🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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I've been waiting for rackets to enter the fray, he painted a target on his back. Knoxville jokingly calling himself the king of ibs.
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Just the point I was going to make, Luke. He can't yell at us so he'll yell at Josh for having a platform. Bonus points for Gunt trying to use Vickers as a shield, saying he won't meet the child in an attempt to get us to back off.

We don't give a single solitary shit. Eat some more xanax.
 
Captain Manning said:
Nick is going to talk about this in just minute.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FmmiPKu2Q1g
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Ronspergations, Arguing with Idiots, Shooting in PA, Probably more!

Ok, we've got a bunch to cover, but let's talk about this latest round of word-vomit by Ron Toye, and then see where that takes us. Grab some whiskey and joi...
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It's happening! Maybe.
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I doubt it will be anything juicy.

Probably just "de-platforming is lame but you can come on my youtube to discuss it Ralph!"
 
High Tea said:
He thinks he's a super journo. But for every 'interview', he just sits there looking pensive or reading stuff on his phone, asking virtually no questions, and relying on the guest to just ramble for hours. So yeah, 'in depth interview'
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I always got a 'make a wish' vibe from the whole thing. He's not making a funny show, but he's not tearing into anyone, the times I listened it was like finding some kids in the broadcast room of the local jr. high, making their own nightly show. It's that inoffensive, flavorless jay leno vibe. Then again I haven't watched much.

In fact I only noticed Raluph when I heard he's double dipping some fat girls' cornhole.
 
