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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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These people aren’t legit, right?
I don't think they are. I think I said this in the Mode_View thread, but this is all middle-school level internet fakery. There are zero stakes here. Lou may hate himself, but he was just pity fishing, and the other people know that's what he's doing but they are also so miserable that they just indulge it by projecting what they think affection looks like just so that they can feel something. None of it is legit.
 
I guess we finally know what Lou thought of us all saying he's a dipshit for obsessing over his 37th birthday
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Tried to archive this one but the archive site has thrown a tantrum at me, apologies.

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Ditto re trying to archive.
 
I actually sort of sideways know Karmakat. And as he's friendly to hundreds of people on the internet at a time I don't feel that's giving anything away about myself.

Karma is an unemployed Frenchman who likes to chew on the same joke over and over again. Since Lou isn't smart he's perfect for Karma's one trick pony jokes when most people would have told him to write some new damn material already. Karma is overly friendly and I'm honestly surprised Lou hasn't snapped at him considering Karma doesn't have much, if any, money to give him. But I guess the constant same joke 'cute' teasing are all the compliments Lou's going to ever get so he takes what he can get.
 
Slightly off-topic, but what's with every person who uses the nickname Nitro making a humongous ass of themselves online? This is the third one I've seen in the last two weeks. In no specific order:

-Nitrofox, Massive Lou asskisser.
-Nitro Roosky, tried to run a furry convention that went down in flames and committed charity fraud. Bizarrely, he ALSO tried to make a literal ass out of himself by trying to scam a fursuit maker for a donkey suit.
-Nitronix, tried to make a shitty knockoff of Yandere Sim and was exposed for soliciting kids.
 
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So much that he does is 'for his nephew' yet we hear absolutely nothing about his nephew. Where's all the stories about the funny/new thing he said today, or freaking out because he can't leave the house without a specific toy, or wanting to watch caillou on repeat?

Things Lou has actually said about his nephew and not just used him as an excuse for something:
He once wrote Lou successfully
He goes to school, part time I think?
He might like the sonic movie. Probably does, but this was just Lou saying he spent money on him so who knows.

Lou seems to know next to nothing about his nephew firsthand despite taking such a huge role in his financial and physical care. Or he cares too little to share like he does about everything else. Probably both.
 
It's absolutely NOT OK to ask for help every single day while doing nothing to improve your situation in life. It is absolutely NOT OK to rely on the generosity of others for your income while you refuse to look for a job. It is absolutely NOT OK to make up lies about yourself and your living situation (like claiming to be trans when you aren't or lying about your parents being abusive) to make yourself look more sympathetic to manipulate people into giving you money. Louie asking for help is absolutely NOT OK because he is a lazy, greedy, selfish, ungrateful, dishonest piece of shit who has done fuck-all to earn money and support himself legitimately.
Even in a purely strategic sense, this kind of endless grifting has got to be counterproductive. Come up with a compelling story that tugs the heartstrings, satisfy your audience that you have exhausted all other options, and convince them that donating will make an appreciable difference in your life, and people will likely want to help you. But if you keep going, people are going to get demoralized, and feel like they're not actually helping you, removing all incentive to donate. Even the deepest wells run dry, Lou. Kind of seems like you've kicked it. :optimistic:
 
So much that he does is 'for his nephew' yet we hear absolutely nothing about his nephew. Where's all the stories about the funny/new thing he said today, or freaking out because he can't leave the house without a specific toy, or wanting to watch caillou on repeat?

Things Lou has actually said about his nephew and not just used him as an excuse for something:
He once wrote Lou successfully
He goes to school, part time I think?
He might like the sonic movie. Probably does, but this was just Lou saying he spent money on him so who knows.

Lou seems to know next to nothing about his nephew firsthand despite taking such a huge role in his financial and physical care. Or he cares too little to share like he does about everything else. Probably both.
We know Lou wants to beat the snot out of him.
 
