Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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anti SJW said:
Once Barb is gone and Chris is out of that house, what are the chances the bank declares it loss and demolishes the house and puts up something new because all the damage from the hoard and neglect?
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Depends how fucked up it is and whether the damage is structural. It's been repaired fairly recently. Barb is a hoarder but they don't have a huge number of animals, so even if they're shitting all over the place, it might not have caused any actual structural damage. It will depend solely on whether the property is worth more with or without the house on it, and whether removing the house is worth the cost of doing it.
 
Not super relevant to Barb but it will be a consequence in the aftermath of her death, but has anyone brought up the question before about what's going to be the result with all the animals in the hoard once Barb croaks? I haven't seen this question much after browsing a fair few pages.

I'm assuming he has a fair few cats that are alive (At least 4 that we know of) in the house rummaging through the piles of rubbish for scraps while his two dogs piss and shit all over the house whilst continuing to put on weight and bark and howl from extreme boredom. But he also has some cats that hang around his house as well under it that are strays and we know he's taken a few straggler kittens as well who have dared wondering in that biohazard for sustenance, some to die off within a few weeks, while for others only making it for a few months (Probably due to the poor hygiene conditions inside all those rooms and none of the cats having any sort of injections and having a developing immune system at that age).

So when the inevitable day happens and Barb dies and he eventually has to leave the house, what exactly do you think is going to be the end result with most of his animals? We don't really know how much of a close emotional attachment he has to most of his cats, he seems to pretty neglectful when it comes to looking after them when any serious health needs that have arisen (sometimes he's begged for money in order to get some medicine, only to actually end up scamming people, whilst other times his cats have gotten seriously injured and yet he's completely refused to take them to a vet). What's rather pathetic is that cats are not as particularly needy or dependent on people as much as dogs, they only need a place to shit, sleep, eat and play for a little bit and they are relatively happy, but the fact that he's had so many cats go missing, not surviving very long at all, or end up suffering sickness/injuries because of his neglect, makes me thing that he doesn't really have their safety or concerns on his mind at all and he's probably not going to be concerned about their welfare too much once he ends up getting kicked out, although I think it really depends on how much of a fuss he puts up to somehow take some of his cats along with some of the hoard and if people are able to help him take some of the cats, which probably won't happen.

His dogs are probably in for a worse predicament, we know he overfeeds them, has never walked them in his life, aren't very obedient (barking at strangers, howling because their bored) and he has shown in videos that he has verbally and physically abused them on multiple occasions. Considering these factors, he probably might be less inclined to take the dogs with him, and if the dogs do even have any slight attachment to Chris, it might sadden him somewhat because he has had them for a long time, but who knows, he might just see them as more of a nuisance and more emotional baggage weighing him down (especially once Barb dies) considering he cares so little for them, so he might just abandoned them, and they might just end up in a pound (for the better).

Those stray cats won't probably be any better off, to Chris it's like they don't exist and they're just waiting for the hand that feeds, once he's gone they'll probably just move on in the neighbourhood and leech off other houses (they probably do that already). So the future is looking pretty bleak for those fur balls as well, considering how much of a predicament it will be to take any sort of belongings out of the hoard that aren't clothes/small items, someone is going to have to help him move his stuff, he's probably too retarded to get someone around and convince them to help him out (probably without paying/compensating them) and that's probably at the bottom of his pecking order when it comes to responsibilities, oh wait he doesn't have at at this point anyway.

Looks like he will probably do fuck all and just dream about his dead dog patti as an OC which he reminisces about so much because his father took care of that dog, not him, so he's seen that dog as an absolute well behaved angel, unlike the uncivilised mutts he has now.
 
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AnOminous said:
They'll probably die.
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The cats might be taken in by a shelter, but the dogs? Oh hell no.

Those two will be put down faster than you can say “Euthanasia”.

They’re pretty feral and probably too old to train. (And even if they weren’t, who the hell would?)

SssneakySssnek said:
This topic needs to be closed what a constant circle of stupidity this is holy shit. I'm convinced now almost no one here is actually American, or they have some pretty sweet lives living in their parents house with hot pockets because Holy shit, maybe three people in here have any understanding of how anything works. Like "his case worker is gonna get him a substantial increase in tugboat cause he still has autism" LOL

At least it briefly went from "supermen are going to kick in the door with nets and take him to live in Disneyland because he's a step away from homelessness and he's drooling in the corner eating feces. He has a fire made from bills cause he doesn't know money!!!" To "Null has a super secret plan with an entire team, medical staff, and a billion dollar fund to get him antiautism surgery!!" That retard post was pretty good.

Inb4 "homeless n group home"
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Nah man... Just wait!

Null is going to fly in with a suitcase loaded with cash and a ten year plan, and get together with Chris’s caseworker (the one we’ve never heard about, who’ll triple the tugboat), and the local tard union.

