🦊 Furry Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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Is she just mad that most people, even the ones that don't like the Sequel trilogy, say that Adam Driver and his performance as Kylo Ren are the best part and deserved a better movie?

On that note, what exactly does she like about Rey, besides she's a woman who's really powerful with the force? Because the version from her fanfic seems like she just projected things she likes (Lesbian, long hair, """berserker""", etc.) onto Rey.

TSR is basically about Aliana (Lily) grooming the young, impressionable Rey into her dream-girl and turning her against all her friends and loved ones.
 
Is she just mad that most people, even the ones that don't like the Sequel trilogy, say that Adam Driver and his performance as Kylo Ren are the best part and deserved a better movie?

On that note, what exactly does she like about Rey, besides she's a woman who's really powerful with the force? Because the version from her fanfic seems like she just projected things she likes (Lesbian, long hair, """berserker""", etc.) onto Rey.

TSR is basically about Aliana (Lily) grooming the young, impressionable Rey into her dream-girl and turning her against all her friends and loved ones.
  1. People don't like Rey. This gives Lily moral superiority over others for "stanning" her
  2. Rey is a woman.
That's basically it.
 
(Fic name) is basically about stand-in (Lily) grooming the young, impressionable female character into her dream-girl and turning her against all her friends and loved ones.
Welcome to every story Lily has ever written.
 
Oh, are you that Opal fellow I've heard about?

And yes, one of the biggest things you ought to know about Jerry's audience is that they think he can do no wrong, and that's not a hyperbolic statement. I feel like he's convinced his fans that the world is out to get him cus he's trans, and that's why there are so many people who say bad things about him.

Case in point, nobody who watches him ever entertains a conversation about Stockholm. They'll either keep shifting the goalposts around or they won't accept any proof as evidence, because "the only reason you're accusing a transwoman of being a pedophile is because something something bathrooms!" (which is an actual defense Lizzy used)

It's not even like Jerry technically denies its existence either. He just has a policy of never, ever addressing old things that he wrote and pretending they don't exist, trying to erase all accountability he could possibly take from it.
I am Opal, yes. When you say she has a policy for not addressing her past, did she actually say that? Like, "Don't talk about my old behavior or you'll be banned."
 
I am Opal, yes. When you say she has a policy for not addressing her past, did she actually say that? Like, "Don't talk about my old behavior or you'll be banned."
Usually she'll just write the people off as idiots who don't know what they're talking about. I don't think she goes as far as to block or ban people because she likes getting a chance to point at people and call them stupid. If you go back and read through the previous threads you'll see multiple instances of her getting asks along the lines of 'you did this thing in the past, how do you justify it now/do you know how much of a hypocrite you are?' and she'll just throw out some random BS statement like 'look at this idiot talking about my past, the past is the past moron.'. And even that in itself is a hypocritical statement because she doesn't allow others to rectify things they've done in the past saying they should've known better in the first place.
 
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LOL, sure.
Also, so unbothered. Absolutely not reading the farms, yo.
 
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LOL, sure.
Also, so unbothered. Absolutely not reading the farms, yo.

I was literally just ranting to my S/O over how stupid her WoW self-insert was because she bastardizes azeroth and so many characters

for reference this rant was mostly sparked by these posts
https://lily-orchard.tumblr.com/pos...what-would-a-tropes-page-for-anevay-look-like
https://lily-orchard.tumblr.com/post/629393918179622912
https://lily-orchard.tumblr.com/post/628828039950843904

I know that the character is theoretically the champion of azeroth and thus is insanely powerful, and i dont actually have a problem with that, but she keeps writing the character so that everyone hates her and sees her as inferior even though?? thats not??? how someone??? whos saved the world multiple times???? would be treated???? ever??????
the more and more i see her write her WoW self insert the worse it gets
she has an alliance champion character too? and shes actually decent but shes not edgy so shes only brought up when shes like flirting with anevay or some shit but shes a nightelf??? and anevay?????? literally bombed teldrassil with glee?????????????????? i dont care how disconnected she might be from her people or whatever, anevay literally committed genocide agaisnt her race???? why tf are they sleeping together????????????????????? (i realize that the scene where they sleep together is set in a time before the burning of teldrassil but its still really weird to me)

