🦊 Furry Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 46 9.2%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 60 12.0%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 82 16.3%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 162 32.3%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 19 3.8%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 27 5.4%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 55 11.0%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 51 10.2%
  • Total voters
    502
I'm laughing my ass off at that one furry calling him out for his braindead "bottom" shit he always does. It's creepy as hell and I'm glad someone finally told him to knock that shit off. He's a freak and he needs to be told so by the people he says freak shit to. I bet he's back within 6 hours, but not before crying away his sorrows into $60 worth of big macs and orange soda.
 
Neferpitou! said:
I'm laughing my ass off at that one furry calling him out for his braindead "bottom" shit he always does. It's creepy as hell and I'm glad someone finally told him to knock that shit off. He's a freak and he needs to be told so by the people he says freak shit to. I bet he's back within 6 hours, but not before crying away his sorrows into $60 worth of big macs and orange soda.
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Lou is laying on his bed, iPad in hand, leaning his head forward with anticipation. He sweats, little beads dripping down his face as his tongue slowly wets his lips. A stiffy in his shorts that he will never see, images of this random twitter furry’s OC underneath him, their entire ass all the way up to their mid back completely hidden underneath Lou’s legendary gunt flashing through his mind. The necrotic flesh in his foot hole quivers as his meaty sausages begin tapping aggressively against his tablets touch screen. “You’re such a bottom.” He types out, smirking as he hits Send Tweet. He glances up at the wall, cooming in to his shorts, unable to feel a thing thanks to his diabetes-ravaged nervous system, pleased with his genius. This was the fiftieth time he had sent this same tweet to this same person, and By The Goddess it was funnier and more erotic every time. He could only imagine this random cat furry’s own thoughts. Clearly sweating profusely and fapping imagining Lou just pounding him from behind every time Lou’s gracious words bless his notifications. Lou nodded to himself, he had done a good deed, giving the needy furries a reason to feel sexually wanted. He looked back down to his iPad and tabbed off Twitter, tapping on the Uber Eats app. He would celebrate his graciousness with 7 Big Macs and a large coke. Actually, a large DIET coke. He needed to look after his figure after all.
 
I know we’ve established that Lou is lying or exaggerating his stepdads sexual abuse, but you’ve gotta wonder what’s wrong with someone that they need to constantly bring up that someone else likes to get fucked in the ass. At best, at its most generous, it’s juvenile. Like imagine if instead of being able to couch it in “bottom”, Lou had to actually write “you like getting fucked in the ass though! You so prefer anal penetration!” It’s fucking bizarre. Not even the faggiest of fags that I have ever had the pleasure of fagging about with was so preoccupied with being a bottom.
 
Paul Barker! said:
I know we’ve established that Lou is lying or exaggerating his stepdads sexual abuse, but you’ve gotta wonder what’s wrong with someone that they need to constantly bring up that someone else likes to get fucked in the ass. At best, at its most generous, it’s juvenile. Like imagine if instead of being able to couch it in “bottom”, Lou had to actually write “you like getting fucked in the ass though! You so prefer anal penetration!” It’s fucking bizarre. Not even the faggiest of fags that I have ever had the pleasure of fagging about with was so preoccupied with being a bottom.
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Maybe he's so autistic he's beyond face blindness and reached Twatter account blindness, mistaking everyone for depraved degenerate Kevryn Gibes who's well-known for randomly announcing he's "such a bottom uWu"?
 
This won't be the last tweet.
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Lurk said:
"I hope"
He says that like its totally out of his control whether he tweets again or not. Nigga, just walk away from the screen.
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He can't. He wants the dopamine high from all those ass-pats and dollars trickling in. At this point, he might also need Twatter as a maladapted coping mechanism to keep his mind off of his rotting foot. Take his anger out on people he engages in slapfights with, getting comforted by Fagalope and Undertale LARPer, that kind of thing.

This is obviously just armchair pysch, but he's also obviously in denial about his conditions, most, if not all stemming from his extreme obesity and poor diet. The 'Beetus, malnourishment, probable GERD and further stomach issues like indigestion, possible sleep apnea since he did mention something about "just falling asleep and not noticing it", his poor vascular condition, his foot ulcer, and so on and so forth.

