💬 Off-Topic Similarities: CWC & ADF

[Ariel]

 

[RWS Watcher]

- They're both fat.

- They're both autistic.

- They're both trans, but Chris puts more effort into passing as a female

- They both can't draw

- They both got trolled numerous times

Too many to list

 

[Konstantinos]

-Neither have jobs but Chris has made money from his autistic pursuits

-Both attribute all their problems to groups they dislike

-Both have an exceptionally weak grasp on the political causes they support

-They both have huge boobs

 

[OBAMATRON]

Both are retarded faggots.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

Huge egos

Thinning hair

Incapable of looking sane in photos

Edit: Hygiene of both is sub par.

 

[John Furrman]

They have the same potato shaped heads and autistic facial structures.

 

[chimpburgers]

Both like to be as gross as possible in front of a camera

Both are delusional

Kengle has tried to ride both of their coattails

Both of them don't know jackshit about China.

 

[melty]

As with Iconoclast, I don't think ADF is simply similar to CWC, but he's actually a little jealous. Chris draws better, passes better, and gets far more attention online.

 

[Arkangel]

Both claim ethnic heritage they don't have (Chris once claimed he was part native american and ADF claims he has latino heritage).

 

[Ravenor]

Chris is the result of, two geriatrics fucking, who didn't know (or really care) how to to deal with a special needs child, allowed to continue a sedentary childish lifestyle into adulthood who was never taught to apply himself and yet for all his faults he's pitiable and to some extent likeable.

ADF however has built his own misery, he had a stable if not well paying job that he left because they wanted to wait for his name change to become legal, he chose to make himself confrontational to anyone who he sees as being in his way, and continues to make himself more and more of a joke by adding incomprehensible tattoos that he fails to take care of.

ADF isn't likeable or worthy of pity as he has endeavoured to make himself into a worse person.

 

[AnOminous]

ADF isn't likeable or worthy of pity as he has endeavoured to make himself into a worse person.

I laugh at the stupid things Chris does, but sometimes feel bad for him when he fails. With ADF, I rage at the stupid things that he does, but laugh when bad things happen to him, because he deserves them, and they literally couldn't happen to a less stupid, vicious person.

 

[*Asterisk*]

ADF is one of the few people on Earth Chris-tran's more successful and has a more fortunate life than. Other than that, they're practically clones.

Their strongest similarity? I feel it's their unwavering attraction to engage in behaviors of their own free will most torturers would find too cruel to apply: constant ritual public humiliation, improper use of sex toys, life in squalor, walking around in clothes caked with filth and human waste. This is the kind of thing that had to be forced on Abu Ghraib prisoners, and both CWC and ADF do every bit of it willingly.

I'm also amazed both guys are still alive. Chris' house fire and the countless homeless dudes and gangbangers ADF pisses off every day would be the end for most.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

+ Chris and Phil both have a really bizarre and loud sense of fashion.

+ Both have (or have had) piercings in weird places.

+ Both made up small fantasy worlds that are located in a contemporary setting around where they live IRL - Chris made up CWCville, and Phil made up Australatina.

+ Both have had their names legally changed.

+ Both have created multiple names for themselves.

+ Both were born in the early to mid 1980s.

+ Both were discovered around 2007.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Overall my impression is that Chris genuinely wants to be a productive member of society but is doomed to failure
ADF on the other hand is intentionally as unproductive as possible

 

[cumrobbery]

They both have absolutely no grasp of the concept of subtly

 

[Positron]

Both mangle Spanish (though Chris has better grasp of the language by far).
Both wish violence on the group they hate (though Philip's violent fantasies are far more frequent and detailed).
Both sexually crept on their respective pity friends (Megan, Dusty).

 

[John Titor]

Both are too open about their sexual fantasies.

 

[Adamska]

Both are on or have been on quixotic love quests.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Biggest similarities?

Being featured lolcows on the Kiwi Farms.

 

[DN 420]

They're both trans, but Chris puts more effort into passing as a female

but Chris has made money from his autistic pursuits

Chris draws better, passes better, and gets far more attention online.

ADF is one of the few people on Earth Chris-tran's more successful and has a more fortunate life than.