💪 Tough Guys Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

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I thought about this. I don't have 5 years of psychiatric treatment practice, but I have a friend, who's on her way to become psychiatrist. I asked her if people with narcissistic personality disorder act like "insert one of Bryan's iconic traits" and the result was surprisingly opposite of what I expected. Then I asked her if people with paranoid personality disorder act that way and, mother of God, there was almost no trait of Bryan, that don't fall under it. This is as good as any of Bryan's diagnoses, because it's made from the analysis of online posts and interactions, but still, it coincides too well. I also doubt that he has just one and only disorder.

On another note, I added that part, where Bryan was unbanned.

Here is another part from the original draft.

Even after all of this, Bryan refused to fuck off, so he stuck to the last place that was willing to tolerate him - Ralph's thread. It was full of newfags, that haven't witnessed Bryan's autism in full glory, so almost everyone there ate his shit, when they could just ask about it in his thread. At the same time, Ralph went into another round of spiraling down, so Bryan got ultrahigh on his own farts, almost like during his feud with BSV.

He again tagged Null on every fucking opportunity, every fucking time, even though it should be obvious, that he doesn't want him here. Fuck, Bryan outright said that he hates him and called him sociopath and narcissistic prick, but when Null had a stream about Ralph destroying what's left of him with his heinous sex tape, he immediately jumped there, like an attention-hungry faggot he is.

In the middle of this, he, like everyone who'd "rather have 70k a year career with wife and kids then be a DarkSydePhil-tier loser trying to scrape by with muh ebucks", bragged about his "successful shows", how thread, that doesn't bother him is full of lies and a-logging and how Ralph tried to ruin him and was giving his expert opinion on Ralph's dick, like every man, who suppressed his lust for cock in the name of his marriage. He got so high of what he considered recognition that he always craved, that he began posting videos in that thread, like it's his blog or something, with the pubes glued to his face for a bigger comedic effect.

Find 10 differences.

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His hatred for Ralph, however, broke all the boundaries of pettiness. First he tried to push the idea that Ralph was a nazi /pol/ack during the GG. That's a bold statement, King of /pol!
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Three months later he claimed, that Ralph was a leftist during GG.

Seems that not only Ralph's thread was ready to eat his bullshit, because he first jumped to some Phathom Organization stream. Nothing interesting, just Bryan whiteknighting himself for an hour straight.

He said the same shit to Another Gunt too.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cSTMMi99MGk
Good thing, that Bryan doesn't try to kick off his career by "sucking up to former z-celebs", right?

Bryan also was so eager to own Ralph, that he even put food on the frying pan and taunted him with it. The last time he was doing that with DSP, so his tastes have changed, I guess. It came to a point, when he began talking about doing gay ops against Ralph. Twice!

Remember, Bryan is not Ralph's a-log, no, he just wants Ralph to spiral into a diabetic induced coma.

Bryan become so confident, that he even decided to use the momentum of Ralph's thread to settle some of his old scores, like with Mister Metokur or Spectre.

It's also notable, how Bryan gladly uses Ralph's entourage to show how scummy he is, but when that happens to him...

On September 3, 2020 Gunt's best cronie and Another Gunt have a slapfight about "who's bigger pedodefender". Bryan, who doesn't have Twitter, but always up to date somehow on internet bullshit, gives his response in Ralph's thread with a buch of very unfortunate slips, like "I have no control over what my fucked up father has done" and "my father’s disgusting faults". Wait, wasn't it just a very bad sting and wasn't a girl 19? Didn't Bryan say, that his father never sexually abused any child and he isn't a pedophile? Why is he fucked up then, what are his disgusting faults beyond watching legal porn on his duty? Why haven't Bryan just said the same, when this info was posted? Guilty his father or not, it looks bad both ways - either Bryan knew, that his father is a pedo, but lied about this to defend him, so his "I hate pedophiles" statement doesn't hold any water or his father is innocent, but Bryan gladly threw him under the bus to win some pity points on the internet and save the remaining ashes of his reputation.
The OP is really good but you are absolutely fucking obsessed with this nutjob to the point you are talking to professional people and friends about Bryans antics and comparisons in public. Take a break dude. You did good but you clearly have a hate boner the size of Bryans for him and all it makes me do is wonder why that is rather than where bryan is. Might do you some good too. Never know.
 
