Bikini Armor Battle Damage - Hypocrites and Sexy Art

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Flaming Insignias said:
The depraved elves with a love for orgies and torture dress like BSDM enthusiasts! How utterly scandalous!
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Not only that, they are devoted to it. For something, Morathi (the old lady in the picture, mother of Malekith who has like 15 000 years) is the leader of the Cult of Pleasure and they are just an inch away from being Slaaneshi cultists. As well, they should be on board with Malekith since only women can be Sorceressess lest the man that learns magic is horribly tortured to death by Malekith.

And if they complain about women in skimpy outfits in warhammer fantasy, they should see the Elven Wardancers, the Norscan Raiders or the Dwarf Slayers. All three who go to battle with just pants/loincloth. And let's not talk about the Beastmen who are just a few milimiters from going completely naked.
 
Malagor the dank omen said:
Not only that, they are devoted to it. For something, Morathi (the old lady in the picture, mother of Malekith who has like 15 000 years) is the leader of the Cult of Pleasure and they are just an inch away from being Slaaneshi cultists. As well, they should be on board with Malekith since only women can be Sorceressess lest the man that learns magic is horribly tortured to death by Malekith.

And if they complain about women in skimpy outfits in warhammer fantasy, they should see the Elven Wardancers, the Norscan Raiders or the Dwarf Slayers. All three who go to battle with just pants/loincloth. And let's not talk about the Beastmen who are just a few milimiters from going completely naked.
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They also seem to hate the idea of women wearing make up no matter how small it is (even war paint is guilty).
 
BABD whinges about a design without paying any attention to the context or the surrounding setting. I think that's the free space on the Bikini Armor Battle Damage Bingo, isn't it? They'd whine about female characters being underdressed in a setting composed entirely of nudists.
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
They also seem to hate the idea of women wearing make up no matter how small it is (even war paint is guilty).
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This sort of stupidity hurts. I cannot eve grasp how they can consider warpaint on women bad. But whatever.

Also, i wish they saw two other things from Warhammer fantasy: The first is Prince Sigvald the Magnificent. This sucker is literally Fabio on steroids and he's a Slaanesh Champion that wears the male equivalent of boobplate. Pic for reference.

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The second one is their opinion of Daemonettes and all the daemons of Slaanesh. That is something that might cause an aneurysm.
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
A tank game uses women in their advertisements in a wrong way.
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The only valid complaint here is the lack of Maeve and Starlight as additonal characters. If they want to bitch about The Boys as a series that's fine, but don't shame World of Tanks for what is a hopefully lucrative tie in. As awful as a lot of the subject matter in The Boys is ( and it's worse in the comics), it is wildly successful. The devs would be idiots for not taking the chance to collab.
 
You have to be a total dumbass to take seriously WH40K character's outfit *yawn*
(Even the "washing your feet" thread on Morathi is kind of retarded)
 
There is other ways to get yout hand and feet dirty :tomgirl: Joke aside it's one of the things I like in WarHammer 40K lore: it's full of little details like this one.
 
Malagor the dank omen said:
This sort of stupidity hurts. I cannot eve grasp how they can consider warpaint on women bad. But whatever.

Also, i wish they saw two other things from Warhammer fantasy: The first is Prince Sigvald the Magnificent. This sucker is literally Fabio on steroids and he's a Slaanesh Champion that wears the male equivalent of boobplate. Pic for reference.

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The second one is their opinion of Daemonettes and all the daemons of Slaanesh. That is something that might cause an aneurysm.
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That breastplate is literally unwearable. He wouldn't be able to bend over or sit down properly.

I don't know why these terrible artists don't know where the natural waist is. A breastplate stops there. I wish we went back to the renaissance style when artists studied anatomy in detail.
 
Jhonson Jhonson said:
There is other ways to get yout hand and feet dirty :tomgirl: Joke aside it's one of the things I like in WarHammer 40K lore: it's full of little details like this one.
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Yep, there are craploads of hilarious details here and there despite the overall grimdark tone of Warhammer. Like the fact that all the dark elf sorceresses are married to Malekith and all live in Ghrond with their mother in law, Morathi. That makes the city a nunnery on steroids full of simps (since all dark elf soldiers would gladly kill all their relatives just to go there and be surrounded by women).
Pointless Pedant said:
That breastplate is literally unwearable. He wouldn't be able to bend over or sit down properly.

I don't know why these terrible artists don't know where the natural waist is. A breastplate stops there. I wish we went back to the renaissance style when artists studied anatomy in detail.
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A lot of Warhammer fantasy art is quite hilarious in many ways, like armor not being properly segmented, weird anatomy and the like. But you kinda think "Eh, is magic or he's a fucking mutant" since quite a lot of stuff is still nonsensical despite how well they try to explain it. After all, there are literally ratmen with sniper rifles that shoot the fantasy equivalent of enriched uranium.
 
Malagor the dank omen said:
Yep, there are craploads of hilarious details here and there despite the overall grimdark tone of Warhammer. Like the fact that all the dark elf sorceresses are married to Malekith and all live in Ghrond with their mother in law, Morathi. That makes the city a nunnery on steroids full of simps (since all dark elf soldiers would gladly kill all their relatives just to go there and be surrounded by women).

A lot of Warhammer fantasy art is quite hilarious in many ways, like armor not being properly segmented, weird anatomy and the like. But you kinda think "Eh, is magic or he's a fucking mutant" since quite a lot of stuff is still nonsensical despite how well they try to explain it. After all, there are literally ratmen with sniper rifles that shoot the fantasy equivalent of enriched uranium.
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I can more imagine a rat man than wearing that breastplate. At least the rat man could bend over.
 
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