🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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I just told the +1 that Faith is pregnant. Pure fucking horror.

"Isn't he an alcoholic? And suffering extreme premature aging? Doesn't that give you a Downs or an autism kid?"
 
What are they going to name it? I forgot who said it but someone said Cornelius Ralph. I like it because corn but also it sounds like a southern dandy's name so the ralph line can continue their larp as dixie gentlemen.
 
I don't believe the pregnancy until I see a test. Gunt is backed so far into a corner he would say anything just to get a rise out of his opposition. And as far as false information to his probation/parole officer or whatever....all you literally have to do is show them the storyfire they showed on the PPP and Xander stream where he brags about "discovering" a vodka cranberry, among numerous other examples.

Gunty is flinging copious amounts of shit at the wall hoping something sticks.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
What are they going to name it? I forgot who said it but someone said Cornelius Ralph. I like it because corn but also it sounds like a southern dandy's name so the ralph line can continue their larp as dixie gentlemen.
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Depending on what colour it comes it, it could be Julius.
 
Rusty Fork said:
From https://www.parents.com/pregnancy/everything-pregnancy/dads-alcohol-habits-affect-fetus-too/

"Though it's not clear how much alcohol can make a difference, there seems to be an association between the risk of fetal alcohol syndrome and father's consumption of alcohol."
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The kind of woman who chooses a man who can't stop flaunting his drinking in front of her during her pregnancy will likely have self control issues with alcohol herself. Seems to apply in this case

Malaika said:
Well. This whole thing just stopped being funny for me. Ralph is an actual evil human being, Faith is a dumb lying whore, and that kid is completely and utterly fucked. Ralph might be quivering in joy like a sack of gelatin at the damage he's causing but he's pretty much sealed his fate now to only a number of bad endings to his life.

The only possible good ending left is that both faith and Ralph get themselves killed or thrown in prison after the kid is born while the kid gets taken care of by someone, anyone, else. And I say this without any attempt at humor.
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Yeah, but it's not a horror show we'll be able to look away from
 
That money in the bank is going to dry up real fucking quick if you're raising a kid. One hospital bill and you're instantly out 11k. I keep hearing he has 50k or so saved up. That's worthless in the face of a kid.
 
ClipBitch said:
That money in the bank is going to dry up real fucking quick if you're raising a kid. One hospital bill and you're instantly out 11k. I keep hearing he has 50k or so saved up. That's worthless in the face of a kid.
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50K MIGHT cover the first year, and that's a big might between all the new stuff to buy, hospital bills, and possible meds for babby or fai fai.
 
Crystal Golem said:
What are they going to name it? I forgot who said it but someone said Cornelius Ralph. I like it because corn but also it sounds like a southern dandy's name so the ralph line can continue their larp as dixie gentlemen.
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Rad Roberts Ralph.
 
Kaiser Aura said:
I don't believe the pregnancy until I see a test. Gunt is backed so far into a corner he would say anything just to get a rise out of his opposition. And as far as false information to his probation/parole officer or whatever....all you literally have to do is show them the storyfire they showed on the PPP and Xander stream where he brags about "discovering" a vodka cranberry, among numerous other examples.

Gunty is flinging copious amounts of shit at the wall hoping something sticks.
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I want to see a pregnancy test from a doctor with a full hormone panel. They're both sick fucked up grifters, if they're trying to extort her parents to see an imaginary grandbaby I would not be surprised at all.
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Rad Roberts Ralph.
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He'll name it something Roman like some faggot, like Canus (dog) or Bacchus (god of parties) or Victus (loser) or Coles (penis).
 
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