Ralph, I know we love aggresive banting around here, it maybe the backbone of Internet Bloodsports but I care about my fellow human beings, I know we love being rude and mean to each other here, and I want to help you, you may read this or you may not, but I have to write it anyway, or else I would have to live the rest of my existence with a guilty conscience, as I know it can make the difference and I want to do the correct thing, it's time to fix the situation, I know these are difficult times, uncertain times for everyone, especially you, it's okay now, don't worry, I'm not judging you, it's understandable, nobody is perfect, you've been through a lot, I know what's going on through your head, I want to remind you this is the easiest and fastest way out so, long story short: please, fucking do it Ralph, fucking do it faggot, do it, already, you fucking coward teasing piece of shit.
