💪 Tough Guys Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Work on your delts Bryann

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Work on your delts Bryann

It won't help while he is so fat. His pectorals also look underdeveloped, like he forgot to train them at all.

 

[instythot]

Threatening to sexually assault anyone who woupd show up at your front door isn't cool

As a true Florida Man, Bryan has a rich tradition of sexually assaulting anyone who shows up at his front door

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Threatening to sexually assault anyone who would show up at your front door isn't cool

Bryan doesn't think so. Probably, doesn't get much from his wife.

not gonna lie. You and @Sammich had the best jokes. Just gonna sexually assault a kf user at my door! Boogie started a new trend lmfao

 

[instythot]

Bryan doesn't think so. Probably, doesn't get much from his wife.

So... Bry Bry considers the best jokes at his expense the ones with him sucking off a stranger as the punchline?

Noted for reference, loyal a-logs. Make sure to post it in the secret discord

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Bryan, that was not a good move to make a blanket statement that if anyone shows up at your door, they'll be dead.
I would imagine it would be difficult to prove you felt threatened when you've preemptively threatened whoever approaches your door.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Bryan, that was not a good move to make a blanket statement that if anyone shows up at your door, they'll be dead.
I would imagine it would be difficult to prove you felt threatened when you've preemptively threatened whoever approaches your door.

What are you talking about? His has entire thread to prove he felt threatened!

 

[BSV]

The Bryan cries out in fear, as it confidently shoots you at close range.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

@Bryan Dunn, your training routine consisted of deadlifting and bitching on the internet? Your upper body is like Chris-chan's, for fuck's sake! Better spend those money on therapy.

Speaking of OOPS FUCK LOL I wonder whatever happened to Ruby.
Just another on the list of heartbreaks for dear Bryan.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Hm, Amos got caught sexting 14-year old, but @Bryan Dunn isn't here to gloat over this, in fact he's been missing for 16 days. I guess, the fucker finally got electrocuted, while staring at someones outline at his job.

 

[instythot]

Hm, Amos got caught sexting 14-year old, but @Bryan Dunn isn't here to gloat over this, in fact he's been missing for 16 days. I guess, the fucker finally got electrocuted, while staring at someones outline at his job.

Has anybody seen a "Paranoid Florida Man Shoots Mailman From Trailer WIndow" headline pop up in the news lately?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Did you know, that Bryan "use to be a behavioral therapist for 5 years" and "still can practice as a Behavioral Therapist in the State"? His "specialization in Psychopathy and Sociopathy as a Behavioral Therapist, where he worked with over a dozen people" even allowed him to give Vidar recommendations for prescription drugs.

Why he works as a fucking electrician then? Well, because he slightly exaggerated his experience. Take a look at Bryan's LinkedIn.. Not only he worked at mental ward for 3 years instead of 5, he had no credentials to be therapist, so more likely he was just a male nurse. Furthermore, in archive of his Okcupid from 2014 he calls himself "Psych LPN at a Hospital", which is basically male nurse, when he should've been on his 2 year of practice as therapist at that point. Even if somehow it's all true, there is no way he would've worked as a therapist for 5 years, because he is incredibly bad at it.

• He once stated, that he was taking patient's papers home, which is prohibited. When called out, he just negrated that post and ran away.
• In the same post he confuses "antisocial" for "sociophobic".
• "Psychopathy" and "sociopathy" are no longer used as diagnoses in favor of Antisocial Personality Disorder, so his specialization is more likely "Deception and Lies as Armchair Bullshit Artist".
• When he tried to gaslight BSV, he compared him to Gacy(killed men for sexual pleasure), Ridgway(killed women for sexual pleasure) and Charles Manson(never killed anyone, was giving orders), who were very different people. Even I know that!
• When he claimed to have IP of some user from the Farms, Null teared him a new one in DMs for talking shit about the breach in his website's security. Bryan's reaction? Diagnose Null with BPD!
• Diagnosed his ex with "borderline manic depressive bipolar type 2 and schizophrenia", even though according to @Orc Girls Make Due you can't have both.
• His infamous posts about Ralph being a sociopath with such expert points as "people joke about him killing a girl behind Arby's". The funniest instance of this happened, when he posted this:

Even with the definitions so vague, Gunt can score 2, maybe 3 here, when Bryan himself can easily score 7 out of 7.

