US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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I think nothing will be done to Hunter because if they kill him then it would just bring more attention, they'd rather pretend no scandal ever existed.
 
So this is what we have to look forward to on election day.
Trump wins in a landslide but it's not reported by anyone except maybe fox, twitter bans trump's account, antifa cuts the internet, and we're in the dark until they find the missing biden ballots.
 
lol @ the "who cares" narrative re: Hunter

well apparently you care enough to censor the NY Post and anyone else who mentions it, you care enough to try and convince other people not to care...
 
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I recently woke up from a nap and had the most retarded political dream that I thought I would share with this thread in case there is anyone here who can divine some omen from it.

I was walking on the street and I happened to run into my favorite coworker who is from Taiwan. She told me that Joe Biden had a secret Chinese wife and had secret part Chinese grandchildren that his staff would try to not let him see often. She then told me that whenever they would see each other, though, Joe Biden would suck the crook of their elbow, sucking out tiny droplets of blood. The kids all thought this was normal and that that was just how you greeted other people. Then I was with friends and I was raging because people were posting Instagram videos of them destroying their N64 consoles because there was some Supreme Court ruling or something about N64s that favored Republicans. I then went on a tirade both IRL with friends and on Instagram where I told people how stupid they were for doing this because the N64 is the least valuable console in Nintendo history because it had less than 300 games made for it and they probably hadn’t played it in decades anyways.
 
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Wendy Wheelchair said:
I recently woke up from a nap and had the most retarded political dream that I thought I would share with this thread in case there is anyone here who can divine some oracle from it.

I was walking on the street and I happened to run into my favorite coworker who is from Taiwan. She told me that Joe Biden had a secret Chinese wife and had secret part Chinese grandchildren that his staff would try to not let him see often. She then told me that whenever they would see each other, though, Joe Biden would suck the crook of their elbow, sucking out tiny droplets of blood. The kids all thought this was normal and that that was just how you greeted other people. Then I was with friends and I was raging because people were posting Instagram videos of them destroying their N64 consoles because there was some Supreme Court ruling or something about N64s that favored Republicans. I then went on a tirade both IRL with friends and on Instagram where I told people how stupid they were for doing this because the N64 is the least valuable console in Nintendo history because it had less than 300 games made for it and they probably hadn’t played it in decades anyways.
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You're suspicious of Joe and his children's association with China and believe even now the extent of his relationship with them hasn't been discovered. You suspect his children are raised in grotesque ways that differ from your morality. Your dream also reveals suspicions about Joe's interactions with children and his status as a psychic vampire. This is all delivered to you not by a news source, but by a person you trust, demonstrating your break down in a belief in the MSM.

The Supreme Court confirmations are on your mind and you're worried about how your views may divide you and the general population. You're also frustrated with liberals engaging in public showmanship and virtue signalling even when it's illogical. Liberals are also metaphorically destroying the past as they destroy the N64.
 
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This guy is running out of time.
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He's running out of family members! Usually Beau's his favorite prop for sympathy but apparently he's not enough anymore--I just did a focus group survey the other day for a Biden campaign ad milking the death of his wife and daughter. They were trying to argue it makes him sensitive and empathetic instead of an emotionally unstable asshole who insults or threatens anyone he thinks is questioning his authoriteh.
 
So whats Joes plan? the economy is coming back roaring and corona is getting less of an issue.
 
Stoneheart said:
So whats Joes plan? the economy is coming back roaring and corona is getting less of an issue.
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Step 1: Hide from public
Step 2: Let the media run your campaign for you
Step 3: Hope to god there's been enough fear mongering and fake new done already to get you the win
 
6thRanger said:
You're suspicious of Joe and his children's association with China and believe even now the extent of his relationship with them hasn't been discovered. You suspect his children are raised in grotesque ways that differ from your morality. Your dream also reveals suspicions about Joe's interactions with children and his status as a psychic vampire. This is all delivered to you not by a news source, but by a person you trust, demonstrating your break down in a belief in the MSM.

The Supreme Court confirmations are on your mind and you're worried about how your views may divide you and the general population. You're also frustrated with liberals engaging in public showmanship and virtue signalling even when it's illogical. Liberals are also metaphorically destroying the past as they destroy the N64.
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I feel like I’m a Game or Thrones character visiting a seer. That seems very very spot on.
 
Stoneheart said:
So whats Joes plan? the economy is coming back roaring and corona is getting less of an issue.
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Second wave, millions of unreported deaths, RUSSIA. Keep your business closed, bigot. You already killed my grandma three times.

But really the narrative is that corona is on the rise again because there are more confirmed cases. Never mind that is due to increased availability and speed of testing, and that the death rate has crashed since we stopped sending sick people in to New York retirement homes.
 
Stoneheart said:
So whats Joes plan? the economy is coming back roaring and corona is getting less of an issue.
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It's roaring? Isn't that dependent on each state or even city? Given either or decides how badly they want to fuck up?
 
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