🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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MirnaMinkoff said:
Lowtax never admitted she was his girlfriend until the cops got called and she posted about it on FB. Up until the two day domestic violence rodeo he was actually sticking to the “branding strategist” bullshit with a straight face AFAIK.

Only after the epic meltdown and patreon plummeting did she then suddenly become “the crazy bipolar alcoholic girlfriend.” (He changed her job title to caretaker for his Dick show appearance.)

Lowtax tells giant bold faced lies and then weeps because people believe all his “crazy lying” ex-wives and girlfriends. Lol. Dude has zero shame.
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That, and telling your gf that you're "totally not dating" leaves you open to try to bang as many other women as possible. It's a classic move.
 
AnOminous said:
bunny-boiling
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LOL damn I need to watch Fatal Attraction again, it’s been a long time.

Sabrina said:
Integral was the one that outed Lowtax's foot fetish on SASS in 2008, but we never got photographic evidence lmao (that's Logan's foot)
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Oh shit, THAT was the name of those forums, I was trying to remember the name of that place in another post. I got outed there and banned on SA (I think it was for my Ozma avatar 😎). But yeah, now I remember some of that, I don’t remember the feet stuff but I do remember the Outback Steakhouse! You remember that? Integral kept saying all Lowtax ever wanted to do was sit at his desk “working” (playing on the forums) and then go to Outback Steakhouse every day of the week, sometimes twice in one day. Damn I wish someone saved what she said, it was pretty funny. I remember thinking what the fuck is wrong with Lowtax, she was fucking HOT and all he ever wanted to do was fuck around on his computer and eat at Outback Steakhouse? Did he really think he could keep a woman like that doing that shit every day? Didn’t she also say between doing nothing and Outback he would just buy her random jewelry and immediately expect sex? Man.. lol
 
FrankTheSpank said:
Oh shit, THAT was the name of those forums, I was trying to remember the name of that place in another post. I got outed there and banned on SA (I think it was for my Ozma avatar 😎). But yeah, now I remember some of that, I don’t remember the feet stuff but I do remember the Outback Steakhouse! You remember that? Integral kept saying all Lowtax ever wanted to do was sit at his desk “working” (playing on the forums) and then go to Outback Steakhouse every day of the week, sometimes twice in one day. Damn I wish someone saved what she said, it was pretty funny. I remember thinking what the fuck is wrong with Lowtax, she was fucking HOT and all he ever wanted to do was fuck around on his computer and eat at Outback Steakhouse? Did he really think he could keep a woman like that doing that shit every day? Didn’t she also say between doing nothing and Outback he would just buy her random jewelry and immediately expect sex? Man.. lol
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I keep getting 503 errors but it's there:


Can't edit because crybabies but OH SNAP SON


FUCK https://web.archive.org/web/20170905141345/http://www.somethingawful.com/news/title-goes-here/
 
Sabrina said:
Integral was the one that outed Lowtax's foot fetish on SASS in 2008, but we never got photographic evidence lmao (that's Logan's foot)
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It was Logans foot but iirc she admitted during her tell-all that she had a foot fetish (too, at least, but didnt seem to suggest he actually had one, and seemed relatively honest and not too malicious during everything else). I dont know anything about Integral or what was said in what context and what proof was supposedly maybe provided.
 
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DuckSucker said:
It was Logans foot but iirc she admitted during her tell-all that she had a foot fetish (too, at least, but didnt seem to suggest he actually had one, and seemed relatively honest and not too malicious during everything else). I dont know anything about Integral or what was said in what context and what proof was supposedly maybe provided.
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Ok but I just posted what Integral said
 
Sabrina said:
I keep getting 503 errors but it's there:


Can't edit because crybabies but OH SNAP SON


FUCK https://web.archive.org/web/20170905141345/http://www.somethingawful.com/news/title-goes-here/
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Thank you for posting that, talk about memory lane. I guess Lowtax stepped up from Outback Steakhouse to this “Goldbelly”, I never heard of Goldbelly until a week ago when I started reading about all this shit. So people pay hundreds of dollars to eat homemade cookies? Wow... talk about pissing your money away. Lowtax got all that money every month from SA and all he can do is lease a $100,000 car?

Would anyone happen to have a link to Logan’s tell all? I’ve only seen a few things. Thanks!
 
I'd go with mobile gaming.

I'll pay for a $75 steak meal once in a while, so I don't see how I can mock someone for buying an $80 pie. ...Unless, of course, he was in financial trouble or was fat. Lowtax is both.

