Troon Anthems: Nominations

[Patricia Highsmith]

Every movement needs an Anthem. I nominate "Once, Twice, Three Times A Lady" by Lionel Ritchie as the Troon Anthem.
Sung to oneself (in the mirror) it is introspective, self obsessed, maudlin, and documents the three ages of Troonery: Fantasy, Acting Out, and The Great TRANSformation. *

*TRANsformationmay be as little as lippy, and a mumu, right through to bursting breast implants and or a gangrenous axe wound.

Instrumental tracks are harder to consider in this category, But Chet Atkins' fingering of Alley Cat brings to mind a certain litigant Hayden, but, no, it's not universal enough.

Lionel Richie - Three times a lady

Live 2007

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Alley Cat

Provided to YouTube by RCA Records Label Nashville Alley Cat · Chet Atkins The Essential Chet Atkins ℗ Originally released 1963. All rights reserved by Sony ...

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[Pizza Time]

This thread is shit but I'm going to contribute anyway.

Troons live to delusionally coopt femininity, so really any "girl power" song would fit, but here's my choice.

 

[Krystal]

Bonus if this is the official troon video

 

[NerdShamer]

Why not throw in some BDSM, since that's what they're into?

 

[LolRaccoon]

I have heard trans men say that "Detachable Penis" by King Missile is their anthem.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Trannies claim their anthem is “Lean on Me”? Idk why that particular song but apparently that’s what they like.

 

[Yuuko Aioi]

The optimism of the childish melody symbolizes the innocence and purity of the movement, the violence associated with it is either an accidental byproduct of goodwill or the deliberate wrongdoing of our enemies, serving as a counterpoint to the movement's unquestionably positive effect on society.
The lyrics contain the movements strongest arguments, further condensing and concentrating the movement's essence into a thought-provoking philosophical artwork.

 

[Terence Trent D'ARPA]

There's one particular anthem that comes to mind. And when that unicorn -- @Hellfire -- is up your shoulder, it's already too late.

Don't get too close if you don't wanna be a ghost:

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

"I Hate Myself and I Want To Die"

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

I'm surprised no one brought up "Dude Looks Like a Lady" by Aerosmith:

 

[Fascist Frederick]

There are multiple scenarios where this song is appropriate, this is one of them.

This lyric in particular:
Goddamn no good stupid liar
Sucking dick your pants on fire

 

[The Cunting Death]

Suicide is Painless, the theme to MASH

 

[Analog Devolved]

Trannies claim their anthem is “Lean on Me”? Idk why that particular song but apparently that’s what they like.

Bill Withers is rolling over in his grave.

I'm surprised no one brought up "Dude Looks Like a Lady" by Aerosmith:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qs97ZmUeUa4

Troons fucking wish they looked like a lady.

I nominate "Lola" by the Kinks.

The Kinks - Lola (Official Audio)

Lola was the lead single from the album "Lola Versus Powerman and the Moneygoround, Part One" originally released in the UK and the US in June 1970 and reach...

youtu.be

 

[R00T]

Transgender Dysphoria Blues by Against Me! since its by an actual tranny.

Guess which one the tranny is.

 

[Neil]

The tranny national anthem is any song by Hatsune Miku. I have no clue why trannies have latched onto that character so hard in recent years.

 

[Pizdec]

this would apply more towards Chloe Segal, though.

You can set yourself on fire, but you're never gonna burn burn burn
You can set yourself on fire, but you're never gonna learn learn learn

 

[Cowboy Kim]

Surprised nobodies mentioned Arnold Layne:

 

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