💪 Tough Guys Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

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Thank you for your service, @JuanButNotForgotten. I tried to compile a complete list of his KF accounts and socks for convenience. Please correct me if I am missing any, find their creation date, or if they have been merged.
NAMECREATION DATESTATUS
Bryan Dunn???"Master account"
FedoraManManManJan 9th, 2017Merged into Bryan Dunn
Invisible NiggerJan 15th, 2017Merged into FedoraManManMan
LongJohn_loves_SilverOct 4th, 2017
Seattle4faggotOct 16th, 2017
Detective_ExceptionalJan/Feb ??, 2018Merged into Bryan Dunn
Your friendly NeighborFeb ??, 2018Merged into Bryan Dunn
Debt CollectorApr ??, 2018Merged into Bryan Dunn
SagatAlwaysWinsJul ??, 2018Merged into Bryan Dunn
BoomerPhilJul 21st, 2018
Mall XplorerOct 7th, 2018
1234567890abcJul 18th, 2019
Kcidkcussdom??????

Bryan announced that Crane will be Invisible Nigger on July 31st, 2017, but the first post I was able to trace is from Aug 5. Partially merged with FMMM

LongJohn_loves_Silver was banned on Oct 14th, 2017

Seattle4faggot banned the same day, I think, it's unclear. It has negative rating, but 0 posts, so he probably deleted some.

Detective_Exceptional was made on Jan 28, 2018 Merged with FMMM and renamed into Bryan Dunn

Your Friendly Neighbor was made somewhere around Feb 18, 2018, at least the first post was made that day. Merged.

Debt Collector is from somewhere around Apr 14, 2018. Merged

SagatAlwaysWins is from around Jul 8, 2018. Merged.

BoomerPhil was banned.

Mall Xplorer was merged with Bryan, even though he tried to use guest account with the same name to prevent the inevitable.

1234567890abc was abandoned on Oct 17, 2019

Kcidkcussdom was made on Oct 18, 2019 and abandoned on Nov 13, 2019

Suggestion:

The OP needs to have the video clip where the retards somehow convince Null to unban KoP. I've seen it, but I forgot where it's at.
No need to, because Bryan was socking for months at that point. Doesn't change the fact, that their reasoning was gay as fuck, but that tells more about them, than about Bryan.
 
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afaik it happened on stream.me they were arguing about censorship and someone said 'but you banned king of pol' so Josh unbanned him.
I know. And I know the clip still exists somewhere. I saw it off stream.me, long after it happened, and long after stream.me imploded. I think it should be preserved in the OP.

I know for a fact that when I first saw Bryan unbanned, I couldn't believe my eyes. Not after the extra lengths Null went to to try and keep Bryan off the site.

No need to, because Bryan was socking for months at that point. Doesn't change the fact, that their reasoning was gay as fuck, but that tells more about them, than about Bryan.
It answers a question that I had, and others in the future might have, about why Bryan is still around.

Just my two cents. I'm not asking for another rewrite or anything. I'm just saying the clip should included after you mention Discount Metokur convincing Null to rescind Bryan's exile.
 
>TFW your such a sperg that the 2^16 character limit can't fully cover your tardery
>TFW the site admin custom codes your thread to accommodate all the ways you have humiliated yourself
In the first draft I broke character limit 7 times and almost broke it for the eighth. It was mostly the links' fault, but damn if he gave me enough of these.
 
I know. And I know the clip still exists somewhere. I saw it off stream.me, long after it happened, and long after stream.me imploded. I think it should be preserved in the OP.

I know for a fact that when I first saw Bryan unbanned, I couldn't believe my eyes. Not after the extra lengths Null went to to try and keep Bryan off the site.


It answers a question that I had, and others in the future might have, about why Bryan is still around.

Just my two cents. I'm not asking for another rewrite or anything. I'm just saying the clip should included after you mention Discount Metokur convincing Null to rescind Bryan's exile.
page 5 of the ppp thread the video is gone but the timestamp remains
Here's the stream (preloaded at the 01:10:40 timestamp where Null unbans Bryan live, but the KoP discussion starts around 01:10:10):


 
Honestly kind of curious about what happened to KoP. He was last seen online like 25 days ago now and it's highly unusual for Bryan to not post dozens of times per day. Nearly a month of silence feels like something might have happened.
 
