UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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Wouldn't it be easier to just fudge the numbers
There is a problem with that , contrary to the american system, you have to sign in a book and put your fingerprint on it on the voting centerto make your vote valid, no in mail ballots bullshit if you dont have a id or are not registered you cant vote period ,and people here went in a rampage to make sure the deceased are removed from the system, so no, they cant make hundreds and hundreds of signatures and fingerprints in less than a day because maduro is obsessed with winning with Chavez tier of bullshit numbers, last time they got away with it because people did not bother to remove the deceased from it, but now they learned the trick and people did it and to this day make sure they are removed from it day one

Also the ones that when to vote for gibs were received with "the gibs were the friends you made along the way to the voting center" and the reaction was as expected, iirc they were offered like 50 dollars in cash and got nothing well you CAN'T live a luxury life with 50 bucks but can survive for like 3 weeks if you are very cheapskate and are not sick

 
Sounds familiar...
What is happening in Georgia comes to mind

What the fuck does he think he'll gain from this?
He believe Biden is going to extend his hand to him like Trump did, when he was absolutely a NOBODY until Trump senpai noticed him, it took him less than a hour after AP called the election to backstab him

I'm guessing that with any regime like that, that's all he needs.
The optics are terrible this time, there is absolutely no way in hell that he get the 6 millions he is projecting to fake, it will fail the most simple of auditories, forget about checking the ballots or the data, the fingerprint system and the book of attendance are going to fuck him hard, he believe he could just threaten everyone to remove the gibs but we recieved our gibs yesterday that was 1 million 200 something aka less than a dollar and people told him to stick his gibs on his ass

Update: is 01:00 am, they have still not released the first report, they CANT hide this disaster and cant find a way to spin it, what it can be heard is that they are going to extend it to tomorrow but is not viable because is illegal, is today and they cant find a way to inflate the numbers because dead people was deleted from the system
 
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Update: is 01:00 am, they have still not released the first report, they CANT hide this disaster and cant find a way to spin it, what it can be heard is that they are going to extend it to tomorrow but is not viable because is illegal, is today and they cant find a way to inflate the numbers because dead people was deleted from the system
In Cuba, officials will go to your house and force you to go to the polls if you didn't "vote." Do you think it will ever get to that point in Venezuela? I thought there would have been something like that.
 
In Cuba, officials will go to your house and force you to go to the polls if you didn't "vote." Do you think it will ever get to that point in Venezuela? I thought there would have been something like that.
They tried but people still did not care

Like always they throwed the result at like freaking 4 am , with 83 % of the acts processed (5 million) and with a barely jacked participation of 30% the commies got 66% of the congress and the traitors got the rest, they did not even bother to celebrate but it took them a entire day to fake votes because no one cared there was not one in Maduro HQ , the results were abysmal and this is all they could muster in 20 hours.

Maduro celebration was yeah... We won hurray let's go to sleep , he was so much of a coward that changed his voting center for one in a military base because he did not wanted to see his failure on camera
 
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Reminder that the elections were so fake,rigged and gay that i told you guys the exact numbers wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy before any result was ever reported because they are rigged since months ago
Edit 3: the number that was leaked its that they are going to lie saying that there was a participation of 6 million people when in reality it was less that 500k
 
Update: is 01:00 am, they have still not released the first report, they CANT hide this disaster and cant find a way to spin it, what it can be heard is that they are going to extend it to tomorrow but is not viable because is illegal, is today and they cant find a way to inflate the numbers because dead people was deleted from the system
I thought the government is at a point where they can go full bore "don't give a fuck" or are they doing this pretzel nonsense to put on a good face for the "international community"?
 
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I thought the government is at a point where they can go full bore "don't give a fuck" or are they doing this pretzel nonsense to put on a good face for the "international community"?
They are already in "dont give a fuck" mode considering that people is so numb to them that even the threats of removing the gibs went to deaf ears at least the ones i actually despise also lost so now they dont have power and were treated like the washed whores they are
 
Close to 0, his "support" is just public employees and the army disguised as civilians, the fun part is that even with them the willingness to vote is still 0 because he can't force them to go to vote, since money has run dry he has forgotten to give gibs, and when it arrive the gibs is worth nothing because the bolivar is still going full Bogdanoff

The poor website cant even keep it up with the rate of devaluation

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For worse context we have slashed zeros from our currency twice

Edit: the Son of maduro one of the biggest retards in the country is already wasted with booze saying that they already won inviting anyone to go to the beach and drink too to celebrate, he forgot COVID was a thing
What's the montary situtation like in Venezuela now? From what I've last read, the country has become de facto dollarized, where most economic activity is done in the almighty Greenback and not the worthless local currency. Is this true? Also does anybody use the euro, which many countries that hate Washington, D. C. turn to if they need an international currency that's not the dollar.
 