They’ll all go to 14 Branchland Ct and go: “Chris! We got a lot of respect for your legacy and all your great content. Sit back, relax we’ll fix this!” And Chris will stay there until the end of time, loaded with tard-bucks. And every time he shits himself, local tard services will send out a cleanup crew to take care of it, because that’s how things work now.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
I'm in one now and it's nice. The problem is where Chris lives in Ruckersville, I don't think there's many subsidized options. Even best case scenario, it takes at a few months for the process to happen, and Chris will likely fuck up within that amount of time.
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I recall you talking about many strict and exhausting rules you were forced to follow (that was you, right?) Chris won't comply even for a week.
 
Fapcop said:
Chris would be either to live in a storage unit (lol!) or to get a camper/mobile home and live in that.
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I can't imagine Chris living in a studio or apartment unless there's a wrangler there to manage everything for him, so him living in a mobile home is feasible.
 
Flavius Anthemius said:
I don't think these sort of people who actually attempt to do this don't really know what they'll be in for, imagine trying to take care of an autistic deranged 40 year old man child who doesn't wash himself properly and does nothing except accumulate plastic junk around his house, has an incredibly poor diet and won't contribute to any sort of needs or concerns of his "carer" because of his incredible lack of concern or compassion for other people and their problems.

You'd have to have an extremely high tolerance to consider pampering someone like him and not expecting him to pull his weight in any way around his living quarters. For each person that tries to do this, it will end in disaster every time.

Maybe dumping him in a retard house probably is the best thing for him in the longrun.
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for group homes, they usually only accept the worst of cases. I’m sure Chris won’t fit it. if he gets too bad, they could always put him in a state hospital for a little bit, but that’s not permanent However, State hospitals usually have some resources that could help him into a group home for a bit then help him find a place to live by himself. However, this means he have to find work and act like an adult which we all know that won’t happen.
 
Fapcop said:
Nah man... Just wait!

Null is going to fly in with a suitcase loaded with cash and a ten year plan, and get together with Chris’s caseworker (the one we’ve never heard about, who’ll triple the tugboat), and the local tard union.

They’ll all go to 14 Branchland Ct and go: “Chris! We got a lot of respect for your legacy and all your great content. Sit back, relax we’ll fix this!” And Chris will stay there until the end of time, loaded with tard-bucks. And every time he shits himself, local tard services will send out a cleanup crew to take care of it, because that’s how things work now.
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They'll also arrest Clyde Cash and all the other trolls and make them pay Chris $10 billion each
 
Horde will overtake @LegendaryChristorian /OPL before he saunters over to his bedroom to Rape Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Mewtwo, and Sylvana. And his new body pillow too.

His corpse will stink 14 BranchlandCt. And he'll probably plan it all so Virginia's local courts foreclose the property and begin the Homeless Saga.
 
Fapcop said:
He’s also not very likely to want to live with anyone else. He’s lived with his parents his entire life, is autistic and used to being by himself. In other words: I’m pretty sure the prospect of living with someone else scares/detests Chris as much as the prospect of having to live with Chris scares/detests us.
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No, he seems quite desperate & dependent.

All the other stuff you said is true, but I think the involuntary committal saga will come around after Barb's death, eventually.
 
Fapcop said:
The cats might be taken in by a shelter, but the dogs? Oh hell no.

Those two will be put down faster than you can say “Euthanasia”.

They’re pretty feral and probably too old to train. (And even if they weren’t, who the hell would?)
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Most of the time, shelters end up euthanizing adult cats. Adult cats do not sell as well as kittens do.

As for any dogs, they'll most likely be put down because iirc his dogs are old. Elder dogs don't normally find forever homes as easily as puppies. Older animals are usually given the death sentence...especially if they're difficult to work with or have any health problems that may be expensive.


SojuDrnkr said:
Chris knows that Barb is going to die very, very soon, that's why he's Trooning out; if he can't have Barb, he will become Barb.
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My girlfriend and I were discussing who Chris was going to "body-swap" with next, and she said she's convinced that Chris is going to pretend to be Barb once she passes because if she's alive in the other dimension then they can't take the house.
 
Nephilimkin said:
My girlfriend and I were discussing who Chris was going to "body-swap" with next, and she said she's convinced that Chris is going to pretend to be Barb once she passes because if she's alive in the other dimension then they can't take the house.
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It's crazy that you have a GF that's interested in Chris-Chan lore. I tried showing my wife a Classic Chris video and it made her depressed, then she told me I was fucked up for finding it funny.
 
SojuDrnkr said:
It's crazy that you have a GF that's interested in Chris-Chan lore. I tried showing my wife a Classic Chris video and it made her depressed, then she told me I was fucked up for finding it funny.
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My girlfriend isn't active in the lore, but she thinks he's hilarious to hear about and loves to get updated/random info dumped on about him. I'm lucky to have a GF that likes to laugh at autistmos as much as I do.

She has a point, though, with her limited knowledge of Chris she's convinced he's going to try to legally prove Barb is alive in CWCville therefor they can't technically foreclose the house. This would seem kinda whacky if he wasn't signing legal documents as "Chris Chan Sonichu"...
 
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