The OP is really good but you are absolutely fucking obsessed with this nutjob to the point you are talking to professional people and friends about Bryans antics and comparisons in public. Take a break dude. You did good but you clearly have a hate boner the size of Bryans for him and all it makes me do is wonder why that is rather than where bryan is. Might do you some good too. Never know.
Wow, it's almost like I was collecting data for the update or something like this.
 
Wow, it's almost like I was collecting data for the update or something like this.
Well just going back like 100 pages and you make it clear you want the guy to turn on his webcam and blow his brains out for you specifically and refer to things that hes done to you or people you know and your data gathering and OP is strictly personal, for you, obviously by reading it and what you keep posting. Either way I just thought someone should say it because I am pretty sure others were thinking it. Good OP, keep it up.
 
Well just going back like 100 pages and you make it clear you want the guy to turn on his webcam and blow his brains out for you specifically and refer to things that hes done to you or people you know and your data gathering and OP is strictly personal, for you, obviously by reading it and what you keep posting. Either way I just thought someone should say it because I am pretty sure others were thinking it. Good OP, keep it up.

Well that answers the question of where he went, I think.
 
The OP is really good but you are absolutely fucking obsessed with this nutjob to the point you are talking to professional people and friends about Bryans antics and comparisons in public. Take a break dude. You did good but you clearly have a hate boner the size of Bryans for him and all it makes me do is wonder why that is rather than where bryan is. Might do you some good too. Never know.

Is Juan's hate boner the size of Bryan's hate boner or Bryan's real boner? There's quite a difference and you're not clear which of Bryan's boners you're comparing to
 
Either way I just thought someone should say it because I am pretty sure others were thinking it.
This is such passive aggressive bullshit. Generally when people say this, they lack the courage of their own convictions and are hoping that they can invoke a non-existent consensus to prop up their own crap.
 
If he ever ends up being gone for good I bet it'll be because he choked to death on a cock, thus having died as he lived: homosexually.
 
Well just going back like 100 pages and you make it clear you want the guy to turn on his webcam and blow his brains out for you specifically and refer to things that hes done to you or people you know and your data gathering and OP is strictly personal, for you, obviously by reading it and what you keep posting.
Hm, I don't remember saying this. Can you give me an example?

I am pretty sure others were thinking it
Doesn't seem so, more like that you are the only one. Why though? You seem to be new here.
 
Is Juan's hate boner the size of Bryan's hate boner or Bryan's real boner? There's quite a difference and you're not clear which of Bryan's boners you're comparing to
We talking for female/wife boner or another man's outline boner? Having gone through this thread the sincerity and passion which inspired said boner and the nuances therein factor into the decision when accusing someone of having a having a hate boner in comparison to Bryan's boner. You have to clarify first what the boner type of Bryan is having (female inspired or outline inspired) before accusing the other person of having a boner (hate or otherwise) of similar intensity. Not trying to be pedantic, or come off like a fag, but the subject of Bryan's boners, much like his sexuality and mental state, is complex and confusing.

If @Ghostface Killer is accusing @JuanButNotForgotten of having a hate boner similar in irrationality and intensity to Bryan's outline boner then I am going on record as saying that is some pistols at dawn shit and @Ghostface Killer needs to walk that sentiment back.
 
Hm, I don't remember saying this. Can you give me an example?


Doesn't seem so, more like that you are the only one. Why though? You seem to be new here.
I dont care. I saw a sticky when I logged in. Read the OP went to the last 10 pages and then read the last 100 or so(albeit skimmed it)and the majority of your posts are directed at him, about him, around him, through him at times very obvious Vindictive and hostile ways, nothing actually funny aside from pretending you are one of his paranoias like the Fred guy or TXT. So I clicked your account went to Last Activities and saw more of your posts on him more clearly. Do I genuinely give a shit? No, not really. This dude is a fruitcake(quite literally) so that leaves me with just viewing what you say and how you talk about this guy almost the majority of times you get a chance too. I think the OP is good, I dont honestly know shit about you or care enough to want to learn about you. Thats just my 10 minutes or so of just reading and skimming through all this. Bryan definitely deserves this thread and the OP makes it obvious why. Its just not good imo to be up a cows ass like you are because then you start to do things you said you were doing like talking to people irl about fringe weirdos on the internet and acting like a weird stalker going to your friends therapist and asking about other peoples problems and asking them to semi diagnose someone off of one of there antics. Its the same shit Bryan seemed to do. Gonna just step away from it before pitchforks come out because people here wanna see him burn for fucking around on the farms for years among other things so uh lets :drink:
 
and the majority of your posts are directed at him, about him, around him, through him
Well, it is his thread. Du-uh...

