Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Big Lenny]

Did they just uncall Virginia?

Yes but don't get your hopes up too much for a Trump Virginia flip. Every election (in VA) the rural votes tend to get counted before the DC spillover.

 

[Gypsymagic]

Even if Trump does end up losing in the end, this is huge egg on the face for Liberals. Four years of constant "orange man bad", and "Hitler 2.0" played on TV, and social media 24/7 and they are still struggling to beat him. This should've been a slam dunk for them, it's embarrassing.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Trump now 200,000 votes ahead in Virginia with 60% reporting. Biden declared winner. I am watching this one with popcorn full.

 

[LawTwitter is Dumb]

It wouldn't work, since if you storm the whitehouse, you automatically get a 9mm pass.

Aw darn nothing bigger?

 

[Quixotic Man]

Even if Trump does end up losing in the end, this is huge egg on the face for Liberals. Four years of constant "orange man bad", and "Hitler 2.0" played on TV, and social media 24/7 and they are still struggling to beat him. This should've been a slam dunk for them, it's embarrassing.

Don''t forget about coof killing grandma panic mongering.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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Protests in downtown Raleigh

Nice VCR by the way.

 

[Bongocat]

Why is the moon not getting bigger? FEEDING FOR THE FEEDING GOD.

if I can still see my screen, Null has work to do.

 

[DeadFish]

It wouldn't work, since if you storm the whitehouse, you automatically get a 9mm pass.

EDIT:
Also nobody should ever have trusted the polls. They were done fucking terribly.

How much for a platinum pass?

 

[Shqueefa]

"I really hate the Electoral system."

Yeah, how dare you not let a couple of cities control the entire country! What are you, a racist?

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

That's pathetic. Just say you don't care, and that it's off-putting that you're so wound up over it. If you're playing "keeping up with the Joneses" over this, maybe you should re-evaluate your peer group. Not you of course, just the sort of sad white woman who actually needs this.

My wife unfortunately has a side business that requires her to engage with these kinds of people, so I never get away from seeing and hearing about these kinds of people. The amount of infantalized women (and fags) out there now is just insanity.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Called it. 2016 V2.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nate Silver should just fucking kill himself now. Total failure. NOBODY should believe his crap ever again. It ain't science if it never pans out.

 

[jje100010001]

Imagine how that British guy that bet 5 million pounds on Trump is feeling rn

15 million pounds heavier, I'd think.

 

[Titos]

Friendly reminder that if you aren't drinking right now, then you're missing out.

Drinking some Deep Eddys grapefruit with lemonade. Gonna switch to screwdrivers in a bit. I have work tomorrow and frankly it's going to be a hungover stressball, I can feel it.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Here are streams for anyone's viewing pleasure.

 

[Wünderkind]

 

[Coccxys]

It's quite telling how quick they are to declare states for Biden but then ignore the ones Trump has clearly taken.

 

[A Logging Company]

THE MOREAL OF HTE SOTRY

PEOPLE HATE IT WHEN YOU TRY TO TAKE THEIR GUNS

PEOPLE HATE IT WEN YOU ENFORCE LOCKDOWNS

HSPANICS HATE NIGGERS, CIGAR NIGGERS HATE COMMUNIST

THERE.

THERE HAS BEEN EWOK CONSULTANT NEWS LETTER.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

I can't tell if Null is making the Moon get bigger as the night goes on or I am just getting more drunk.

 

[CeleryStalks]

Michigan
On the subject of the Senate:
John James (R), black veteran, up in Michigan against incumbent Gary Peters, according to the Detroit Free Press, with ~35% counted.

John James (R)	1,068,543	55.8%
Gary Peters (D) *	808,947	42.3%

Compare Trump and Biden, ~36% counted.

Donald Trump (R) *	1,075,845	55.4%
Joe Biden (D)	834,410	42.9%