🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Gunt.Inc said:
Ralph texts to Mr vickers the mini gunt is here be prepared
edit it was sent to Mrs vickers not Mr vickers
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From https://www.parents.com/pregnancy/everything-pregnancy/dads-alcohol-habits-affect-fetus-too/

"Though it's not clear how much alcohol can make a difference, there seems to be an association between the risk of fetal alcohol syndrome and father's consumption of alcohol."
 
Imagine things are rocky with your daughter so you give her some space, hoping that moving out would do some good. She'd learn that work is tough and she would want to get her life back on track. You daydream about her returning home with a hug, excitedly telling you about the colleges she's applying to, and she even brought a promising young doctor boy to ask for her hand in marriage. You lean back in your chair, waiting for five o'clock, when the phone vibrates.

"She's carrying my child".

Your soul vomits.
 
Ralph has a major scoop and doesn't break it on his show? For shame.

Decent play by Ralph to send that to the Vickers to post, then claim that the parents violated his daughter's privacy for posting her medical status without her consent. Don't think anyone will really buy that though.
 
Well. This whole thing just stopped being funny for me. Ralph is an actual evil human being, Faith is a dumb lying whore, and that kid is completely and utterly fucked. Ralph might be quivering in joy like a sack of gelatin at the damage he's causing but he's pretty much sealed his fate now to only a number of bad endings to his life.

The only possible good ending left is that both faith and Ralph get themselves killed or thrown in prison after the kid is born while the kid gets taken care of by someone, anyone, else. And I say this without any attempt at humor.
 

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Literally impregnating your child bride to stick it to her parents. I honest to god didn't know Ralph was that type of rotten scum, I guess I was still a little naive.
 
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This killstream is so boring I can't even be arsed to listen to the audio myself. I hope the 20 some watching are enjoying themselves.
 
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