Come up with a compelling story that tugs the heartstrings, satisfy your audience that you have exhausted all other options, and convince them that donating will make an appreciable difference in your life,
imagine if Lou put one tenth of the energy into his creative writing that he does into the tall tales he comes up with for grifting. he might actually finish a story with something resembling a plot.
 
imagine if Lou put one tenth of the energy into his creative writing that he does into the tall tales he comes up with for grifting. he might actually finish a story with something resembling a plot.
”Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. Unless, of course,
Yinz guise kick in 50 bucks for some
Big tiddy capeshit tiger art, and pop,
And maybe an iPad and some other wants."
-Gagliardi

edit: ignore the extra syllable on the last line lmao, no one tell my advisor that I fucked up writing iambic pentameter about a furry grifter
 
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No matter how many times I come here, I'll always be amazed by Lou's lack of decency and shame. Buying a DVD because he's too lazy to look for the movie online? Lol.
He's so much of a coonsomer that I find it hard to believe he's for real. But sadly, I know he's the real deal after dedicating a good portion of my quarantine days reading this thread. He's just like Russel Greer to me: sometimes it is hard to fully comprehend that such people exist and are for real.
 
It always cracks me up when the so-called antifa brigade refuses to pirate media and buys capitalist DVDs instead.

CONSOOM.
 
No matter how many times I come here, I'll always be amazed by Lou's lack of decency and shame. Buying a DVD because he's too lazy to look for the movie online? Lol.
He's so much of a coonsomer that I find it hard to believe he's for real. But sadly, I know he's the real deal after dedicating a good portion of my quarantine days reading this thread. He's just like Russel Greer to me: sometimes it is hard to fully comprehend that such people exist and are for real.
I agree with whoever said it that he is pirating it like a normal person and will pocket whatever money he gets towards it. Either that or he is the sort that for some reason needs a veritable library of hard copies.
We know Lou wants to beat the snot out of him.
True. This is the child that from Lou's view, is responsible for him getting his foot blood everywhere a few months back. Because you see nephew was being given a bath so Lou could not go in and wash his foot off so nephew is to blame for the bloody mess.
 
It's interesting to think that if this is how he begaves online, imagine how insufferable he is in person.

Think of it, online personas are very limited in what you get in regards to what someobe is actually like. Someone who is all nice and sympathetic online could be a very different person IRL to what their online persona is.

You wouldn't see how they handle stress, treat IRL people, see any major behavioral issues (alcoholism, anger issues, behavioral quirks), etc.

To think this is what Lou is like -just- online, IRL he would have to be a million times worse and much more insufferable.

Then again, from his lack of IRL friends I guess that's proof of how he is without the filter of his online persona in front of him.
 
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It's interesting to think that if this is how he begaves online, imagine how insufferable he is in person.
Numerous lolcows are Internet Warriors, living dramatic lives online that don't match up with reality. The impression I get of Lou is that he's as big an asshole in person as he is online, but unless it's around his family he tries to control it more.

I say 'tries'. From stories here and there in the thread, he seems to sperg out at furry conventions and make himself unwelcome, because he has no self-control, but he's at least not going up to complete strangers and begging for money or starting fights. He may only wait until you've known him for a day or two to do that, because he can't control himself. So it's still abrupt, just not quite as jarring.

But it's clear that, unlike numerous cows who are likely meek in person but vent online, Lou is that asshole all the time. I'd also say he's the sort who doesn't often lie out of nothing - that he takes something that happened as inspiration and twists it for his current purposes. Lose something for a second? He finds it but pretends it's lost forever or broken. Father coughs? Add to a time he went to hospital for a scary COVID drama. Saw that tomatoes were on sale on the WalMart website? That's what he's buying with his next 'trip'.

One of the most obvious things about Lou from this thread is he has no real imagination. No spark of originality exists in that grotesque melon of a head. I'm certain he's never had an original thought in his life.
 
Lou defending his right to be an obtuse cunt in the replies of strangers:
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"I don't know who this woman is"
-Press X to doubt, they've been circlejerking each other's e-begs for months
"she could really use the help"
-lol ok
*insert "writer lou" dig here

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Anyone want to help Lou out here? It's all very fascinating, watching him try to decide between two big tiddy jungle cats named Diana until he gets a nosebleed and collapses.