she wrote a little short thing about anevay returning to the horde to return something before officially leaving the horde and she writes baine so that hes a hot head who cant control his temper and immediately wants to kill anevay upon her return but theres a female tauren there with him and she gives him a proper tongue lashing and then flirts with anevay and lets her go. because you cannot have a male character whos justifiably angry without them being put down by a strong woman, and of course all women are on anevays side because no women can be as bad as any man.
i dont even usually have a problem with strong women putting men down in books or stories?? but usually the guy deserves it by being a giant sexist prick or some shit??? but knowing its literally just because lily hates men makes me angry. but of course "not all men" because she likes nathanos whos a snide and cruel character that a majority of the player base doesnt like for one reason or another, which in lilys twisted, twisted mind, makes him a great character.

like ok if you had a base level knowledge of wow you might be able to brush it off and just be like 'protagonist is a little op but its still good' because i feel like thats how most of her fans are, infact i know it is bc every sylvanas video she puts out all the comments are like "i dont know anything about wow but they did her so dirty sylvanas is a queen!!!". but knowing shes just writing characters and the world however she wants to suit her power fantasy is infuriating because thats not how azeroth fucking works. azeroth is a dark but still insanely goofy planet but according to lily its depressing as hell and everything is intense and extremely dark all the time

she defends the horde and is like 'the horde is better than the alliance' and then writes a self insert fic where the horde hates her and is full of false praise??? she literally writes the alliance to treat their champion 10x better than the horde treats theirs but its bad because it is i guess
her alliance character literally hates anevay (apparently, which is why im so fucking confused lily wrote them flirting and sleeping together) but knows anevay wants to die so she refuses to kill anevay and rather goes after sylvanas (because shes the person anevay cares about the most) to take out her revenge on the ones who destroyed her home. which in my opinion is way more badass and like 10x cooler than whatever the fuck anevays doing. she also has the alliance at her side and is a friendly/neutral character who probably has many different allies and a ton of fun opportunity for character interactions on azeroth which is clearly what lily wants to focus on and not political jargan but noo she has to write about the suicidal elf whos just sad and wants to be a necrophile with her zombie queen while still being an ass to any man in power she meets.
i dont know how she managed to make the foil of her character way more interesting than the protagonist, shes literally writing fucking macbeth but badly. she has no real flaws i guess is what im saying which you cant do if youre trying to pull of a macbeth who is literally all flaws

from the short story fragments ive seen so far anevay:
-has no respect for authority
-cannot follow orders unless the orders are given by a woman
-is arrogant and rude to almost anyone she meets
-will kill with little regard just for fun
-is literally racist

but none of those things are written to be bad
-has no respect for authority but like thats actually cool because she told garrosh to shut up and thats cool she hates garrosh so its not bad
-cannot follow orders unless given by a woman but thats only because men are stupid and rash and cant make any good decisions on their own and they need a woman to tell them what to do
-is arrogant and rude to everyone she meets but its actually not bad because shes nice to the orcish gaurds and like under-paid workers, shes only rude to the big meanies and people she doesnt like and its ok because theyre all stinky anyways and they deserve it!!
-will kill with little regard just for fun because shes so fucking bad ass that no one an azeroth can step up to fight her hehe scrubs
-is literally racist but the night elves are kind of rude and tyrandes like angry and gross so its justified

Sorry for the long rant but the more i read the angrier i get, the fact that she so flippantly calls herself a good writer is so fucking funny and upsetting at the exact same time.
 
I am Opal, yes. When you say she has a policy for not addressing her past, did she actually say that? Like, "Don't talk about my old behavior or you'll be banned."
He's said something along the lines of "take whatever lessons you can from writing and then pretend it doesn't exist", I know the post exists but I really can't find it.

Otherwise if you even ask him about stockholm you're blocked or regarded as a transphobe

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LOL, sure.
Also, so unbothered. Absolutely not reading the farms, yo.
"I'm a damn good writer."

