Assassin's Creed Valhalla - WE WUZ VIKANGS

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Duncan Hills Coffee said:
Granted, no one played the series for the modern subplot, but there was at least some effort put into Desmond's side of things. Now that Desmond's gone, there's not really any reason to care about the modern subplot. They should have abandoned that part altogether frankly.
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I played the games for the modern day plot. In fact, I stooped playing the games after four because it seemed like they where putting less focus on it.
White Devil said:
I just want AC to go back to how it was before Origins.
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I can't see that happening, ubisoft makes way to much money off of theses RPGs. If it dose ever happen though it would have to be after 7 or 8 RPGs, and there has only been 3 origin type games.
 
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Rebel Wilson said:
I feel like that TV show has revised history to Vikings being innocent socialist feminists trying to free the women of Europe from the oppression of the Catholic Church.

"Viking Age Scandinavians were immigrants who traded with the Muslim world and embraced gender fluidity—everything the alt-right despises."

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Didn't the vikings have a very healthy slave trade with the Muslim world?
 
Rebel Wilson said:
I feel like that TV show has revised history to Vikings being innocent socialist feminists trying to free the women of Europe from the oppression of the Catholic Church.

"Viking Age Scandinavians were immigrants who traded with the Muslim world and embraced gender fluidity—everything the alt-right despises."

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Too bad we don't have a time machine. If we did we could send those "journos" to the viking era and plant them in coastal villages that were often raided by Vikings. That would be fun to watch
 
pisswomble said:
Didn't the vikings have a very healthy slave trade with the Muslim world?
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Yes. Real life Vikings, mainly the Danes, would make modern day sjws shit their pants with how brutal they were and how their society was. I don't understand how morons believe they had some kind of social justice thing going on or whatever, it was one of the purest forms of might is right. They didn't discriminate over who they killed, looted, raped, or enslaved.
 
For some bizarre reason, I keep hoping that Ubisoft will eventually get their head out of their ass and make AC like the old games instead of this Dark Souls RPG shit but no, they just keep doubling down on it. I think Syndicate is the last AC game that actually felt like a classic AC game even a little bit.
pisswomble said:
Didn't the vikings have a very healthy slave trade with the Muslim world?
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Oh yeah, among many, many other not-so-savory things they did. Vikings are kind of like pirates nowadays, they've been whitewashed so thoroughly that portraying them as they actually were would cause idiots to rise up and scream "nooo, that's not the REAL vikings".
 
White Devil said:
Yes. Real life Vikings, mainly the Danes, would make modern day sjws shit their pants with how brutal they were and how their society was. I don't understand how morons believe they had some kind of social justice thing going on or whatever, it was one of the purest forms of might is right. They didn't discriminate over who they killed, looted, raped, or enslaved.
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To be fair, they were extremely egalitarian. Everyone was fair game for a raid, men, women, and children, and anyone who could swing a sword was welcome to go raiding for a share of the loot.
 
Seriously?

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The Last Stand said:
Seriously?

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This bit by George Carlin never stops being relevant.


Sure, he might have been a closet commie but he still saw this bullshit coming from a mile away.
 
The Last Stand said:
Seriously?

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The absolutely infuriating thing about this is that people who had such accidents really do have self image problems, but now they need to fuck off so that fat trannies will feel better about themselves.
 
Disfigured=actual prefered term.
Terrified someone will see her face? I think everyone realises that disfigured people have suffered discrimination throughout history and therefore would naturally be very self conscious. Nowhere does it say she's ugly, or that she's less than human or that the people discriminating against her are correct. This is like saying Schindler's List is antisemitic because it portrays the mass killing of jews.
 
Jokes on him, I have been more focused on PS1-PS2 games for the past three years.

They can ruin modern day movie games as much as they want. The industry needs a good crash right now.
 
Is anyone else feeling to urge to re-buy God of Thor? I remember that actually being really good and not particularly steeped in wokeshit. Also, according to Skill Up the game is apparently somehow longer, more bloated, and even more inane than Odyssey.
And the skill tree looks like something out of Path of Exile. Fuck that.
 
wtfNeedSignUp said:
I just wonder how they'll make out the group with the culture of raping and taking other people's shit as the good guys. Does the game opens with the villain choking the drugged up brother of the protagonist to death?
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You weremt paying attention to BLM this summer? Its going to be super easy barely an inconvenience to justify making them heroes
 
Jokes on him video games have been on a relentless downhill since Vivendi merged with Activision and CUC was caught cooking the books.
 
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