🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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@kh0st if you approach him IRL, he's going to come at you like he did that person in Phoenix. He will assault you first because he can't control his anger.
 
kh0st said:
I hate being shut up. If Ethan decides to do IRL in the Northeast Im picking up my camera and operation FATFUCK will commence and ill ask these questions to his fat fucking face. I promise you all that much.
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I have questions for former guntguards.

So how did he recruit you?

What is your usual interaction with @theralph as a jannie? What instructions does he usually give to you?

Anything embarassing about @theralph that we should know?

Why did you initially look pass him grooming a mentally ill Faith back at March?

What was the final straw for you to abandon Ralph? (That was answered. Being banned without any explanation.)
 
Sam Losco said:
@kh0st if you approach him IRL, he's going to come at you like he did that person in Phoenix. He will assault you first because he can't control his anger.
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I actually doubt this. I think he's afraid to attack men. Tell him you won't press charges and he can hit you first then stomp him out. He only has his weight as an advantage I doubt there is any power behind the pig hooves.
 
kh0st said:
Unfortunate I have nothing CURRENTLY to add of insight - but im just getting started. Im not a happy dude at the moment over this fucking degenerate taking my nickles and banning me. If he comes IRL on the East Coast Ill have something to donate to you guys and your "Harvest"
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Don't worry about it, most of us are here for a good laugh.
 
As long as Kh0st is tall enough so Ralph can't reach his throat, he should be alright if he approaches him irl.
 
kh0st said:
I hate being shut up. If Ethan decides to do IRL in the Northeast Im picking up my camera and operation FATFUCK will commence and ill ask these questions to his fat fucking face. I promise you all that much.
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If he gets aggressive and gets in range, knock him off his feet and on to his back, like a enraged Galapagos tortoise he will intensely shake left and right to get off his back.
 
RichardRApe said:
He's got like MS or something. Probably fetal alcohol syndrome like EthanOl too. His brain is 100% smooth. Poor Evan, he never had a chance.
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Multiple Sclerosis wouldn't fuck the person up like that, there's a children's version though, it's an autoimmune disease, very violent. I feel sorry for him, what a shitty brother to have, holy fuck.

Sam Losco said:
@kh0st if you approach him IRL, he's going to come at you like he did that person in Phoenix. He will assault you first because he can't control his anger.
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That is a textbook trait of psychopathy; aggression.
 
@Vetti said:
As long as Kh0st is tall enough so Ralph can't reach his throat, he should be alright if he approaches him irl.
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At least we know he can't kick high enough for that.
 
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Spedestrian said:
I wrote some lyrics for a gunted version of Hurt before I realized that my Ethan Ralph impression is weak and singing it correctly isn't nearly as funny. If somebody wants to take a crack at recording it then here's the instrumental.
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Bob Dylan is fairly easy to imitate, and I wrote lyrics for a Gunted version of Rainy Day Woman (everybody must get stoned) a few pages back. I'd love to see someone actually perform and record it if you're interested. I'm fucked if I can remember what page it's on though. Just go through my post history.
 
kh0st said:
done - check my channel

Edit: Unfortunate I have nothing CURRENTLY to add of insight - but im just getting started. Im not a happy dude at the moment over this fucking degenerate taking my nickles and banning me. If he comes IRL on the East Coast Ill have something to donate to you guys and your "Harvest"
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I hope you mean verbally. Do not fedpost or make threats of violence on the karenfarms. This is a friendly gossip board.
 
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