🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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I didn't see this posted earlier but it seems @Ahalfwaycrook might get sent to the slammer
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https://twitter.com/mattwvickers/status/1306407268578021377 | ARCHIVE

Ralph should post up a picture of his "upgrade" since he wants to talk about his standards
 
“PAKISTANI BBW WIFE PEGS FAT RETARD WHITE CUCK GUNT HUSBAND”
#blackdildo #12inch #pegging #gunt #retard
 
@adezero so far has not answered what I believe is the most important question about Nora's dildo.

Was there a strap? Did Ralph want to emulate Daddy Diddler Dax so badly he requested Nora peg him?
 
Crystal Golem said:
What amuses me most is that ralph is so bad in bed that Nora had to purchase a sex toy in a foreign country. How embarrassing!
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Well considering the size of his microdick, it would take nothing short of an intervention from God for him to be able to actually pleasure a woman.
 
Chinese guy: Go ova dere wif shotgun, blow he head off, wango bango she back in compound
RE: what he would do if his daughter was in "the cluthches of the gunt"
 
Superman93 said:
Ade: "Ralph kept nora's vibrator and dildo"
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK RALPH WHO KEEPS THAT? :story:
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Who the fuck has a dildo at the house of the SO they get to see like 4 weeks out of the year at most? You think they'd be fucking like 5 times a day in that situation. Just more evidence that Ralph is impotent.
 
Why did this guy get muted lmao? Even the mods know Ralph is a cuck. Are you going to take that gunt?
 

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In case anyone is wondering, the reason Ralph is freaking out about having callers its because there are only 3 of them and none of them are gold star. LMFAO.
 
Gunt.Inc said:
The madman. How does he do it? things that had me laughing on the floor are somehow delivered in such a boring uninteresting way I can't even get a chuckle out. This feels so fake and plastic. Gator laugh might as well be added on through a soundboard.
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Because it's turned into a reaction show, and I couldn't think of a more boring react streamer than Ralph.
 
I can see the horrorshow headlines now for when that little bastard gets rescued by CPS.

"Father spent the diaper money on Makers Mark while the mother was too high on meth to notice."
 
Elric of Melnibone said:
In case anyone is wondering, the reason Ralph is freaking out about having callers its because there are only 3 of them and none of them are gold star. LMFAO.
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They're abandoning him.

Also, yes ralph. talk to the other man about how "most men like to fuck" That's totally not gay at all , talk to the guest about how much men love to fuck. Faggot.

Now he's gossiping about Kim and Kanye! More womanly behavior.
 
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