This is another thing that separates a chronically ill person from a cow: how they handle and treat their condition.
 
Damn. If only there was some other way of obtaining money besides begging on Twitter! Perhaps some means of exchanging your labour for money?

But alas. Our poor transwoman has no other means of obtaining money. None.
 
Imagine needing $150 to buy food

People spend less than $100 a month on food when they're in actual poverty. Lou will be back begging for more money in a matter of days even if he got that 150 :story:
 
Boris Blank's glass eye said:
He can't. He wants the dopamine high from all those ass-pats and dollars trickling in. At this point, he might also need Twatter as a maladapted coping mechanism to keep his mind off of his rotting foot. Take his anger out on people he engages in slapfights with, getting comforted by Fagalope and Undertale LARPer, that kind of thing.
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I came here to say this, but you beat me to it lol. I will just add that after spending a good chunk of my time going through the begging tags, I can say that most people that use Twitter are all trying to compensate something serious going on irl. They're actively trying to use Twitter as a coping mechanism because their life is falling apart around them and they lack the willpower, education or self-awareness to do something about it.

I've seen people who ruined their bodies with hormones asking for money to buy even MORE titty pills. I've seen people living in complete hoarder hell and asking for money to buy Steven Universe plushies. Looking at their accounts, they are all merrily tweeting around like all this isn't actually happening, and if they beg JUST the correct amount of times, their lives will magically improve.

They use the site as a bandage to try to hide the gaping wound (he) that is their lives. The amount of people who tweets exactly like Lou, almost word by word, is astounding.
 
You guys just don't get it! Twitter is how he eats! Twitter is how he buys toys and Wonder Woman merch! It's literally the only way! What? You expect him to get a job and WORK? Actually EARN money, like an adult or something? Well...he can't! Because, uh...reasons! Good reasons!

I get sick of the pandering shit, like "You deserve happiness." No, you don't deserve happiness if it means other people have to provide it for you. You only deserve happiness if you're working for that happiness. And no one deserves to be happy all the time, no matter what. Louie has been laboring under the mistaken belief that others should be providing him with happiness or the means to bring him happiness without him having to work for it. It's bullshit. If he's not willing to earn his happiness then the only thing he deserves is misery, and thankfully people have realized that he doesn't deserve the charity he's been given until recently.
 
Chicken Picnic said:
Imagine needing $150 to buy food

People spend less than $100 a month on food when they're in actual poverty. Lou will be back begging for more money in a matter of days even if he got that 150 :story:
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Lou probably eats several times the amount of food that those people eat in a month in a week. He probably unironically thinks that $150 for food is reasonable.
 
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apparently trying to whine about artists not doing things all the same way (presumably making it harder for him to find giant tiddy cat art that meets his standards) and called him out on both.
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Everyone's already covered the other tweet that made him DFE, but of course I fixated on this one. I'd really like to know what exactly he was on about; it almost sounds like he was asking for an artist who'd draw for him mimicking someone else's specific style, which is a thing people try to do in the furry community. It's generally something done by cheapskates, who are trying to get (popular artist X's style) done as a cheap knockoff at (unknown artist Y's prices), so it ends up as an insult to two artists at once.

Idk who Lou would have been asking about, though, since he doesn't seem to give a fuck about quality so long as the art is cheap. It could have been as simple as him bitching about how nobody draws his character with BIG BIG TIDDY but also strong muscle but WHY DOES MY CHARACTER LOOK MANLY.
 
Paul Barker! said:
I know we’ve established that Lou is lying or exaggerating his stepdads sexual abuse, but you’ve gotta wonder what’s wrong with someone that they need to constantly bring up that someone else likes to get fucked in the ass. At best, at its most generous, it’s juvenile. Like imagine if instead of being able to couch it in “bottom”, Lou had to actually write “you like getting fucked in the ass though! You so prefer anal penetration!” It’s fucking bizarre. Not even the faggiest of fags that I have ever had the pleasure of fagging about with was so preoccupied with being a bottom.
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Just an aside, the rape accusations are about his bio dad, not his step dad
 
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