(http://archive.md/gEEhX )- Kraut in Tears
(http://archive.md/7YsDs )- Kraut Thread 2
(http://archive.md/4TLES )- Kraut Thread 3
(http://archive.md/dzAGJ )- Kraut Thread 4
(http://archive.md/Av8VZ) - Kraut Thread 5/Skeptics v1
(http://archive.md/rR7L5) - Kraut Thread 6
Skeptics
(http://archive.md/o52rW)
(http://archive.md/fh5f5)
(http://archive.md/RZxOf)
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(http://archive.md/vDx86)
(http://archive.md/LBaRN)
(http://archive.md/BO4ED)
(http://archive.md/w9g6c)
(http://archive.md/ZSXg7)
(http://archive.md/Ftsoy) v10
(http://archive.md/k2Uzl)
(http://archive.md/Yxzb4)
(http://archive.md/MXGvK)
(http://archive.md/dryp8)
(http://archive.md/kzWeg)
(http://archive.md/yrgrD)
(http://archive.md/nHVgl)
(http://archive.md/NlfFH)
(http://archive.md/Qi8qi)
(http://archive.md/sVPOc)
(http://archive.md/khc9U)
(http://archive.md/WJcLW)
(http://archive.md/5YP7D)
(http://archive.md/O19RV)
(http://archive.md/IBWw2)
(http://archive.md/e8umb)
(http://archive.md/1vKoJ)
(http://archive.md/wM9ie)
(http://archive.md/gcHZe)
(http://archive.md/B0slH)
(http://archive.md/esrXJ) skeptic v44

gets a mention in Ralph's /baph/ thread on 8chan
(https://archive.vn/gc0In)

afaik it happened on stream.me they were arguing about censorship and someone said 'but you banned king of pol' so Josh unbanned him.
The more things change
 
I almost broke character limit. Every linked video adds to it.
Ah, okay. Well, that shuts me up. Good job managing to get as much in as you did.

:semperfidelis:

Honestly kind of curious about what happened to KoP. He was last seen online like 25 days ago now and it's highly unusual for Bryan to not post dozens of times per day. Nearly a month of silence feels like something might have happened.
I was noticing that myself. Is there nothing going on that he can't worm his way into right now? Do we need to start calling jails and morgues?

Speaking of, I have also noticed that John Michael Kelly is almost like an "understudy" of KoP. Ex-GGer. Always sperging out. Trying to involve himself in shit that doesn't even concern him. Retarded. I'm beginning to think there's almost a "Bryan class."
 
I know. And I know the clip still exists somewhere. I saw it off stream.me, long after it happened, and long after stream.me imploded. I think it should be preserved in the OP.

I know for a fact that when I first saw Bryan unbanned, I couldn't believe my eyes. Not after the extra lengths Null went to to try and keep Bryan off the site.


It answers a question that I had, and others in the future might have, about why Bryan is still around.

Just my two cents. I'm not asking for another rewrite or anything. I'm just saying the clip should included after you mention Discount Metokur convincing Null to rescind Bryan's exile.
Here you go they get him to unban Bryan at 1 hour 10 minutes

I love how despite Bryan claimed nonstop Vidar and sometimes Ross and Co. got him fired from his job he would still post where he works back in April of this year in his City of Heroes server.

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I love how despite Bryan claimed nonstop Vidar and sometimes Ross and Co. got him fired from his job he would still post where he works back in April of this year in his City of Heroes server.
Funny thing is, that he didn't say that until BoomerPhil, but his LinkedIn shows, that he worked there at least during the outlining. So either he is full of shit and that just adds to the pile of "things that Vidar done to me" or yes, something happened to him, I remember him saying, that he was transfered into another division, not fired, which is a fucking lie too, but it's even funnier - imagine getting railed by your boss for some emails from Norway sent to your job more than a year ago. My explanation is that Bryan fucked up at his job, but his fragile ego prevented him from owning up for this, so he concluded, that it was BSV's fault.

Ah, okay. Well, that shuts me up. Good job managing to get as much in as you did.
On the second thought, if someone edits out that part, small enough to insert in a message, I think it would fit.

