I have a joke for
@Ghostface Killer
Mister Metokur, Null, and
@Bryan Dunn are driving down the road with a car full of weed and guns when a lady cop pulls them over. She says “I should arrest you all but I’m feeling generous. I’m gonna measure your dicks and if they don’t add up to 21 inches, you’re going to jail.”
So Metokur and Null whip their dicks out and they’re ten inches a piece. Then the lady cop goes up to Bryan, who is drooling like Russel Greer in front of a whore house, and tells him it’s his turn. He pulls his dick out and it’s two inches. Since their dicks add up to 22 inches, the lady cop let’s them go.
As the three of them are driving away, Bryan Dunn wipes the sweat from his brow and says “Thank God you guys give me an erection!”