🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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sperginity said:
selling a physical product?? what a great idea from a man who literally never delivers what is promised
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Richard promised to give goons MS Paint drawings of spaceships in exchange for donations. He made tens of thousands of dollars and failed to deliver a single drawing. So yeah, this will work out great.
 
Something Awful said:
Richard promised to give goons MS Paint drawings of spaceships in exchange for donations. He made tens of thousands of dollars and failed to deliver a single drawing. So yeah, this will work out great.
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I'm pretty sure that was an intentional joke about Star Citizen's fundrasing. If that's true, it's the last funny joke he ever did.
 
I expect the project, and everything else Richard tries to do with his life for a long time, to continue to go like this (put together from a powerpoint template I found somewhere):

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Boss HM-2 said:
I'm pretty sure that was an intentional joke about Star Citizen's fundrasing. If that's true, it's the last funny joke he ever did.
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And this will be an intentional joke about failed Kickstarter projects. Just one of those trademark Lowtax jokes that result in him getting money for doing jack shit.

Sometimes you see the shit Richard writes or says, and you just can't believe a grown man can be so petulant and entitled. But goons let him get away with it for decades, so he had no incentive to become a functional adult.
 
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When I grow up I also want to be a champion sweaty toes wife boxer just like Dickchard "LT" Kai-anchor
 
break these cuffs said:
If there is one unnecessary sequel 20 years too late for a franchise that fans are clamoring, it's definitely Doom House. I didn't even know there was a Doom House 2.
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Doom House 2: Ashli
"A woman is trapped in a house with a man who beats her."

Doom House 3: Logan
"A woman is trapped in a house with a man who beats her."
 
Wasted old fuck (yes, I know he's younger than me) streams episode of Automan and shitty old US commercials. Seriously Lowfax, what a career success, that'll show Shroud and DrDisrespect. :story:

Patreon update:
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Lowtax’ stream chat would be dead if not for the chat mods. He got two $4.99 super chats in a 2 1/2 hour stream. Both from chat mod Mandy G
 

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