"I don't what you say"

So much of a damn good writer, he forgot to write "care" or "give a fuck". LMAO
 
Jerry is such a good writer that he has to bitch, whine, and cry whenever people ask him "stupid" questions about his story such as "why is this happening" or "why doesn't this make sense"?

It's so hilarious how badly he's trying to convince himself he has some sort of clout.
 
I am Opal, yes. When you say she has a policy for not addressing her past, did she actually say that? Like, "Don't talk about my old behavior or you'll be banned."
I can't speak for her Discord, but she regularly gets very upset about people bringing up her past actions and hypocrisies in her Ask box, or saying that you can't judge her by what she's done before (while intentionally hiding information about things like Stockholm), then turns around and judges other people by what they've done in the past.

I think the best thing to do to spread information -- and it's what you're already doing -- is to use her own words, especially for things that she refuses to acknowledge.

That said, Stockholm was... a while ago. It might be pertinent to look at some of Lily's 'Scars' AU. She could theoretically make an argument that she wrote Stockholm during a dumbass edgy teenager phase and has since renounced the whole thing (diciey at best, but possible), which could in turn make her audience still defend her. However, then you have some of the Scars AU posts, featuring Mags -- initially presented as a young girl -- dealing with an Oedipal complex and from a young age explicitly wanting to fuck her own mom.

It's no Stockholm, but she's written more than one vignette to that end and treats it like it's not only perfectly natural, but also a joke. Ascentia is just so hot her own daughter, who is like eight, wants to fuck her.

There are related scars!Mags posts that also reveal that she announced she was a lesbian at the age of three, and Lily arguing that a three-year-old would be fully aware of her romantic and sexual inclinations, subtly sexualizing a three year old child and before she goes on to do the aforementioned Oedipal complex.

Weirdly enough, this brings me to my favorite bit of Lily dialogue:
"She gay, you hot!"

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LOL, sure.
Also, so unbothered. Absolutely not reading the farms, yo.
I know dropping verbs is a common typo, but when you're bragging about being a good writer it behooves you to make sure you aren't saying something stupid.

But yeah, Lily? I'm assuming you mean the Gardevoir thing, and I hate to tell you this, but plenty of people have written Gardevoir romance and made people cry. I've read some really shitty fanfiction where the comments section is filled with people blubbering about some overblown, emotionally manipulative bullshit scene. It doesn't mean the writing was good, it means the audience was easy to play.

Funnily enough, Lily has previously said that making people cry is easy because it's easy to manipulate the audience and doesn't require a good writer to pull off. But now that she's done it, it means she's a good writer.
 
On that note, what exactly does she like about Rey, besides she's a woman who's really powerful with the force? Because the version from her fanfic seems like she just projected things she likes (Lesbian, long hair, """berserker""", etc.) onto Rey.
Same things that people like about Gohan from DragonBall Z:

She's a power fantasy that viewers like Jerry can project themselves onto, because Rey has little personality of their own to speak of.
 
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Expert advise from Lily "damn good writer" Orchard.
If there are certain ramifications to wanting to be with someone, just ignore them cause most couples
don't have to deal with them.

I'm wondering if this is her way of retconning that narrative black hole.
But also, if anyone remembers, when that raltz showed up it immediately bonded to Lily for whatever reason (you know instead of the adult of the same species) and Gardevoir tried to kill it.
It's obvious that bonding is nothing but a nuisance and causes nothing but problems, why does this story need it?
 
What part of this is suposed to make me cry? The part where G is too stupid to learn her lesson and gets herself rejected for the fifth time? The part where Liliana almost gets raped but it's okay, there is no everlasting trauma and G killed the attempted rapist anyway so it's fine? The part where G confessed to have mentally raped Liliana when she was a teen? The part where Liliana instantly forgives her because Mikaila made her feel like shit for being rightfully pissed off, which is a great message for survivors by the way? The part where G mindcontrols Liliana so she can do whatever she wants and that doesn't have bad connotations because Liliana is allergic to conflict? Or the part where the hybrid thing plays minecraft?