Killstream Reeeeeecap 9/14/20
  • Ladies & gentlemen welcome to exhaustion I am your host really fucking tired
  • I tuned in at 9:45 PM to shillery
  • Bibble told Little to come back IRONICALLY you ayylawgs
  • Jared Holt (employed by Soros) sends email to Ralph about writing his "hitpiece"
  • Tbf Jared Holt sounds like a retard. He mangles Patrick Little quote & namedrops NZ mosque shooter Terrant apropos of nothing
  • Ralph calls Little schizophrenic & "nuttier than a Christmas fruitcake--NOT TO BE MEAN OR NUTHIN"
  • Scrubbed Little from the show & pretty much unpersoned him, says he'll never be back
  • Someone in chat tells Ralph to stop cucking, Ralph gets mad & tells him to stop watching & go read a book
  • THE FED HAS ARRIVED
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  • I have never seen a Neo-Nazi soyboy before, what the fuck is with that creepy pedo stache
  • "I knew I shouldn't say yes [to having Patrick Little come on]" Cut the crap, Ralph, you were falling over yourself begging him to come on.
  • "You can't punt the gunt? I like that! I should use that!"
  • Wine talk & 007 fanboyism with (((Richard B. Spencer)))
  • Spencer is a teensy bit bitter that Ralph "gives a platform to a man [Milo] bent on [Spencer's] personal destruction"
  • "We'll give everybody a platform! Well, not everybody. "
  • Milo's beef with Spencer is that he's just jealous of Spencer's sheer troll magnetism or something
  • Something something how the Alt-Right failed I don't fucking know
  • Spencer is sitting in the dark looking like a shitty edgy movie villain as he babbles about how Milo tried to co-opt the Alt-Right to be his personal army & Spencer was mad because the Alt-Right is SUPER SRS BSNS
  • THE ALT-RIGHT IS NOT HOMOSEXUAL ZIONISM
  • Ralph interrupts Spencer to passive-aggressively chide chat & "other podcast/talkshow programs" for saying the Killstream will self-destruct because the Killstream is ETERNAL
  • Richard Spencer uses TAWKSIC six times in one run-on sentence
  • Chat is wilding, they hate Spencer
  • Spencer is ridin' with Biden to "punish" Trump & those big meanie Republicans?
  • Alt-Right is stuck at the conservative "kiddie table" & no one takes them seriously (no shit) & "liberals are a more competent group of people."
  • Listening to this is making my eyes cross, I have no idea what the fuck he's on about it
  • Richard are you okay, Richard are you okay, are you okay Richard
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  • Pretty much all of chat in a nutshell
  • Bismarkian Zionism neocon kiddie table buzzword buzzword
  • Maybe we can unite White America again with a national attack. Got any towers lying around?
  • Is it my imagination, or is Ralph looking particularly red-faced?
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  • Talking about Dune
  • "Dark Butters go ahead!" [Audio dies]
  • Caller calls in to get Spencer on the "Chimping Out with Isaac Jackson podcast," Ralph tells him to get his own guest
  • Dark Butters accuses Spencer of being a dirty lefty from the start & talks down to him the whole time. He seems mostly mad about muh 2A. HOW DARE SPENCER SUPPORT BIDEN, HE HATES GUNS & WANTS TO KILL BABIES. They then bicker back & forth about whether people are afraid of tough guy Dark Butters & his guns.
  • Ralph mentions Rekeita @'d him on Twitter. No context, he only says "just because Nick Rekeita keeps Josh Moon's dick in his mouth doesn't mean I will." Ralph looks fucking furious.
  • Ralph's head seriously looks like it's going to pop right off. Get your blood pressure under control nigga
  • I am legit falling asleep at this other caller, kissing Spencer's ass right out of the gate & boring boring boring
  • Ralph is barely paying attention now. To his credit he was pretty actively engaging with Spencer earlier, but something got under his skin & he's really distracted now
  • He confirms he's distracted because he's getting into it with Rekeita right now.
  • "Thank God for the Killstream audience, I hate everyone else on this earth." He sounds genuinely upset here, enough to send a pang through my cold black heart.
  • SouthernDago is on & he defends Ralph's actions re: the Patrick Little fiasco
  • Dingo jokes that there was a sperg on the call (Dark Butters) "& it wasn't even me this time!" Ralph is so upset he can barely chuckle.
  • SouthernDago kissing Spencer's ass, what a shock
  • Spencer is in Montana. Fucking why
  • There's a $93 meme people keep referencing, no idea what that's about
  • Ralph is all by himself tonight so he may wrap up early. Bibble & Gator left early & Warski isn't even coming on tonight
  • WE GOT A COKE BOTTLE! He was fiddling around with something off-camera so I'm thinking it's mixed with a little sum-sum
  • Another caller comes on to shit on Spencer & he is a GLOBALHOMO SLUG, SIR
  • Ralph admits to fucking around on Twitter & he doesn't usually do that. Pressing X
  • Ralph is finally reading the superchats I posted earlier
  • Ralph sounded so alert & excited at the start; he's so defeated now
  • Spencer peaces out
  • Ralph has perked up & is now very smug. Had a three-alarm fire going on Twitter & a lesser host would have had a meltdown, but not Ralph! Ralph is a professional! Guess he's got a bit of that life-giving elixir giving him a little pep in his step.
  • Chat sez Fuentes is now giving Ralph shit. Gee, Ralph, TWO Nicks?
  • "Fuck that low-life cuck piece of shit." --Destiny on Vaush. Based.
  • Andrew Gillium is bisexual now
  • Superchat: "Ethan has that 'I'm replying to Tweets' face." Even his paypigs are calling him out for fucking around on Twitter during the show
  • Ralph literally doesn't know what Fuentes said
  • HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE SAID, IT'S JUST WHAT CHAT SAID
  • A caller with garbled audio says "IT'S NOT JEWS THAT ARE THE PROBLEM, IT'S--" but it's unintelligible. He gets out "BEFORE YOU THROW ME OFF--" but his call (supposedly) cuts off by itself
  • Wohl supposedly staged an FBI raid to own the Washington Post but an actor ratted him out because he wasn't paid fast enough?
  • Trump clips, crowd chants "lock [Obama] up"
  • Romeo & Juliet sodomy with minors bill signed into law
  • PA Gov. Wolf's lockdown ruled unconstitutional
  • Carol Baskin is on Dancing With The Stars, dead husband's surviving daughters are mad
  • Guest roster
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  • good night, good luck
  • (No smug yelling over the outro, but he thanks supporters)
 
Fall is approaching, corn is starting to sleep before a snowy slumber, and a grifting lawyer is gonna cause the corn to be overly abundant to the point where even filthy crop farmers can’t gather enough for profit before the cold of the wind destroys it.
 
That was an exceptionally boring killstream. Bibble and Gator couldn't even be arsed to sit through the whole thing. Apologies if my rambling was cringe.
 
So i just go to catch some sleep for a bit before work and the pregnancy arc began. I wanna point out the fact how Gunty is going "muh child muh choices" and keeps being a piece of shit with his inlaws while most probably he is gonna raise it on welfare. So great, the American taxpayer gets to pay for the guntling, that 50k he claims to have in the bank wont even get him till labor. Most importantly can you imagine being the child of Ethan "Gunt" Ralph? Can you imagine growing up and eating at styrofoam plates and cups, having your father screaming into his mic all night about god knows what and your mother chained to her bedpost playing kingdom hearts. You dont even have your own room you are installed at Sandra's room that keeps asking her son to take her to dialysis after she is done with a day of looting and pillaging. Growing up you also realise there is a sextape of your mother that can be considered bestiality. What a great family to have around.
 
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