🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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The sale is never going to happen because it takes a modicum of effort to do the paperwork. Even if all Richard has to do is sign, he’s not going to give up the passive income stream of avatar changes, red text, retards who get banned and signed up for platinum again, etc. Jeffrey is the only one who still thinks the deal is going through.
 
Lowtax's "dont doxx my parents" announcement claimed the sale would have happened before the end of September. Guess that didn't happen.

Jeffrey of PoopPost's current announcement claims that everything's a done deal, they are now just waiting for Lowtax's actual signature on the final paperwork. That's where I think he's not going to be able to bring himself to do it. Except if he REALLY needs the money... the conflict in his head must be excruciating.
 
Dafuqisdis? said:
Dude was getting 14 thousand a month for nothing, who are you trying to kid?
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He was only getting that much money because he scammed goons by making them think his spine was crumbling and he would have to close the forum due to the medical expenses.
 
NeoGAF Lurker said:
The sale is never going to happen because it takes a modicum of effort to do the paperwork. Even if all Richard has to do is sign, he’s not going to give up the passive income stream of avatar changes, red text, retards who get banned and signed up for platinum again, etc. Jeffrey is the only one who still thinks the deal is going through.
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If he had the balls to shut that shit down entirely Richard would cuck to him. But he's not a man.
 
TinyKitty said:
He supposedly taught English in China for a while.

Who knows, maybe his fucked-up brain will decide to head back over there. Is it easy to get opiates and Franzia in China? With what he's been spending on gacha waifus he could even buy himself an actual compliant Chinese lady with nice feet.
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It’s my understanding that China takes a dim view of drugs and will throw him into one of their world famous gulags. On the plus side, he could get a cheap spine installed. It’ll probably cause cancer and fall apart after a year but you can’t beat their prices.
 
What has Richard been up to?

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The two screenshots he posted are from Battlegrounds. It's a game mode that's actually free to play, the most Blizzard even lets you spend on it is $5 to unlock shitty emotes. But then again Rich's other post tells us he's still buying normal card packs as well. Overall, to no one's surprise, this tells us the huge debt and massive drop on Patreon income didn't turn Rich away from Hearthstone.

Still, it sucks that he's gone back to being boring as fuck. I wish Logan would come back and say more dumb shit for clout points.
 
Leonard Helplessness said:
Can’t tell if he’s shopping for a mattress or for a new place to live and $30 is the monthly rent. And hey, that kind of living arrangement is going to look mighty fine after you’ve spent a night checked into Hotel Sidewalk. Winter’s approaching, Rich. Better get ready.
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It took me awhile to figure out why he posted that house. I *think* it’s because of the spider decoration above the porch, which would be mildly funny if it wasn’t Oct/Halloween right now.

Still that home has better architectural design and balance than his rented McMansion and it actually has real columns that serve a purpose, not just tacky decorations to make a house look real classy like a bank.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
It took me awhile to figure out why he posted that house. I *think* it’s because of the spider decoration above the porch, which would be mildly funny if it wasn’t Oct/Halloween right now.

Still that home has better architectural design and balance than his rented McMansion and it actually has real columns that serve a purpose, not just tacky decorations to make a house look real classy like a bank.
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Like the mattress photo, I think it was supposed to be a jab at the non-Goldbelly-having poors. The irony is that if the dumbfuck returned his leased whip and stopped with the gacha games, then used the money instead to buy an older house like this one, he could fix it up into a decent, paid-for, and appreciating asset along with building his savings, and make that a basis to start retrenching his entire financial picture.

lmao
 
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