💪 Tough Guys Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

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I just wanted to give props to @JuanButNotForgotten for all his work on the OP for KingofFacepalm

Also, I thought Bryan was older. It's astounding he managed to cram so many lifetimes of failure into only 30 years but I guess that's what happens when you're peak Florida trash with a disgusting, obese mother and a kiddy diddler father.
 
I always get a kick out of how Bryan, alleged mental health professional, insists that it's possible to diagnose someone through YouTube videos or online posts where there is always some aspect of performance to the clips
It's widely considered unethical to do that. See Goldwater Rule.

Several so-called professionals violated the shit out of that rule with Trump, but you're still not supposed to do it.

Fortunately, I don't believe for a second Bryan is an actual BHP, so I think he's more ignorant and dishonest than unethical here. I was a certified BHPP, and I am not supposed to even try to diagnose face to face, much less over the Internet. I doubt Bryan is even a BHPP.

The sole exception to this is Zoom (pedophile, liar), who I honestly believe to be a sociopath of some stripe. Am I technically unqualified to make that determination? Sure. I still believe it though.
 
Bryan had no responsibility whatsoever in that doxing, and our team wouldn't have accepted any help from him even if he offered it.
That has more to do with his hypocrisy, because in one situation he will say that he is against doxing, unless it's to verify something, but then he will gladly support doxing to fuck with his "deadly foe". And years later he will act, like he was always against it.

Godspeed @JuanButNotForgotten, you have the patience of a Saint to write all that about this sperg.
Thank you, but to be quite honest, that's not a full picture. Every message on these forums has the limit of 32767 characters and 10 linked videos per post to prevent DDOS. For the first much larger and more detailed draft of this OP I broke character limit nearly 8 fucking times. And even there I used like 70% of my notes and I haven't even checked every message he made on these forums. To quote @neger psykolog "DSP is the biggest autism magnet in recorded history" and with Bryan it fucking shows. I will probably repost some deleted parts later.

Fortunately, I don't believe for a second Bryan is an actual BHP, so I think he's more ignorant and dishonest than unethical here.
You know, after looking into him, I'm glad that he isn't, because he doesn't have the character to be one. I mean, imagine two unstable people fighting, but one has the power to institutionalize the other.

I forgot that I made that dumb avatar that the mods put on him after the boomerphil sock
Oh, c'mon, it cracks me up every time I see it.
 
@JuanButNotForgotten , the New OP scores about a 9.5/10 for me. Please make mention of his totally-not-autistic, self-appointed street name: MC Bry Bry; it may be the only missing piece of the :autism: puzzle.

I think it was @John Smith who posted this first:
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Please make mention of his totally-not-autistic, self-appointed street name: MC Bry Bry; it may be the only missing piece of the :autism: puzzle.
Done. I can only post picture though, because character limit is almost broken.

Here is one part I had to leave out.

However, for some reason Bryan become very smug and arrogant, like he is better than everyone or something, which caused him to have slapfights all around the site, be it DSP subforum or Jim's thread. The last one is especially funny, because Bryan outright sperged "you all are probably going to kill yourselves, when Farms are gone", which is a very good assumption for the guy, who made at least 11 socks, got legally banned and still shitting the site. Then Bryan, who has a life mind you, says "I gotta go" and leaves.
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...to posts seven more times! Maybe he should've "gone outside", like he suggested after all. Funny how he brought up Turkey day, only to spend part of it arguing with people in his own thread.
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The reason of his smugness though was revealed on November 30th by @zedkissed60 - Bryan finally married the mother of his daughter, almost an entire year after she was born. And posted 14 fucking times during that day! Including this gem - " I follow DSP when I have time. I have time therefore I shitpost about dsp here like everyone else". Probably, the day of his wedding had plenty of it. But at least Bryan is a happy family man now. I mean, look at this!

Bryan sees a superchat about jews.
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Bryan listens to Gerpy and Ross talking.
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Bryan marries a woman, who gave birth to his child. Same energy.

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And to be fair, Bryan having life is old news - he had it in the early 2017, late 2017 and early 2018, but did his lies life stop him from getting into stupid shit? You know the answer.
 
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He would shit in other threads and make it about himself and his faggotry.
In 3 simple words, he a fag.
You also forget how he'd casually lie too while doxing because standard info didn't interest him enough. So not only is he a faggot, but a lying faggot to boot.
 
Is it because he's that shit at doxing
He and his butt-buddy Guardian tried to dox Nuclear, who was a friend of Ross at the time, just to immediately get told, that it's obviously not him. Then when Ross' ex-buddy Neil Venegas posted what he called Ross' dox, he immediately bought it and began to urge people to report him to FBI. Meanwhile, Null wasn't so sure about that info, so he asked people to wait for verification from his sources. That caused Bryan to spazz out about Ross being dangerous, but Null just replied "then do it yourself and don't forget to stream about it" and all Bryan could say was "b-but I am not the only one!". When told that he is one of the reasons why Ross says this shit, because it gives him attention, Bryan starts to flip the fuck out, but when Null informs him, that the dox belonged to one of the victims of Ross, who could be swatted because of Bryan's spergery, he quickly turns it around as "b-but I didn't post it, Neil did!".

On September 17, 2017 Metokur releases his second video on Ross and same day Bryan passive-aggressively says "see, I told you to report him". To add insult to injury he still though, that dox was real, because "it was confirmed by users on Twitter", for fuck's sake, when even Neil admitted, that it could be false.

So not only is he a faggot, but a lying faggot to boot.
In 3 simple words, he a fag.
"Right kind of gay", mind you!
 
Thank you for your service, @JuanButNotForgotten. I tried to compile a complete list of his KF accounts and socks for convenience. Please correct me if I am missing any, find their creation date, or if they have been merged.
NAMECREATION DATESTATUS
Bryan DunnJan 9th, 2017"Master account"
FedoraManManManJan 9th, 2017Renamed to Bryan Dunn
Invisible NiggerJan 15th, 2017Merged into FedoraManManMan
LongJohn_loves_SilverOct 4th, 2017Banned
Seattle4faggotOct 16th, 2017Banned
Detective_ExceptionalJan 28th, 2018Merged into Bryan Dunn
Your friendly NeighborFeb 18th, 2018Merged into Bryan Dunn
Debt CollectorApr 14th, 2018Merged into Bryan Dunn
SagatAlwaysWinsJul 8th, 2018Merged into Bryan Dunn
BoomerPhilJul 21st, 2018Banned
Mall XplorerOct 7th, 2018Merged into Bryan Dunn / GUESTED
1234567890abcJul 18th, 2019
KcidkcussdomNov 13th, 2019
 
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Suggestion:

The OP needs to have the video clip where the retards somehow convince Null to unban KoP. I've seen it, but I forgot where it's at.
 
(http://archive.md/gEEhX )- Kraut in Tears
(http://archive.md/7YsDs )- Kraut Thread 2
(http://archive.md/4TLES )- Kraut Thread 3
(http://archive.md/dzAGJ )- Kraut Thread 4
(http://archive.md/Av8VZ) - Kraut Thread 5/Skeptics v1
(http://archive.md/rR7L5) - Kraut Thread 6
Skeptics
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(http://archive.md/Ftsoy) v10
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(http://archive.md/esrXJ) skeptic v44

gets a mention in Ralph's /baph/ thread on 8chan
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Suggestion:

The OP needs to have the video clip where the retards somehow convince Null to unban KoP. I've seen it, but I forgot where it's at.
afaik it happened on stream.me they were arguing about censorship and someone said 'but you banned king of pol' so Josh unbanned him.
 
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