🎨 Artcow Ken Penders - Former Archie Sonic Comic Writer/Artist

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And there is a reason for that because Democrats are plump and unattractive where as conservatives are not it’s a lot of self projecting to make them feel good
I think there is study out there talking about how conservatives are better looking
I'm guessing you've never been anywhere near the American midwest or south?
 
You can't really generalize all conservatives as thin and beautiful because there's white trash and rednecks.

The only difference is that the left has body positivity as an excuse not to lose weight.
 
True equality is realizing that fat, ugly people can have any political beliefs across the spectrum... and anybody can be retarded enough to think that having a set of beliefs ties directly into looking a certain way because they get all their info on the outside world from fucking memes.
 
True equality is realizing that fat, ugly people can have any political beliefs across the spectrum... and anybody can be retarded enough to think that having a set of beliefs ties directly into looking a certain way because they get all their info on the outside world from fucking memes.
Plus everybody knows all the thin beautiful people are actually in support of returning to a feudal monarchy akin to early Europe.
 
True equality is realizing that fat, ugly people can have any political beliefs across the spectrum... and anybody can be retarded enough to think that having a set of beliefs ties directly into looking a certain way because they get all their info on the outside world from fucking memes.

So that means that Ken can have a chance at being the next president?
 
Plus everybody knows all the thin beautiful people are actually in support of returning to a feudal monarchy akin to early Europe.

Fuck you faggot all I know about thin beautiful people is they all agree entirely with my political opinions!
 
Fuck you faggot all I know about thin beautiful people is they all agree entirely with my political opinions!
Get fucked you vapid slut! Thin and beautiful people actually support a political regime characterized by pastoralism and a decentralized patrilineal system of clans with counselors appointed by the great Khan regardless of race or creed.

Fucking pleb.
 
Isn't this guy married with kids? How does his wife feel about her husband sperging over children's cartoons on twitter all day?
Kinda like how some people gradually gain weight that they can’t register that they’ve gotten fat, maybe Ken’s craziness wasn’t pronounced enough in his courting days to serve as a red flag.
 
Christ, I remember reading the Sonic Archie comics during Penders' tenure and thinking the stories were sooo cool and grown-up for no reason except they were convoluted and he liked to kill off characters sometimes (only to conveniently revive them somehow a few issues later). That said, I had no idea what the fuck was happening half the time because the plot was so unnecessarily complicated and he had a huge menagerie of OCs that all looked the same.

Knowing how shitty he is towards publishers, how exactly does Ken plan to distribute his Julie Su (?) comic? Would any publisher dare touch that pile of shit, considering it looks like trash AND it's made by a guy who will try to sue you if you so much as breathe the wrong way? Will he relegate himself to lolselfpublishing?
 
Christ, I remember reading the Sonic Archie comics during Penders' tenure and thinking the stories were sooo cool and grown-up for no reason except they were convoluted and he liked to kill off characters sometimes (only to conveniently revive them somehow a few issues later). That said, I had no idea what the fuck was happening half the time because the plot was so unnecessarily complicated and he had a huge menagerie of OCs that all looked the same.

Knowing how shitty he is towards publishers, how exactly does Ken plan to distribute his Julie Su (?) comic? Would any publisher dare touch that pile of shit, considering it looks like trash AND it's made by a guy who will try to sue you if you so much as breathe the wrong way? Will he relegate himself to lolselfpublishing?
As a last resort, maybe. Does he still give enough of a shit about it to even bother?
 
Christ, I remember reading the Sonic Archie comics during Penders' tenure and thinking the stories were sooo cool and grown-up for no reason except they were convoluted and he liked to kill off characters sometimes (only to conveniently revive them somehow a few issues later).
I’m going to give Penders a mild defense here since he was dealing with a license owner that seemed to sway between outright ignoring their work and besetting them with a bunch of arbitrary demands. For example, Princess Sally was supposed to die at the beginning of the Endgame arc, but Sega asked that the ending be rewritten to bring her back at the end of the story. And then you have the case where Sega didn’t give Archie any materials for Sonic Adventure, so one of the artists imported the game from Japan, recorded his gameplay footage, and sent it and a rough story outline to Penders so they could make a tie-in comic.
 
Ken’s masked has slipped and he admits it
What a dick
This was right after the announcement that Trump tested positive for COVID
 

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Ken’s masked has slipped and he admits it
What a dick
This was right after the announcement that Trump tested positive for COVID

Funny how members of the "right side of history" crowd always end up sounding like psychoparhs.
 
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