For this we need to understand why he keeps coming back. My theory is that he doesn't see himself in the wrong here, not any fucking bit. From his perspective it looks like if you or me was visiting some place, having fun, but then one day other visitors and the owner laugh at you, troll the shit out of you and then ban your ass forever. "Wait, what? I did nothing wrong! I did everything correct! Let me back in!" Back when his was banned for the first time, he thought that some mod was his friend. Actually, I
really recommend reading
this thread, but otherwise, here is what happened.
Bryan slides into Null's DMs and starts LARPing as a lawyer, accusing him of "defamation" for calling him Metokur jr. Then threatens him with a lawsuit if he or someone who tied to him gets shit IRL, because his account is tied to him now. Remember,
this guy laughed at Vidar,
when he wanted to sue KF. Pure irony! Null, however, doesn't want to keep all the fun to himself and BSV appears in his conversation with Bryan. He wants to spread fun further, so
he creates a thread in "Take that off the god damn Internet!" section.
Null posts his DMs with Bryan and people immediately laugh, because he mentioned
Dunning–Kruger effect. Bryan jumps there and starts crying, that "Vidar, John Smith, Ralph, Captain Cum and more" are going to destroy his life, even though his real name and names of his accounts were in thread title since May of 2017. Bryan replies with sperging and people just mock him, like they mocked BSV before. Null jokes about "Bryan Dunning-Kurger" effect, which causes him to spazz out so hard, he posts this:
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Null replies with
this and Bryan immediately says "I just bully you, lol". Then Bryan says "Im just gonna let this go", but of course doesn't go anywhere and basically says, that "staff and older members disagreed with Null and convinced me to sock". Null asks him who was that, but Bryan tells him to fuck off and that "he has friends there". Turns out, that neger psykolog, who was just a supervisor on DSP board, said that Bryan should've not sperged about Vidar after he was banned to keep it low. How in Bryan's retarded brain that sounded like "I advice you to create a sock, because Null is a dick" is a mystery. Bryan isn't impressed though and says "there are more". Null says "lfmao ok" and tags every fucking staff member on the website for a simple task - if
any of them says
anything positive about Bryan, he will scrub his name from here. The results were similar with the semen shower he got on Braving Ruin's discord:
- InLivingTuna says " I'm only staff for one subforum but I can tell you right now that I voted for KoP to be banned."
- Valiant says "he doesn't need to kill himself to be fertilizer cause he's already a piece of shit."
- Feline Darkmage has no beef with Bryan, but isn't going to play his game. This causes Bryan to
run away go to sleep. When @ZachAutist pokes him, he immediately wakes up and threatens him with thread so viciously, that you can hear his teeth grind.
- JSGOTI wonders why Bryan came back, if he is so afraid for his life and says "lolno".
- Meowthkip doesn't know him enough to care.
- Smutley says, that they are on ok terms, but he called him a soyboy, so no.
- Randall Fragg says, that originally he considered Bryan good, but stupid, but after today he considers him retarded, so no. Bryan, who totally went to sleep, asks them to stop, but it is still too late.
- Trombonista just wonders if he wasn't @Autphag.
- Alan Pardew, Clown Doll, Karen Riley, Melchett, Ravenor, Saney, Surtur, Vitriol and wagglyplacebo refrained from answering. Yawning sneasel just fucked around.
After being cornered with reality, of course
Bryan asks forgiveness in a really self-deprecating way.
WHY THE FUCK, you may ask? Well, according to
@Done:
See? He doesn't understand the situation at all or refuses to. Then we have his strange belief, that if he just drops the old monikers, accounts and channels, he will immediately be forgiven and forgotten and nobody will call him a sperg, even if he acts like one. When this inevitably happens, he of course thinks, that it's only because he is Bryan Dunn again. Look at that time, when his "wife" dumped him.
This faggot couldn't think of any better way to begin his apology other than "
Can you guys stop? You win. I'm done. I'm deleting my YouTube and my twitter is gone.", like KF had anything to do with him lying about his now ex-girlfriend! Then he starts his sob story and claims that "he wasn't okay since late August". Apparently, him creating a thread on BSV and taunting him, riding gravy train of SoK's death and asking Hole for nudes were the best indicators of that. He then asks "to leave his family and ex-lovers alone", even though people were just making fun of him alone for his blatant lies. He then states "Make fun of me all you want", but the only reason why he jumped back into his thread was literally this! And in true Bryan's fashion, he then promises the AMA in the next hour! Ironically, he posted this right after
@Pointandlaugh said " He'll come here and drop some sob story".
This AMA went as smooth as you may think.
He lashed out at people, that refused to give him asspats and when they just told that it's better for him to leave,
he called them "more fucked up than I am". He went as far as screeching "
you don't know me", like anyone gives a shit about his IRL behavior here, of course with "move on" in the end, which in his book means "stop laughing at me, please" (keep that in mind). What flew over everyone's head, however, was Bryan admitting that he is going to sock. Don't believe me? "
Tomorrow I'll make my anonymous account on a VPN and be done with it all." In the same fucking post, where he admits to being thin-skinned. Yeah, he is that dense.
See? He outright says "guys, I'll just hide my face and you will forget that it is me, so I am forgiven". Sarah put it best - "you can't find your honor, where you've dropped it, move on", but Bryan is unable to get this on his 12th fucking sock.
Also, don't forget that Bryan only pretends to "moving on from the internet", if someone sucks his peeny enough, he will explode with hubris.
This leads me to believe, that all of this is just his desperate retarded attempts to protect his incredibly fragile ego, same goes for his lies about his life, career and education. This time is no different - while I was working on my OP, he first decided to act, like he never defended his pedodad and then tried to smear BSV again, so I got a little mad and began kicking him in the balls on every opportunity. Then Ralph's thread got tired of him and the whole chunk of his sperging was moved
here. I think, he felt, that it is time to hide again.
Then he wouldn't be Bryan Dunn.