The problem with this sort of question is that it doesn't take everything into account. "Over three years, this guy spent $20 on Candy Crush" is less pathetic than "This fat diabetic who is getting foreclosed on buys a $50 pie every day."
 
FrankTheSpank said:
LOL damn I need to watch Fatal Attraction again, it’s been a long time.


Oh shit, THAT was the name of those forums, I was trying to remember the name of that place in another post. I got outed there and banned on SA (I think it was for my Ozma avatar 😎). But yeah, now I remember some of that, I don’t remember the feet stuff but I do remember the Outback Steakhouse! You remember that? Integral kept saying all Lowtax ever wanted to do was sit at his desk “working” (playing on the forums) and then go to Outback Steakhouse every day of the week, sometimes twice in one day. Damn I wish someone saved what she said, it was pretty funny. I remember thinking what the fuck is wrong with Lowtax, she was fucking HOT and all he ever wanted to do was fuck around on his computer and eat at Outback Steakhouse? Did he really think he could keep a woman like that doing that shit every day? Didn’t she also say between doing nothing and Outback he would just buy her random jewelry and immediately expect sex? Man.. lol
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Integral had some tremendous amount of bullshit surrounding her, Zoe Quinn levels of bullshit. Didn't she miss a flight to go see Lowtax, while in reality she was fucking a guy and that guy was her longtime boyfriend? Something about a flight and Rich getting cucked, I remember that much. She also claimed to be part of/involved in groups and events she had nothing to do with.
 
Oh shit, thanks for the link to sass archives again, I couldn’t even remember the name of that place, I found my old account and it had my avatar! I was “Ozma’s Twinkie”, LOL
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It got shut down when the owner or all the mods were dox’d, right? I just remember Lowtax calling it “a forum about a forum!” and acted like he didn’t care. Also, didn’t some goon lose his job at a co-location data center that hosted sass and he crashed or took down their server because he was a loyal Goon-Knight? Damn that was 13 years ago, where has the time gone....
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
Integral had some tremendous amount of bullshit surrounding her, Zoe Quinn levels of bullshit. Didn't she miss a flight to go see Lowtax, while in reality she was fucking a guy and that guy was her longtime boyfriend? Something about a flight and Rich getting cucked, I remember that much. She also claimed to be part of/involved in groups and events she had nothing to do with.
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I remember something about that too, she sounds like she’s “trying to be the bigger person” in her messages because she did some fucked up shit too and they must of come to an agreement to ease up on the flames and not get too personal. Kinda like Mutually Assured Destruction. That’s cool I guess... very “grown-up” of them.
 
FrankTheSpank said:
....can someone explain this to me? Does he really have a foot fetish? No other info on it, just a bunch of goons calling him “ToeTax” and the congrats Jeffery pic of them barefoot. Other pics like this of him? This just looks like a pic taken for the comedy of it, look at his hair... lol
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He's admitted to the foot fetish a number of times over the years, though always playing it for wacky zany gooftroop laughs. Elfpron posted in FYAD a decade ago about how at some goon meet, she thought Rich was going to make a move on her for sex (even though she was underage at the time) but it turned out he only wanted to smell and caress her feet.
 
TinyKitty said:
He's admitted to the foot fetish a number of times over the years, though always playing it for wacky zany gooftroop laughs. Elfpron posted in FYAD a decade ago about how at some goon meet, she thought Rich was going to make a move on her for sex (even though she was underage at the time) but it turned out he only wanted to smell and caress her feet.
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Oh damn, that’s another name that brings me back. She was that whacky kinda short girl, right? At every event (that goons chipped in to pay for her to be at) she’d get all drunk and sloppy, right? She was underage? Wow, was she the one that had.... eh... how do I describe her face without being mean... but uh, kinda... damn I’m just going to be a dick, she had kinda a “caveman” face. That was elfpr0n, right? I think I might have a picture of her dragging a giant wine bottle around in a hotel room filled with goons, I should go through my SA folder on my backup from 10+ years ago.

So why did she leave SA? Molested one too many times? Fuck, WHY so much pedo shit there? I remember one guy in the anime forum (I didn’t go there, just saw the fallout) and made friends irl with another goon in that forum (he might of even been a moderator), he came over to his house and would sing anime songs to the guy’s VERY young little sister, like she was 10 or something, and he tried to molest her or actually did molest her... ugh. WHERE are these fucking kids parents?!?! How was elfpr0n going to these events with pedos? Don’t you need consent from a parent/guardian to fly?! Man...
 
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