Honestly kind of curious about what happened to KoP. He was last seen online like 25 days ago now and it's highly unusual for Bryan to not post dozens of times per day. Nearly a month of silence feels like something might have happened.
Heh, let's just say, you better not hope for the best for Bryan. It seems, that on his 0123456789abc account he didn't sock at least for three months and yet he is here.
 
Bryan is probably a good example of someone with Histrionic Personality Disorder. He seems to be one of those guys who wants any kind of attention, good or bad, and is willing to go to any length to get it.
I thought about this. I don't have 5 years of psychiatric treatment practice, but I have a friend, who's on her way to become psychiatrist. I asked her if people with narcissistic personality disorder act like "insert one of Bryan's iconic traits" and the result was surprisingly opposite of what I expected. Then I asked her if people with paranoid personality disorder act that way and, mother of God, there was almost no trait of Bryan, that don't fall under it. This is as good as any of Bryan's diagnoses, because it's made from the analysis of online posts and interactions, but still, it coincides too well. I also doubt that he has just one and only disorder.

On another note, I added that part, where Bryan was unbanned.

Here is another part from the original draft.

Even after all of this, Bryan refused to fuck off, so he stuck to the last place that was willing to tolerate him - Ralph's thread. It was full of newfags, that haven't witnessed Bryan's autism in full glory, so almost everyone there ate his shit, when they could just ask about it in his thread. At the same time, Ralph went into another round of spiraling down, so Bryan got ultrahigh on his own farts, almost like during his feud with BSV.

He again tagged Null on every fucking opportunity, every fucking time, even though it should be obvious, that he doesn't want him here. Fuck, Bryan outright said that he hates him and called him sociopath and narcissistic prick, but when Null had a stream about Ralph destroying what's left of him with his heinous sex tape, he immediately jumped there, like an attention-hungry faggot he is.

In the middle of this, he, like everyone who'd "rather have 70k a year career with wife and kids then be a DarkSydePhil-tier loser trying to scrape by with muh ebucks", bragged about his "successful shows", how thread, that doesn't bother him is full of lies and a-logging and how Ralph tried to ruin him and was giving his expert opinion on Ralph's dick, like every man, who suppressed his lust for cock in the name of his marriage. He got so high of what he considered recognition that he always craved, that he began posting videos in that thread, like it's his blog or something, with the pubes glued to his face for a bigger comedic effect.

Find 10 differences.

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His hatred for Ralph, however, broke all the boundaries of pettiness. First he tried to push the idea that Ralph was a nazi /pol/ack during the GG. That's a bold statement, King of /pol!
bry bry.JPG

Three months later he claimed, that Ralph was a leftist during GG.

Seems that not only Ralph's thread was ready to eat his bullshit, because he first jumped to some Phathom Organization stream. Nothing interesting, just Bryan whiteknighting himself for an hour straight.

He said the same shit to Another Gunt too.

Good thing, that Bryan doesn't try to kick off his career by "sucking up to former z-celebs", right?

Bryan also was so eager to own Ralph, that he even put food on the frying pan and taunted him with it. The last time he was doing that with DSP, so his tastes have changed, I guess. It came to a point, when he began talking about doing gay ops against Ralph. Twice!

Remember, Bryan is not Ralph's a-log, no, he just wants Ralph to spiral into a diabetic induced coma.

Bryan become so confident, that he even decided to use the momentum of Ralph's thread to settle some of his old scores, like with Mister Metokur or Spectre.

It's also notable, how Bryan gladly uses Ralph's entourage to show how scummy he is, but when that happens to him...

On September 3, 2020 Gunt's best cronie and Another Gunt have a slapfight about "who's bigger pedodefender". Bryan, who doesn't have Twitter, but always up to date somehow on internet bullshit, gives his response in Ralph's thread with a buch of very unfortunate slips, like "I have no control over what my fucked up father has done" and "my father’s disgusting faults". Wait, wasn't it just a very bad sting and wasn't a girl 19? Didn't Bryan say, that his father never sexually abused any child and he isn't a pedophile? Why is he fucked up then, what are his disgusting faults beyond watching legal porn on his duty? Why haven't Bryan just said the same, when this info was posted? Guilty his father or not, it looks bad both ways - either Bryan knew, that his father is a pedo, but lied about this to defend him, so his "I hate pedophiles" statement doesn't hold any water or his father is innocent, but Bryan gladly threw him under the bus to win some pity points on the internet and save the remaining ashes of his reputation.
 