It's kinda hard to get emotionally invested on any drama that happens when you just know is never going to last or be brought up ever again.
 
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so Lily "the good writer" Orchard blames the tropes for these stories not working and even more says that it is "to normalize abuse and sexualize violence", but she doesn’t say what these stories do wrong in an individual case she just says that the trope "It's one of the most cliche, overdone, overrated, sanitized, devoid-of-creativity non-stories to have ever existed."

and that's the problem, Lily blames ideas and not execution, as if you can't be a bad writer if you use the "correct" tropes and those who use the "wrong" ones are pathetic and problematic

"enemy to loves" is tedious because she doesn't like the idea of people who disagree on lifestyles and beliefs having a healthy relationship
and likes "childhood friends" because in her view they would have the same personality (like CLily and G or Rey and Aliana at this point) and would never disagree
I even believe that Lily only likes lesbians because she thinks women are all the same
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Expert advise from Lily "damn good writer" Orchard.
If there are certain ramifications to wanting to be with someone, just ignore them cause most couples
don't have to deal with them.

I'm wondering if this is her way of retconning that narrative black hole.
But also, if anyone remembers, when that raltz showed up it immediately bonded to Lily for whatever reason (you know instead of the adult of the same species) and Gardevoir tried to kill it.
It's obvious that bonding is nothing but a nuisance and causes nothing but problems, why does this story need it?
and it just helps my point, Madhouse is the story of childhood friends with a psychic link to share thoughts and feelings and yet it’s one of the most toxic relationships that Lily constantly uses every possible and impossible defense (abuse apologist)
how did G, having this connection with CLily, made her suffer so much and was completely oblivious to her emotions?
and this is never adressed, because the trope is so wholesome that in Lily's mind this is not a problem

it is simultaneously Lily trying to control what people should write and like (just to please and validate her tastes) and one more way for her to say that she is a "good writer who takes risks" using other tropes in the most devoid-of-creativity and overdone way that she created her own "Lily Projection" trope style of story
 
i love lilys concept of trainer and pokemon having this intense bond with eachother where they can even talk to eachother telepathcally with nobody hearing them. Reminds me of a thing Maylene (pink haired fighting type gym leader from Sinnoh) had with her lucario in the anime-not the only example but meh.

i think this would be a coolthing for a fanfic. would it be op? no because even thought the opponent may npot know what youre going to do verbally there are plenty of pokemon whod just be able to take the hits and then punch back just as hard so you cant just fall back on being sly like this constanrtly. Imaginalmost ko ing a fighting type and then it counters you and you die.


Begin thinging your big as shit, nobody can stop you then bam- someone nocks you down a coupple of stories. and then you realize 'fuck, cant rely on this always' and then you go on a journey on how to be a compitent pokemon trainer and use this skill to its best but not as a safeguard.


but nope, were stuck with pedophili pokerape because lily doesnt know how to write lesbian romances without them being toxic and predatory in nature.
 
I was literally just ranting to my S/O over how stupid her WoW self-insert was because she bastardizes azeroth and so many characters

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From what I can gather, she has no real over-arching story for Anevay and jumps around a lot and just writes whatever she feels like writing at the time. Sometimes it's Warcraft 3-era stuff, sometimes it's Shadowlands, and ontop of that she jumps into different "timelines" like one where Anevay becomes warchief and kills Anduin without a second thought.

And, hoh boy, yeah, she really hates men and she is proud of showing it whenever she writes Warcraft stuff. She dumbs down and simplifies all male characters (except Nathanos) to be hot-headed dumbasses that are sexist. Like, Garrosh was a bastard, but it was never shown that he was sexist or had contempt for women. But suddenly he is because that allows Lily to put herself in that position: a strong woman being talked down to by a man. And so she's vicariously able to act out what she totally would do in that situation: beat the shit out of the dude and then everyone claps.

To me the most egregious writing is whenever she adds Anduin. She absolutely love to pile on strawman arguments onto him that no one is actually making. Like, in one or two blurbs she's written Anduin is insistent that he absolutely has to marry Sylvanas to ensure that the Horde and Alliance are one big happy family. And for some reason everyone is completely in agreement except Sylvanas and Anevay, who were secretly married long ago. It's just completely asinine.
 