obvious Vindictive and hostile ways, nothing actually funny
Why do you insist on that? It doesn't seem obvious to me.

like the Fred guy or TXT
Fred - yes, but TXT... No, I don't know what you're talking about.

Do I genuinely give a shit?
I clicked your account went to Last Activities and saw more of your posts on him more clearly
Read the OP went to the last 10 pages and then read the last 100 or so(albeit skimmed it)
Hmmmmm...

Its just not good imo to be up a cows ass like you are because then you start to do things you said you were doing like talking to people irl about fringe weirdos on the internet
I didn't though, don't put words in my mouth.

and acting like a weird stalker going to your friends therapist and asking about other peoples problems and asking them to semi diagnose someone off of one of there antics
Lol, and? I don't even know why Bryan himself would be upset about this.

Its the same shit Bryan seemed to do
Eh, no, Bryan would say, that he IS a therapist, because he has a job that he hates, that's why he is so full of illusions of grandeur.

Gonna just step away from it before pitchforks come out because people here wanna see him burn for fucking around on the farms for years among other things so uh lets
Eh, no, explain yourself. Unless you're afraid of something.
 
Well, it is his thread. Du-uh...


Why do you insist on that? It doesn't seem obvious to me.


Fred - yes, but TXT... No, I don't know what you're talking about.




Hmmmmm...


I didn't though, don't put words in my mouth.


Lol, and? I don't even know why Bryan himself would be upset about this.


Eh, no, Bryan would say, that he IS a therapist, because he has a job that he hates, that's why he is so full of illusions of grandeur.


Eh, no, explain yourself. Unless you're afraid of something.
Alright dude I get it. You hate the guy so much you spent your life studying everything hes ever done and talking to irl professionals about someone on the internet you’ve never met or supposedly never had conflict with besides his thread and want the last word so I am new and need to learn to read the room better before posting in this guys thread because clearly this is some boiling pot thread for the uninitiated. Got it. Ill take my leave on that note back to browsing other shit.
 
you’ve never met or supposedly never had conflict with besides his thread
Well, kinda like you with me, but that doesn't stop you from calling me a stalker.
Alright dude I get it. You hate the guy so much you spent your life
But I joined Farms only in 2017! What are you talking about? Fuck, even Bryan was here longer, than me.


You keep saying weird stuff without any proof, even though you claim you've read 100 pages in half an hour or something.
 
Alright dude I get it. You hate the guy so much you spent your life studying everything hes ever done and talking to irl professionals about someone on the internet you’ve never met or supposedly never had conflict with besides his thread and want the last word so I am new and need to learn to read the room better before posting in this guys thread because clearly this is some boiling pot thread for the uninitiated. Got it. Ill take my leave on that note back to browsing other shit.
I'm not sure what's more autistic: the white knighting you're doing on Bryans behalf, the non-existent points you're trying to make, or your run-on paragraphs. Shit's just painful to read.

Smart money's on this guy being another sock puppet.
 
The great irony in Bryan's paranoia is that a lot of us don't even mind him when he's lucid and presumably medicated
 
I'm not sure what's more autistic: the white knighting you're doing on Bryans behalf, the non-existent points you're trying to make, or your run-on paragraphs. Shit's just painful to read.

Smart money's on this guy being another sock puppet.
Not even close to being this guy. I dont even live in Florida. This is autistic at this point. Like I said, this thread is a boiling pot thread for the uninitiated if you say something that isn’t in the lines of Bryan people break out pitchforks and negrate and act retarded about this guy. Probably because the faggot couldn’t fuck off from the Farms. I clearly stepped into the fire so I recall my statements to the OP maker and my opinions on his posting or whatever. Stop tagging me back into this guy’s thread or whatever derailment is called. My bad.
 
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