• Bryan claims that he was abusing drugs. He threatened Vidar with physical violence IRL and wanted to rape Danny.
• 11 fucking socks on these forums and who knows how many on Twitter/Discord. All of them to either whiteknight himself or attack people he doesn't like. Lies about his past, jobs, educations, friends and "enemies, that he has everywhere on the web".
• Denton leaks, Ruby's nudes, "Ross touched a child", all the instances of him visiting his thread on another sock and many more. Multiple spergouts, notably one, when he forgot that his girlfriend had classes and broke up with her, because she wasn't picking up the phone.
• Colorful threats to Roguestar, Ralph, Invisible Crane and of course BSV. Multiple spergouts here and on Twitter.
• Tried to smear BSV and Null as pedos and his ex as crazy. Tried to rope Metokur into his fights. Couldn't fucking leave this website to save his parents from shame. Posted his daughter here. Probably stalked his ex.
• Filmed himself sperging at his job in his uniform for the whole world to see. Twice. Posted papers from his job online. Lied about taking patient's notes home.
• Said that smearing BSV was fair, never admitted his fault in anything and apologised only when was pressured.

 

[instythot]

Did you know, that Bryan "use to be a behavioral therapist for 5 years" and "still can practice as a Behavioral Therapist in the State"? His "specialization in Psychopathy and Sociopathy as a Behavioral Therapist, where he worked with over a dozen people" even allowed him to give Vidar recommendations for prescription drugs.

Why he works as a fucking electrician then? Well, because he slightly exaggerated his experience. Take a look at Bryan's LinkedIn.. Not only he worked at mental ward for 3 years instead of 5, he had no credentials to be therapist, so more likely he was just a male nurse. Furthermore, in archive of his Okcupid from 2014 he calls himself "Psych LPN at a Hospital", which is basically male nurse, when he should've been on his 2 year of practice as therapist at that point. Even if somehow it's all true, there is no way he would've worked as a therapist for 5 years, because he is incredibly bad at it.

• He once stated, that he was taking patient's papers home, which is prohibited. When called out, he just negrated that post and ran away.
• In the same post he confuses "antisocial" for "sociophobic".
• "Psychopathy" and "sociopathy" are no longer used as diagnoses in favor of Antisocial Personality Disorder, so his specialization is more likely "Deception and Lies as Armchair Bullshit Artist".
• When he tried to gaslight BSV, he compared him to Gacy(killed men for sexual pleasure), Ridgway(killed women for sexual pleasure) and Charles Manson(never killed anyone, was giving orders), who were very different people. Even I know that!
• When he claimed to have IP of some user from the Farms, Null teared him a new one in DMs for talking shit about the breach in his website's security. Bryan's reaction? Diagnose Null with BPD!
• Diagnosed his ex with "borderline manic depressive bipolar type 2 and schizophrenia", even though according to @Orc Girls Make Due you can't have both.
• His infamous posts about Ralph being a sociopath with such expert points as "people joke about him killing a girl behind Arby's". The funniest instance of this happened, when he posted this:

Even with the definitions so vague, Gunt can score 2, maybe 3 here, when Bryan himself can easily score 7 out of 7.

