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Basically, it's an e-soap opera.
I think that's a pretty accurate description of Tumblr in general, actually.

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You think revolutionarygays warrants a thread?
I thought so at first, based on her reaction there, but looking on her blog, she doesn't seem like she merits a thread. She's actually kind of moderate for a social justice warrior, almost semi-sane. She did reblog this, though, which I thought was pretty amusing:
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Guys I think I stumbled upon the most special of all special snowflakes. I'm too lazy to go around screencapping it but I'll link a few things and highlight the largest insanity points.

http://swivets.tumblr.com/ The tumblr page itself.
http://swivets.tumblr.com/adelaide An about for the twisted little snowflake. Surprise, she's a minor.
http://swivets.tumblr.com/otherkin
http://swivets.tumblr.com/fictionkin
http://swivets.tumblr.com/pokekin Three different pages of kintypes, totalling up to 22 types, which includes cactuskin and plantkin in general.
http://swivets.tumblr.com/pronouns Their special snowflake pronouns, of which they have six different types of pronouns listed, not a single one being normal for human pronoun usage.
http://swivets.tumblr.com/blacklist A blacklist which includes such gems as "bikes" and "deer antlers". A deerkin triggered by deer antlers. Now I've seen it all.
http://swivets.tumblr.com/byf A 'before you follow' page which essentially rules out anyone who uses logic from following. Stuff like "if you use the word 'crazy'" or "if you're against nounself pronouns".
http://swivets.tumblr.com/health A list of their mental health issues, half of which are only self diagnosed. Also she claims that she sees a therapist, who she also claims is bigoted and ignorant. Also this little blurb: "my facets, and many other things, are visible to me in my vision. it doesn’t affect my day to day life though." So she has hallucinations of her multiple headmates too apparently. Speaking of, here's a screenshot detailing who her little 'system' involves.
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One last thing, apparently she squats on URLs, hogging them and keeping anyone from using them. Here's a list of the ones she's claimed: http://swivets.tumblr.com/url Most of which are either empty or abandoned.

I leave you with one last post: http://swivets.tumblr.com/post/120535577629/homelessharmlesstapeworm Apparently she thought it would be a good idea to go to school in deer makeup. For a "class project". Except she was supposed to be a fairy, not a deer. http://swivets.tumblr.com/post/120526731609/i-have-to-dress-as-a-fairy-for-an-english-project And now she's facing the many comments of logical people calling her out for being extra stupid.

Ah Tumblr, you never fail to make me doubt the future of the human race.
 
Just a small post, but irlleslie is my favourite tumblrina. She freaks the fuck out over nothing about 20 times a day and is the reigning champ of cry-type.

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A real pro
 
Guys I think I stumbled upon the most special of all special snowflakes. I'm too lazy to go around screencapping it but I'll link a few things and highlight the largest insanity points.

http://swivets.tumblr.com/ The tumblr page itself.
http://swivets.tumblr.com/adelaide An about for the twisted little snowflake. Surprise, she's a minor.
http://swivets.tumblr.com/otherkin
http://swivets.tumblr.com/fictionkin
http://swivets.tumblr.com/pokekin Three different pages of kintypes, totalling up to 22 types, which includes cactuskin and plantkin in general.
http://swivets.tumblr.com/pronouns Their special snowflake pronouns, of which they have six different types of pronouns listed, not a single one being normal for human pronoun usage.
http://swivets.tumblr.com/blacklist A blacklist which includes such gems as "bikes" and "deer antlers". A deerkin triggered by deer antlers. Now I've seen it all.
http://swivets.tumblr.com/byf A 'before you follow' page which essentially rules out anyone who uses logic from following. Stuff like "if you use the word 'crazy'" or "if you're against nounself pronouns".
http://swivets.tumblr.com/health A list of their mental health issues, half of which are only self diagnosed. Also she claims that she sees a therapist, who she also claims is bigoted and ignorant. Also this little blurb: "my facets, and many other things, are visible to me in my vision. it doesn’t affect my day to day life though." So she has hallucinations of her multiple headmates too apparently. Speaking of, here's a screenshot detailing who her little 'system' involves.
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One last thing, apparently she squats on URLs, hogging them and keeping anyone from using them. Here's a list of the ones she's claimed: http://swivets.tumblr.com/url Most of which are either empty or abandoned.

I leave you with one last post: http://swivets.tumblr.com/post/120535577629/homelessharmlesstapeworm Apparently she thought it would be a good idea to go to school in deer makeup. For a "class project". Except she was supposed to be a fairy, not a deer. http://swivets.tumblr.com/post/120526731609/i-have-to-dress-as-a-fairy-for-an-english-project And now she's facing the many comments of logical people calling her out for being extra stupid.

Ah Tumblr, you never fail to make me doubt the future of the human race.
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Yeah no. If they were all girls they would have suffered a similar fate. They may have even killed each other off faster than the boys did.
This notion that women are in some sort of solidarity and always get along with each other is bullshit. Women are just as capable of being cruel to each other as men are. Trust me on this, I went to Girl Scout camp.
 
Won't stop people from making sockpuppet accounts and using incognito mode on Chrome.

As Slugfucker has already proven. Even though that's supposedly against the Tumblr rules. Not like the staff there actually does anything to stop that, of course. If there's any group of people dumber than the Tumblristas, it's the Tumblr staff.
 
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