Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

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Who coofed on Mr. President?

  • Mr. Former Vice President Joe Biden

    Votes: 273 23.0%

  • Mr. Paramount Leader Xi

    Votes: 270 22.8%

  • Mr. Moderator Chris Wallace

    Votes: 387 32.6%

  • Mr. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

    Votes: 256 21.6%
  • Total voters
    1,186
Chin of Campbell said:
Nothingburger. I had 'rona and cured it by playing video games and getting two weeks off of work. Trump has literally the best medical care on the planet, guy probably won't even feel it.
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Maybe he'll play some vidya during his downtime and finally learn about gamergate. Sargon will be redeemed at last!
 
Shitassdeaddude said:
You can't elect a dead man.
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That’s where you’re wrong my dude
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Green-Machine said:
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Keep in mind that multiple accounts are spamming this type of shit, written in a fairly obscure Semitic language. I hope it's just Ethiopian spam bots but I'm worred.

Fuck, I am scared right now. I don't want to live in a Kamala Harris Administration.

EDIT - For clarity's sake, I think the copypasta is probably just a spooky prank, that's not why I'm scared
 
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not william stenchever said:
Chances that Trump is full of shit and this is tactical gayops? I don't think, if I were in such a critical security occupation that I'd let such an important person say they are sick with the coof unless it is part of a gambit.
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The answer to every "Is this just an elaborate plan by Trump to…" question is "no."
Soft Boi said:
Is this to distract from the Melania tapes ?
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What Melania tapes? Asking for a friend.
 
Regardless of what happens, I am now convinced on the simulation theory that Dilbertman and Elon Musk kept speaking about.
 
Doesn't Trump get tested multiple times per day? So I doubt Biden is infected.

Trump's first instinct regardless of how sick he gets will be to severely downplay this -- and I admire that tendency in him to never want to be seen as weak -- but he really has a chance for a huge ratings boost IMHO a la Reagan getting shot if he plays his cards right. Well, maybe.
 
The Last Stand said:
That Trump had Corona. Like with your dad, I expect the news won't be treated with dignity.
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I see lol. Yeah, the TDS people I know will be happy. Though with that coughing video of Biden I'm not so sure he's free of the coof. Maybe the debate just took his voice away.

This year. Goddamn.
 
FruitFighter said:
Just for shits, remember that Boris Johnson almost died, and they were preparing to annouce his death at one point.
www.nbcnews.com

U.K.’s Boris Johnson says doctors prepared to announce his death as he fought COVID-19

Johnson said he was "in denial" and he initially brushed off the seriousness of the situation when he tested positive for the virus in late March.
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Having access to good medical care isn't a guarantee of recovery, especially when you're 74 years old and obese. Coronavirus isn't a big deal for most people, but both Biden and Trump are old as fuck. I can honestly see this thing going either way.
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In Boris' case he got it being an arsehole running up and down hospitals shaking nurses hands. He got through it as did all the other people in his party who got infected, but fuck there was a period of time where everyone was on standby waiting to see if someone else wash going to take over.
 
Sam Losco said:
Holy shit. What if Trump and Biden both die before the election. What happens then?
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And this is how we end up with Pence vs Harris.

2020 has been a cruel mistress. She has come to take our beloved God Emperor away.

I mean, at least we know Trump has all the hydroxychloroquine. Make sure you take it with zinc!
 
OH
FUCKING
SHIT

THIS IS ONE HELL OF AN OCTOBER SURPRISE

HOLY SHIT, IRL AMERICAN POLITICS HAS BETTER TWISTS AND TURNS THAN ACTUAL TV DRAMAS
 
Lodoss Warrior said:
Considering the only comorbidity Trump has going for him is being overweight, I’d wager he’s on the better side of the 95 or so percent. No signs of diabetes, heart issues, or lung weakness.

Still too high not to shake up public panic, but what a chad move would it be if Trump laughs it off?
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Also he wasn't a smoker, never drank, and the only drug he's used, that we know of, is caffeine.
 
The Last Stand said:
If Trump does pull through, maybe he will take Coronavirus more seriously for the country's sake.

First Boogie shooting at somebody, now Trump has Corona. 2020 is just full of surprises. And October just started.
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We're not even in the sign of Scorpio yet (which is proper "October").
 
Coffee Druid said:
I see lol. Yeah, the TDS people I know will be happy. Though with that coughing video of Biden I'm not so sure he's free of the coof. Maybe the debate just took his voice away.

This year. Goddamn.
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Not even just "happy", but celebrating. I get having a laugh but the smugness from TDS can be disgusting to witness.
 
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