The mating bond thing really has absolutely no purpose but to extend G's lifespan.... but Jerry also made up the lifespan. So like, what is even the point of any of it except needless angst? And maybe teasing the possibility of "fuck or die" trope he'll never actually do but desperately wants to.

Also fat!G has lived with them for like, a day? Maybe? The passage of time is very unclear since these assholes never leave the house. So she came over to stay for reasons I forgot, did an unfunny song and dance, made them breakfast once, and now G is basically talking about marriage. Is this- is this how all your relationships have gone, Jerry? It would explain a lot.
 
I was literally just ranting to my S/O over how stupid her WoW self-insert was because she bastardizes azeroth and so many characters

for reference this rant was mostly sparked by these posts
https://lily-orchard.tumblr.com/pos...what-would-a-tropes-page-for-anevay-look-like
https://lily-orchard.tumblr.com/post/629393918179622912
https://lily-orchard.tumblr.com/post/628828039950843904

I know that the character is theoretically the champion of azeroth and thus is insanely powerful, and i dont actually have a problem with that, but she keeps writing the character so that everyone hates her and sees her as inferior even though?? thats not??? how someone??? whos saved the world multiple times???? would be treated???? ever??????
the more and more i see her write her WoW self insert the worse it gets
she has an alliance champion character too? and shes actually decent but shes not edgy so shes only brought up when shes like flirting with anevay or some shit but shes a nightelf??? and anevay?????? literally bombed teldrassil with glee?????????????????? i dont care how disconnected she might be from her people or whatever, anevay literally committed genocide agaisnt her race???? why tf are they sleeping together????????????????????? (i realize that the scene where they sleep together is set in a time before the burning of teldrassil but its still really weird to me)

she wrote a little short thing about anevay returning to the horde to return something before officially leaving the horde and she writes baine so that hes a hot head who cant control his temper and immediately wants to kill anevay upon her return but theres a female tauren there with him and she gives him a proper tongue lashing and then flirts with anevay and lets her go. because you cannot have a male character whos justifiably angry without them being put down by a strong woman, and of course all women are on anevays side because no women can be as bad as any man.
i dont even usually have a problem with strong women putting men down in books or stories?? but usually the guy deserves it by being a giant sexist prick or some shit??? but knowing its literally just because lily hates men makes me angry. but of course "not all men" because she likes nathanos whos a snide and cruel character that a majority of the player base doesnt like for one reason or another, which in lilys twisted, twisted mind, makes him a great character.

like ok if you had a base level knowledge of wow you might be able to brush it off and just be like 'protagonist is a little op but its still good' because i feel like thats how most of her fans are, infact i know it is bc every sylvanas video she puts out all the comments are like "i dont know anything about wow but they did her so dirty sylvanas is a queen!!!". but knowing shes just writing characters and the world however she wants to suit her power fantasy is infuriating because thats not how azeroth fucking works. azeroth is a dark but still insanely goofy planet but according to lily its depressing as hell and everything is intense and extremely dark all the time

she defends the horde and is like 'the horde is better than the alliance' and then writes a self insert fic where the horde hates her and is full of false praise??? she literally writes the alliance to treat their champion 10x better than the horde treats theirs but its bad because it is i guess
her alliance character literally hates anevay (apparently, which is why im so fucking confused lily wrote them flirting and sleeping together) but knows anevay wants to die so she refuses to kill anevay and rather goes after sylvanas (because shes the person anevay cares about the most) to take out her revenge on the ones who destroyed her home. which in my opinion is way more badass and like 10x cooler than whatever the fuck anevays doing. she also has the alliance at her side and is a friendly/neutral character who probably has many different allies and a ton of fun opportunity for character interactions on azeroth which is clearly what lily wants to focus on and not political jargan but noo she has to write about the suicidal elf whos just sad and wants to be a necrophile with her zombie queen while still being an ass to any man in power she meets.
i dont know how she managed to make the foil of her character way more interesting than the protagonist, shes literally writing fucking macbeth but badly. she has no real flaws i guess is what im saying which you cant do if youre trying to pull of a macbeth who is literally all flaws