I thought about this. I don't have 5 years of psychiatric treatment practice, but I have a friend, who's on her way to become psychiatrist. I asked her if people with narcissistic personality disorder act like "insert one of Bryan's iconic traits" and the result was surprisingly opposite of what I expected. Then I asked her if people with paranoid personality disorder act that way and, mother of God, there was almost no trait of Bryan, that don't fall under it. This is as good as any of Bryan's diagnoses, because it's made from the analysis of online posts and interactions, but still, it coincides too well. I also doubt that he has just one and only disorder.

On another note, I added that part, where Bryan was unbanned.

Here is another part from the original draft.

Even after all of this, Bryan refused to fuck off, so he stuck to the last place that was willing to tolerate him - Ralph's thread. It was full of newfags, that haven't witnessed Bryan's autism in full glory, so almost everyone there ate his shit, when they could just ask about it in his thread. At the same time, Ralph went into another round of spiraling down, so Bryan got ultrahigh on his own farts, almost like during his feud with BSV.

He again tagged Null on every fucking opportunity, every fucking time, even though it should be obvious, that he doesn't want him here. Fuck, Bryan outright said that he hates him and called him sociopath and narcissistic prick, but when Null had a stream about Ralph destroying what's left of him with his heinous sex tape, he immediately jumped there, like an attention-hungry faggot he is.

In the middle of this, he, like everyone who'd "rather have 70k a year career with wife and kids then be a DarkSydePhil-tier loser trying to scrape by with muh ebucks", bragged about his "successful shows", how thread, that doesn't bother him is full of lies and a-logging and how Ralph tried to ruin him and was giving his expert opinion on Ralph's dick, like every man, who suppressed his lust for cock in the name of his marriage. He got so high of what he considered recognition that he always craved, that he began posting videos in that thread, like it's his blog or something, with the pubes glued to his face for a bigger comedic effect.

Find 10 differences.

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His hatred for Ralph, however, broke all the boundaries of pettiness. First he tried to push the idea that Ralph was a nazi /pol/ack during the GG. That's a bold statement, King of /pol!
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Three months later he claimed, that Ralph was a leftist during GG.

Seems that not only Ralph's thread was ready to eat his bullshit, because he first jumped to some Phathom Organization stream. Nothing interesting, just Bryan whiteknighting himself for an hour straight.

He said the same shit to Another Gunt too.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cSTMMi99MGk
Good thing, that Bryan doesn't try to kick off his career by "sucking up to former z-celebs", right?

Bryan also was so eager to own Ralph, that he even put food on the frying pan and taunted him with it. The last time he was doing that with DSP, so his tastes have changed, I guess. It came to a point, when he began talking about doing gay ops against Ralph. Twice!

Remember, Bryan is not Ralph's a-log, no, he just wants Ralph to spiral into a diabetic induced coma.

Bryan become so confident, that he even decided to use the momentum of Ralph's thread to settle some of his old scores, like with Mister Metokur or Spectre.

It's also notable, how Bryan gladly uses Ralph's entourage to show how scummy he is, but when that happens to him...

On September 3, 2020 Gunt's best cronie and Another Gunt have a slapfight about "who's bigger pedodefender". Bryan, who doesn't have Twitter, but always up to date somehow on internet bullshit, gives his response in Ralph's thread with a buch of very unfortunate slips, like "I have no control over what my fucked up father has done" and "my father’s disgusting faults". Wait, wasn't it just a very bad sting and wasn't a girl 19? Didn't Bryan say, that his father never sexually abused any child and he isn't a pedophile? Why is he fucked up then, what are his disgusting faults beyond watching legal porn on his duty? Why haven't Bryan just said the same, when this info was posted? Guilty his father or not, it looks bad both ways - either Bryan knew, that his father is a pedo, but lied about this to defend him, so his "I hate pedophiles" statement doesn't hold any water or his father is innocent, but Bryan gladly threw him under the bus to win some pity points on the internet and save the remaining ashes of his reputation.

@Bryan Dunn might have disappeared from the Farms for now but I am confident he will be back and am even more confident that this will not be the end of his story.

Which leads me to ask this. Are you able to bypass the character limit and update the OP if anything noteworthy happens to him again?
 
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