So tomorrow come the fake and gay congress elections that absolutely no one care, i will resume the shitshow in a few post because honestly even they dont care to apparent someone care

They could not find anyone that cared to observe the fake election so they brought Iranians

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The polls about participation are showing world records of people saying that they are not going to go so Maduro is promising that he will quit tomorrow if he lose, considering that all the candidates are already bought, are from his own party and the opposition parties were taken over by ad-hoc committees assigned by his supreme court this is a sad joke

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Faking "legitimacy" by using fake CNN microphones

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To give you a example how stupid the election is lets show you the parties involved

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AD, COPEI and Voluntad popular are taken by the supreme court aka they are infested with commies
Avanzada progresista is henry falcon party aka is communist garbage
PPT and Tupamaros were communist but went rogue and the supreme court invaded them
Primero Venezuela is the party of the traitors that sold their old parties to suck Maduro's dick
Soluciones para venezuela is Claudio Fermin parties, aka commies
The rest are just grifters that no one cares about them
Funny enough the only ones that have not been invaded and are being show as alternative to the PSUV is the PCV.... the actual Communist party

Not putting anything about Guaido because he is just shilling his fake gay ass consultation that also no one care
I remember you saying something about you were going to have your own election and counting so you and others could vote for Trump. Did anything ever come of that?
 
What's the montary situtation like in Venezuela now? From what I've last read, the country has become de facto dollarized, where most economic activity is done in the almighty Greenback and not the worthless local currency. Is this true? Also does anybody use the euro, which many countries that hate Washington, D. C. turn to if they need an international currency that's not the dollar.
Yep, no one use the bolivar for anything and even the prices are now tagged in dollars, Maduro has soft-accepted this as a inevitability and made it legal to do but you have to use the rate of the central bank that no one uses, the joke is more fun when you see that they only put the black market rate a couple of days after just to not admit they could not defeat it, services like Zelle are hugely popular here of course you cant use the national banking system because even when you CAN open accounts with foreign currency the trust in the system is so low that people prefer to save it under their mattress

I remember you saying something about you were going to have your own election and counting so you and others could vote for Trump. Did anything ever come of that?
It was more people joking about it but iirc there was one mock election in Zulia i think were could vote in jest for Maduro, Guaido or Trump and orange man trashed them very hard , it was more like a whatsapp chain and a video but i dont have it right now, it was like 2 weeks ago and my cell phone is crap and dont save the media
 
What is happening in Georgia comes to mind


He believe Biden is going to extend his hand to him like Trump did, when he was absolutely a NOBODY until Trump senpai noticed him, it took him less than a hour after AP called the election to backstab him


The optics are terrible this time, there is absolutely no way in hell that he get the 6 millions he is projecting to fake, it will fail the most simple of auditories, forget about checking the ballots or the data, the fingerprint system and the book of attendance are going to fuck him hard, he believe he could just threaten everyone to remove the gibs but we recieved our gibs yesterday that was 1 million 200 something aka less than a dollar and people told him to stick his gibs on his ass

Update: is 01:00 am, they have still not released the first report, they CANT hide this disaster and cant find a way to spin it, what it can be heard is that they are going to extend it to tomorrow but is not viable because is illegal, is today and they cant find a way to inflate the numbers because dead people was deleted from the system
Don't need to worry about an audit or any of those things. If the west tries to make him, he can just point to the last US election. Third-world shitholes can just tell independent observers to go fuck themselves at this point. We've managed to make things worse for the rest of the world yet again.
 
People were pestering Maduro about why he changed his voting center so suddenly and then he came with the old reliable

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Yeah according to him Colombian special operations teams were prepared to ambush him on his way to the voting center to kill him "live on television", you can't make this shit up
 
@Glad I couldn't help , Maduro just answered your question with the most retarded take he could say

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"In Venezuela there is not a TOTAL dollarization, because the dollars is not and never will the official currency, but is a mechanism against the economic war", mind you he quickly forgot that he blame the "economic war" to the united states
 
@Glad I couldn't help , Maduro just answered your question with the most retarded take he could say

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"In Venezuela there is not a TOTAL dollarization, because the dollars is not and never will the official currency, but is a mechanism against the economic war", mind you he quickly forgot that he blame the "economic war" to the united states
So Maduroland logic goes as follows: If you adopt your economic enemy's currency, you win.

Make complete and total sense.
 
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