• Bryan claims that he was abusing drugs. He threatened Vidar with physical violence IRL and wanted to rape Danny.
• 11 fucking socks on these forums and who knows how many on Twitter/Discord. All of them to either whiteknight himself or attack people he doesn't like. Lies about his past, jobs, educations, friends and "enemies, that he has everywhere on the web".
• Denton leaks, Ruby's nudes, "Ross touched a child", all the instances of him visiting his thread on another sock and many more. Multiple spergouts, notably one, when he forgot that his girlfriend had classes and broke up with her, because she wasn't picking up the phone.
• Colorful threats to Roguestar, Ralph, Invisible Crane and of course BSV. Multiple spergouts here and on Twitter.
• Tried to smear BSV and Null as pedos and his ex as crazy. Tried to rope Metokur into his fights. Couldn't fucking leave this website to save his parents from shame. Posted his daughter here. Probably stalked his ex.
• Filmed himself sperging at his job in his uniform for the whole world to see. Twice. Posted papers from his job online. Lied about taking patient's notes home.
• Said that smearing BSV was fair, never admitted his fault in anything and apologised only when was pressured.

I always get a kick out of how Bryan, alleged mental health professional, insists that it's possible to diagnose someone through YouTube videos or online posts where there is always some aspect of performance to the clips

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

On August 22, 2017 Bryan, who threatened BSV with a thread on his sock, decides to follow with these threats and creates it (archive). It basically consists of Bryan crying over edgy shit, that BSV sent him, claiming that BSV has multiple socks on Farms(oh, the irony), very weak pedo allegations and "Hey, guys, here is my video on BSV and Ross". First and the last need no explanation, so let's look at other two.

• DiabeticShitheadPhil obviously wasn't Vidar, it was some DSP ween, who even tried to send a 29" cardboard dick to his house, but wrote the wrong address.
• Spoon just talked in overly dramatic way and took shots at Bryan couple of times. Otherwise, his grammar was too good for Vidar, who's norwegian by the way.
• He later wanted to add IHATEKOP666, who was obviously just some tryhard, which was confirmed by the mod.
• He claimed this woman's Twitter account to be Vidar's sock, because... she called him mentally ill? Eventually, she was chased from Twitter and this was later removed from OP.
• Multiple other fucking instances, which weren't included in the OP, where he just saw Vidar's socks in everyone, who were negative of him.

But that's just internet bullshit, when pedo allegations can easily affect someone IRL, especially if he is connected to the person with a hatedom as massive as Phil's. In BSV's own words, he wouldn't mind having a thread, if not for this shit.

• Vidar had a debate over Amos Yee on discord, which many people used as a proof of him advocating for pedophilia. However, if you pay close attention to it, Vidar wasn't advocating for Yee's views, but for his right to express them, so he could be convinced to change them, otherwise, if there's no discussion, he will consider himself right by default. Even Bryan was retarded enough to say " He has advocated for "Pedophile rights" with multiple users in public and in private" in the OP, when the actual screenshots have this:

• The second instance was an old video, where Vidar reads this article and comments on norwegian. Bad translation of the article and his comments make it look like he was advocating for child sex dolls. In reality he had no illusions about what they would be used for, he just thought it wasn't as bad as actual crimes against children, because it's just plastic in the end. His rant had more to do with norwegian government sticking their noses into people's personal life.
• The third attempt was the most bogus of all. Bryan's buttbuddy Guardian, who was under alias @Detective Squirrel at the time, found some reddit account named PedoViking, who was advocating for pedo shit, and quickly assumed it was Vidar, because his real name is Viking, I guess. Despite stating "You decide what to make of this", Bryan actively pushed the idea, that it is in fact Vidar, numerous fucking times, even while admitting that he has 0 proofs of this! Add to this, that PedoViking was deleted at the time when OP was created, but then suddenly went online and started posting same pedoshit as if nothing had happened, probably, because Vidar was eager to bury himself even deeper. Much later @neger psykolog contacted PedoViking and proved he wasn't Vidar and that part was finally deleted.

Remember, Bryan doesn't go after people, unless their guilt is 100% proved, even though Vidar stated multiple times, that he volunteered to work with CPS and that requires clean criminal record.

Bryan wasted no time, so from the start he tried to control the narrative by calling BSV a nazi and sucking up to mod to add this to the thread title. When an old joke video with BSV wearing some medals was found, Bryan immediately started tagging mod to add "stolen valor" to the tags. The problem is some of these were Vidar's and others belonged to his father and grandfather, which didn't stop people from piling up on him.

