know which one got the boot yet? it doesn't appear to be josiebean, or any of the other mainstays.

also it's grocery day at the ranch!
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what are our ranchers eating? surely food that fosters physical farm activity with plenty of nutrition, right?

  • hot pockets
  • spam
  • poptarts
  • rice krispies
  • cheez-its
  • brownies
  • other shit i can't make out
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So there's like exactly one person who can cook at the Tranch. I assume they're the one who asked for the rice, broccoli, chicken and edmame while the rest were putting pop tarts, hot pockets and shit.
 
Internet's Boyfriend said:
How will keeping men out of women's sports harm cis women? Like I honestly want to know his reasoning behind this because the only thing I can think of is something with a more emotional/social angle, like "segregating trans and cis women will make cis women less tolerant" or some stupid bullshit like that.
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Friendly reminder than in the progressive alphabet utopia, Fallon Fox (a faggot larping as a woman) can bust another woman's skull in live on TV and be hailed as the bravest athlete in fucking history.

Now, you can argue, how smart you could have been in the first place to want to do MMA as a biological woman, but the point stands.
 
i got reminded of kevin's art tumblr and wow, it really is a contrast to him now. his art is shitty but at least he actively went to cons and marketed his drawings, that'd be an honest enough living.

especially with the deviant circles he belongs to, they'll drop tons of money on commissions especially for people willing to draw whatever extreme subject matter they're into. kevin has a drawing setup worth thousands of dollars and won't even throw in a few sketches for donators.

i feel like the tranch infighting will come to a head when wedge moves in and neither him or kevin can help out because of a blown out ass, or a blown out penis, respectively.
 
MisterPibb said:
There is no way for me to contextualize this without seriously PLing but from an industry perspective on both retail and wholesale yarn sales it is objectively fucking hilarious.
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If you're personally comfortable with the PL and have a new take on this thread that hasn't been said yet, I for one would be interested. Not that into yarn but I am into lols.
 
lfaw said:
i got reminded of kevin's art tumblr and wow, it really is a contrast to him now. his art is shitty but at least he actively went to cons and marketed his drawings, that'd be an honest enough living.
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Honestly I've seen people trying to sell worse. Mamabliss' art looks like garbage yet that person makes money by drawing degenerate shit even compared to furry standards. But I guess drawing just takes too much effort compared to posting on twitter all day.
 
farttpott said:
That said he didn't like this one

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likes archive:
https://archive.md/1N5Rr (which I dont think has fully worked well whatev)

which wouldn't mean much but Kev thinks that liking every reply to his golden tweets is his main labour
(e.g.: https://www.twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1337593627237777411 / https://archive.md/zlvum ).
if he doesn't like your reply it's like he spat in your face. so missing out this one betrays a little bit of agency on his part
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I’m gonna defend our ”Fuck work, I wanna cut myself” snowflake since I have a feeling a bitter under 30’s tranny may one day come here and tell secrets.

1) This tranny ent the first to be booted out, another was booted out and tried to #metoo Penny for molesting him. Kevin piles on Penny’s defense which actually made Penny look more guilty.

2) Everyone on the Ranch retweets any brain dead #eattherich hot take and whine about how rent is evil and money r bad.
you reap what you sow.

3) it’s hard to take work and making money seriously when Penny approaches money like kids playing shops and just lets an $11,000 labor contract slip through his fingers.

4) Kevin exists.

Kevin does more than less, he actively harms the ranches image and SEO with his inane cum brain posting. I have said this before, Kevin and Penny’s relationshi make the ranch more “Feudal monarchy” than “liberal commune“. Penny is the King and Northa and Kevin are his concubine who get to live in the big castle and not work whiles the king looks after them.


It’s all a fucking joke, Bonnie is the only one who takes it seriously as a business, Penny is just using it as a vessel to enslave and force men to self-euenich for his deranged BSDM cult.

This tranny wasnt lazy, he was just black pilled and saw it for what it is, a big joke. Ha ha ha.
 
Tomoko Kuroki said:
I think what some people are ignoring is that part of their "master plan" is to guilt people into buying from them as sort of a form of charity to support trans rights.
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Guilting your customers isn't sustainable. It's why people who get roped into Herbalife or other pyramid schemes can guilt a few pity shillings out of their friends and parents in the beginning, but end up losing money in the end. Just turn it into a 501c3 as a home for wayward troons or something.
Tomoko Kuroki said:
I have said this before, Kevin and Penny’s relationshi make the ranch more “Feudal monarchy” than “liberal commune“.
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I agree. But honestly can you expect master/slave larpers to create a fair and equitable system?
They whine about "the rich" oppressing them on Twitter, but then turn around and oppress each other.
My sides.
 
If Kevin really was Penny's slave he might be forced to do some work. Troon chain gang when?
 
new toy at the trip out. it's some lady transformer. 20 bucks I guess. (he never says what a steal or anything, just buys everything full price)

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On a commune full of troonies
All of them are total loonies
They cut off their ducks
Up their butts drugs stuck
Can ne'er have another coomies

Kevin the man of many cooms
Found out he preferred to fuck troons
Abandons his wife
Fucks up his whole life
And now he doesn't have any spoons
 
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Spunt said:
If Kevin really was Penny's slave he might be forced to do some work. Troon chain gang when?
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In Penny "Fagin" Logue's dreams. Slave labor couldn't even make the Tranch profitable at this point. Although slavery is apparently one of Kevin's many fetishes. Slavery and shopping.

If Mxtress actually wanted to discipline her sub she could take away his Transformers toy money and make him earn his toys.

Also in my moronic Oliver Troon headcanon Norintha is Bill Sikes. Kevin's tweets just nail the stark depiction of poverty and social inequality, the colorful side characters, and the terrible smells that you'd see in Dickens's works.
 
John Furrman said:
On a commune full of troonies
All of them are total loonies
They cut off their ducks
Up their butts drugs stuck
Can ne'er have another coomies

Kevin the man of many cooms
Found out he preferred to fuck troons
Abandons his wife
Fucks up his whole life
And now he doesn't have any spoons
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Of the many Troon ranch performers
Kevin is the most enormous
As they run out of cash
Kevin smokes through his stash
And buys 500 dollar transformers

Kev tweeted out "very soon
I will be able to coom"
Now a year has gone by
And so hard he might try
Still no life from the Amhole of doom
 
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