195 - If you see this thread, you must post in it.

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Why do the dark elves in Skyrim sound Australian?

 

[selfadjunction]

i disagree

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

P E N I S
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I
S

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Want to hear an awful joke? What do you call the Devil's penis? A hollow wienie.

Blame an exceptional individual for this atrocity of a joke.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Why don't they have custard style yoplait anymore

 

[AsianChris]

I've just played TF2 in "halloween" for the first time and I'm loving it.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

kca kca

 

[No. 7 cat]

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

What kinda aftershave do you use on your taint

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

What kinda aftershave do you use on your taint

Aqua Velva Musk

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Should there be a country called StaniStan and only men named Stanley who use Stanley tools can rule it?

 

[Owlman]

god I wanna fuck the shit outta superwoman

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

What Boogie and Moomoo meeting might go like

 

[Justtocheck]

Too see the world in a grain of sand and heaven in a wild flower.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

I will make noodle soup and you'll cowards can't stop me from snorting it up my nose.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Like sands in the hourglass, these are the days of our lives.


Stefanoooooooooooo *snorts*

 

[Kiyoshi's Wristbrace]

My neighbor has a Biden sign out front.

But get this, she's a mid-wife in profession, with a "Peace on Earth begins with birth!" bumper sticker....

Should I tell her that Biden supports post birth abortions, literal baby killing?

Kind of ironic seeing those two stickers together. She's almost as old as my mother too; and doesn't know anything about who she's promoting. Christ.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Scott Baio gave me pinkeye