If you think, that Bryan is just stupid, not malicious, keep in mind, that he continued to fuck with BSV by contacting DSP and telling him about BSV's thread and then tried to infiltrate "Phil's mod group". He then has interesting freudian slip, when he says, that part of him wants BSV in a ditch and that he indeed wanted to hurt Vidar, of course, "for the shit he'd done to me in the past 6-8 months". He also tried to push all the blame for his autistic rage on Vidar solely and acted like smearing him as a pedo was all fun and games. And of course, when BSV had a stream with Ross, where he just tried to make sense of his behavior, Bryan immediately said that "BSV hangs out with Ross" and tried to push even more pedoshit on him.

All of this despite claiming, that Fred Fuchs egged him on to fight BSV and tickets to Norway were Fred's idea!

When Dynastia began doxing members of TKOH forums Bryan even was weening on the Phil's forums, trying to stir shit. However, for all the joy he had, he refused to take responsibility and said, that it's Dynastia's business. Keep in mind, that just 4 months before Bryan was "against doxing in general unless for verification or to make fun of someone's antics" and years later he would say "staff was ok with doxing Phil's fans", like he wasn't the one who encouraged that. Also, when BSV was banned from Twitch, he laughed at the prospect of him killing himself, multiple fucking times.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Bryan's totally real friendship with Metokur.

Tag him on every fucking opportunity on Twitter.

Spoiler

The result.

Call him his inspiration.

Deny your own girlfriend for him.

Talk about being friends with Jim, "in the same circle of friends", "friends on the personal level for years" even. Claim you play fighting games together all the time. Claim to be IRL friend of Metokur, even though you can't tell if Jim's dox was real and year later can't even tell who James P was. Wait for Metocasts. Hope Jim will make a video on Fred. Tell Metokur personally stopped him from embarrassing himself. Hope that Jim will notice his thread on CRP. Screeche "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD", when Jim enjoys IBS.

Hook him up with Jade.

Even though here is their first stream and Bryan is nowhere to be seen.

The reality (1:41:45) "We play Tabletop simulator sometimes and talk on Skype, even though I rarely there. He is spergy and unable to take banter. I told him to stop taking stuff on the internet so personally, like I told to Fred Fuchs."

Bryan doesn't give up though.

After biggest humiliation in your life continue to retweet him, like a faggot.

And on your sock.

And give him money even!

The result.

Become bitter, sperg in his thread and try to settle old scores with Mister Metokur in the last thread that is willing to tolerate you.

 

[Dyn]

When Dynastia began doxing members of TKOH forums Bryan even was weening on the Phil's forums, trying to stir shit. However, for all the joy he had, he refused to take responsibility and said, that it's Dynastia's business.

Bryan had no responsibility whatsoever in that doxing, and our team wouldn't have accepted any help from him even if he offered it.

 

[Spectre_06]

I always get a kick out of how Bryan, alleged mental health professional, insists that it's possible to diagnose someone through YouTube videos or online posts where there is always some aspect of performance to the clips

That's why I laugh, too. I actually do some of this (I don't diagnose anyone as I am not qualified, I'm basically an on-call volunteer to help people at a local VA clinic who just need someone to talk to and to triage them in the event they need legitimate mental help, like immediate inpatient help) and the one thing I remember lo those many years ago getting my BA in psychology is you don't pretend to know a damn thing about someone you haven't talked to in person. Of course, mention this and Bryan and his legion of socks come out to negrate your post, thinking it'll make you shut up.

 

[Slimy Time]

Godspeed @JuanButNotForgotten, you have the patience of a Saint to write all that about this sperg.

 

[instythot]

Godspeed @JuanButNotForgotten, you have the patience of a Saint to write all that about this sperg.

I think you mean to thank Fred Fuchs, dictator-for-life of Bryan's a-log army

 

[Adamska]

Bryan had no responsibility whatsoever in that doxing, and our team wouldn't have accepted any help from him even if he offered it.

Is it because he's that shit at doxing or is it because you don't accept help from faggots?