Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

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Phil has to be the winner, always, or else his self-esteem threatens suicide. Even when he compares his wife's milkshakers to his.

(stolen from LSB, 2 hours ago)
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Balr0g said:
Not sure if this belongs here but that's some serious shaking dood

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He said it all slowly because he had to think about what to say,he has been lying his whole life and is so terrible at it. Luckily no one outside very naive or mentally challenged people believe him. Also he is getting fatter,he has no muscle mass and doesnt move other than walking to the office and back to his room so I guess 1,2k calories a day must be enough for him and he is eating above that.
 
Tatu Carreta said:
He said it all slowly because he had to think about what to say,he has been lying his whole life and is so terrible at it. Luckily no one outside very naive or mentally challenged people believe him. Also he is getting fatter,he has no muscle mass and doesnt move other than walking to the office and back to his room so I guess 1,2k calories a day must be enough for him and he is eating above that.
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He also isn't the tallest man on earth so his basic intake should be somewhat smaller (I googled the basic calorie intake at my height and it was over 2k so thanks mother nature for giving me this height). And as you mentioned since he is basically doing an office job the intake should be even smaller. Unless he is doiung a secret workout..oh who am i kidding?
 
So I'm just going to leave this here, watch at own risk.
I miss the kitchen videos, that shit has quite the echo. Snorts just don't sound the same in his playpen you know.

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TheGoutGoblin said:
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This image is so fucking disturbing. I legitimately cannot look at this for more than 5 seconds without feeling uneasy. Found on reddit.
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That's fuckin' terrifying. I know that genetics can be a bitch, and how you take care of yourself (or NOT take care of yourself, in Dave's case) can affect your appearance... But, Christ on a cracker. I kinda sometimes watch those blustery senate hearings, and most of those moldy old faggots look better than Dave. And they're twice his age!

Edit: Forgot a couple couple words.
 
Sometimes when I listen to TIHYDP or anything with Phil in it, something in his fucking wheezy voice makes me want to stop what I'm doing and take multiple deep breaths. Does this phenomenon happen to anyone else?
 
Pretty rare sight because we rarely see him in profile, but Phil's jawline (or lack of one, I should say) looks pretty weird to me.
 
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