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This shit is cringe as fuck. Coming from me, that's a lot. As you might be able to tell from the two different video games represented in my avi, I spent most of my time in high school stuffed inside a locker, and even I kind of want to shove his head in a toilet.

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It always cracks me up when the so-called antifa brigade refuses to pirate media and buys capitalist DVDs instead.

CONSOOM.
He reminds me of this neighbor I had as a kid. When I was young, my family lived in a basement apartment in one of those big, New-England-looking split-levels, and the lady who lived above us was an absolute online shopping addict. Every day, she would get at least one package. One day, her internet was out, so she knocked on our door to ask if she could come inside and use our computer to shop, because she couldn't last one day without buying some useless bullshit online. It made a huge impression on me. Her life was so damn sad that she needed the sense of waiting on a package to keep her going. There was nothing internal that she could use to fill that void, so she needed Amazon to ship her the Complete Second Season of Sex and the City to convince her to wake up in the morning. That's the level that Lou is operating at. He completely lacks any sense of delayed gratification. Shit, man, even my dog will eat half his food so that he'll have some for when he gets hungry later. Lou's impulse control is worse than that of a Rhodesian Ridgeback.
 
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"I don't know who this woman is"
-Press X to doubt, they've been circlejerking each other's e-begs for months
"she could really use the help"
-lol ok
*insert "writer lou" dig here

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https://tweetsave.com/diapoom/status/1319134059193372683
Lol at him calling her 'Rabid'. Also isn't Rabbie a troon? Has Lou misgendered her again? I seem to remember him doing this once before and she must have indeed gone rabid on him as he quickly farted out an apology.

Edit: He has a new pinned begging tweet. He once again needs $250 and his nephew has made it back around in the cycle to be used for the grift
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"I don't know who this woman is"
-Press X to doubt, they've been circlejerking each other's e-begs for months
"she could really use the help"
-lol ok
*insert "writer lou" dig here

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Anyone want to help Lou out here? It's all very fascinating, watching him try to decide between two big tiddy jungle cats named Diana until he gets a nosebleed and collapses.

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This shit is cringe as fuck. Coming from me, that's a lot. As you might be able to tell from the two different video games represented in my avi, I spent most of my time in high school stuffed inside a locker, and even I kind of want to shove his head in a toilet.

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He reminds me of this neighbor I had as a kid. When I was young, my family lived in a basement apartment in one of those big, New-England-looking split-levels, and the lady who lived above us was an absolute online shopping addict. Every day, she would get at least one package. One day, her internet was out, so she knocked on our door to ask if she could come inside and use our computer to shop, because she couldn't last one day without buying some useless bullshit online. It made a huge impression on me. Her life was so damn sad that she needed the sense of waiting on a package to keep her going. There was nothing internal that she could use to fill that void, so she needed Amazon to ship her the Complete Second Season of Sex and the City to convince her to wake up in the morning. That's the level that Lou is operating at. He completely lacks any sense of delayed gratification. Shit, man, even my dog will eat half his food so that he'll have some for when he gets hungry later. Lou's impulse control is worse than that of a Rhodesian Ridgeback.
Religious or no, "if you don't believe in a god, what's stopping you from murdering people at random" is a cataclysmically bad argument. If the only thing that's keeping you from killing a person is the punishment from an authority, you're nothing more than a rabid animal on a weak leash. I can envision this being something a hyper-religious type would say, but not to Louis, because where would this happen? If it was online, he'd provide screenshots like a useful idiot. It's not out of character for him to argue with some random person in public, but if that were the case, we'd be hearing more about it.

Of course, Louis's rebuttal is equally bad. There are more reasons to respect a higher authority, spiritually or otherwise, than just blind fear. I suppose that's a telling statement, though. It explains why he so clearly despises actual authorities like police, the president, or even his mommy. The only thing keeping him in line is a genuine fear of repercussions which affect him rather than empathetic reasons. After all, this is the same person with legal documentation proving he's assaulted complete strangers on a whim and bragged about smashing a girl's head into a locker. I'm not familiar with the actual numbers, but I'm fairly certain the average American doesn't have an assault charge.
 
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