from the short story fragments ive seen so far anevay:
-has no respect for authority
-cannot follow orders unless the orders are given by a woman
-is arrogant and rude to almost anyone she meets
-will kill with little regard just for fun
-is literally racist

but none of those things are written to be bad
-has no respect for authority but like thats actually cool because she told garrosh to shut up and thats cool she hates garrosh so its not bad
-cannot follow orders unless given by a woman but thats only because men are stupid and rash and cant make any good decisions on their own and they need a woman to tell them what to do
-is arrogant and rude to everyone she meets but its actually not bad because shes nice to the orcish gaurds and like under-paid workers, shes only rude to the big meanies and people she doesnt like and its ok because theyre all stinky anyways and they deserve it!!
-will kill with little regard just for fun because shes so fucking bad ass that no one an azeroth can step up to fight her hehe scrubs
-is literally racist but the night elves are kind of rude and tyrandes like angry and gross so its justified

Sorry for the long rant but the more i read the angrier i get, the fact that she so flippantly calls herself a good writer is so fucking funny and upsetting at the exact same time.

I know that the character is theoretically the champion of azeroth and thus is insanely powerful, and i dont actually have a problem with that, but she keeps writing the character so that everyone hates her and sees her as inferior even though?? thats not??? how someone??? whos saved the world multiple times???? would be treated???? ever??????
the more and more i see her write her WoW self insert the worse it gets

That's probably because Lily has a tremendous victim and persecution complex and therefor all of her self-inserts have to be victims as well
Sith Girl? The poor innocent victim of Anti-Sith prejudice and Luke Skywalker
Lord Ryder? The poor innocent victim of GOD himself
That one red-headed Val'kyr who Lily actually referred to as her self-insert? Somehow the abuse victim of Twilight Sparkle
Yeah, a million year old, ultra-powerful warrior-angel-zombie, was somehow abused by a tiny purple pony in (at most) her mid-twenties, whose primary character traits are being a nerd, and liking to make friends.


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LOL, sure.
Also, so unbothered. Absolutely not reading the farms, yo.

For a 14-year old who's writing her first fanfics in the form of self-indulgent power fantasies? Yeah, you're a good writer. You can at least manage proper grammar most times.
For a woman in her late 20s who has over a decade of active writing experience? You're a horrible writer.
Your plots are samey, poorly constructed and boring.
Your characters are, without fail, self-indulgent power fantasy Mary Sues, who only exist to either be worshipped by the characters you like, or dunk on the characters you dislike.
And you clearly only write for the attention, rather than out of any enjoyment of the craft itself, considering that you cancelled your WoW fic because not enough people were kissing your ass over it.

The mating bond thing really has absolutely no purpose but to extend G's lifespan.... but Jerry also made up the lifespan. So like, what is even the point of any of it except needless angst? And maybe teasing the possibility of "fuck or die" trope he'll never actually do but desperately wants to.

Also fat!G has lived with them for like, a day? Maybe? The passage of time is very unclear since these assholes never leave the house. So she came over to stay for reasons I forgot, did an unfunny song and dance, made them breakfast once, and now G is basically talking about marriage. Is this- is this how all your relationships have gone, Jerry? It would explain a lot.

The needless angst is the entire point. Everything happening in that comic is 100% for the sole purpose of generating pointless melodrama because that somehow gets Lily's dick hard. I'm pretty sure she even admitted at one point or another that she writes melodrama for the sake of melodrama.

And considering that all of the people she dated were already fans before they even talked to her... yeah, she probably never actually had to go through the usual paces of getting to know them, spending time with them, actually building a relationship with them. She saw a fangirl artist willing to be her sex-and-art-dispenser and decided to go for it.

That's probably why she's so incredibly dismissive of such things as Sexual Tension, Romantic Chemistry and Actual Developement of the Relationship prior to the Hookup
She never had a proper one herself and thinks everyone just starts dating immediately without preamble, because they're already love in instant-tru-wuv.
 
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