💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
littlebiscuits said:
Rbf6X.jpg


You know, after all this time, I've never actually read the desrpition for the last book, Maradonia and the Battle for the Key. I'm positivily tickled to find how delightfully spergy it is- dinophants AND ancient roman senators! How uniquely tesch!

also, gloria? book titles go in italics or get underlined. They don't go in quotation marks. You're 23. You really should know this. Microsoft Word knows this. How has this escaped you for so many years?
Click to expand...
Why is the mayor of a Siberian town/former gulag offering the two a victory drink?
 
I know this is pretty late in the game to ask this question...but does Gloria know that she is being mocked here? She definitely does not respond well to criticism and does not seem to agree that she is a lolcow on par with (or even below) some serious retards.
 
Captain Cid said:
I know this is pretty late in the game to ask this question...but does Gloria know that she is being mocked here? She definitely does not respond well to criticism and does not seem to agree that she is a lolcow on par with (or even below) some serious retards.
Click to expand...

I don't think so. She seems the type to get Daddy to hire some agents to post here kissing her arse and saying how wonderful she is.
 
Big Nasty said:
Mayor of Magadan?

Magadan is an actual city in the Russian Far East.
Click to expand...
A notch better than Robert Stanek, then! Stanek put Slavic-sounding places in his world map. Make them sound like mysterious foreboding places of old dark magic seethed in timeless Eastern folklore. Translate them back from Russian, you get Kingdoms of North, South, East and West and Red Forests and whatnot. (Side note: The guy who sporked Maradonia is now going for the third Stanek novel. Pretty much nothing of consequence happened in the previous book. This book, I fear, will have even less.)
 
Captain Cid said:
I know this is pretty late in the game to ask this question...but does Gloria know that she is being mocked here? She definitely does not respond well to criticism and does not seem to agree that she is a lolcow on par with (or even below) some serious retards.
Click to expand...

Well, assuming she can read ....

Nah, okay, that was too nasty. I would guess that Gloria is the type to spend a lot of time on twitter, and would never think to come here. After all, she could come here and defend herself, or she could go on twitter and talk about herself unfettered. Why bother with the 'hataz' (haterz? I don't even know) when you can share how awesome your life is with the world?
 
Dr. Garry said:
Thank you for your valuable time to read this profile, which might give you a glimpse of who I am, what I stand for and what I am doing. For several years I traveled worldwide as a Christian Motivation Speaker, mainly teaching teachers in foreign countries. I have two doctorates in Philosophy and in Theology, wrote several Christian Books in English and in German and produced some smaller education films. For the last eighteen month I directed and created a Feature Epic Movie: ‘Maradonia and the Shadow Empire’, a film for children and young adults – like Narnia – with over 230 actors, horses, bowmen, sword fighters, lions. tigers etc. The theater premier should be at the end of March. However, I live with my ten year old son and my Golden Retriever at Lake Tarpon, Palm Harbor. I am a very outgoing, honest, peaceful, generous and forgiving person, with excellent health and connections – I exercise nearly every day - I love the Beach and the Ocean – I like to travel, to swim, play Tennis, Soccer and the Movies. I am going to Church, honor God and read his Word. I believe in the Power of Prayer and I would like to meet ‘the One ’, a woman who loves God, is honest, trustworthy, gentle and kind, but also funny and a loving, warmhearted character who loves children and does not live a secret life, play’s games or loves drama. If you feel that you might be the one I am looking forward meeting you as soon as possible- knowing also that Age is only a Number. Please send me an e-mail -include your picture with some info - and I will certainly answer and contact you immediately.
Click to expand...
This ... is awesome. A few thoughts:

1) I've been thinking that this whole movie endeavor was just done to pacify Glo-Glo and to keep her firmly ensconced in her little bubble but, reading this, Daddy Tesch also seems to have bought into the idea that this movie is some sort of artistic achievement. Or was he just mentioning it so he could show da ladeez that he has enough money to finance a film?
2) Do all lolcows have a problem with the Capitalization of Random Words?
3) I like how he lumps the bowmen and sword fighters in with the horses, lions, and tigers instead of with the actors.
4) "I am a very outgoing, honest, peaceful, generous and forgiving person". Didn't OPL write something very similar on Facebook recently?
4) "Age is only a Number"? The only people who say that are old guys looking for gold diggers and the gold diggers themselves.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom