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As soon as you become a marxist, your opinion counts for like 1/4 of a normal human. I think I'm going to end up liking Skeptic's content more in the long run, because even though I think Greg's a contemptible fat fuck, he's more entertaining than shoe.
 
Laci seems much more fun than either other choice however these guys could get a non-famous girl with all their money too.
 
He finally uploaded his bigfoot video a day late. Just skimming it, he's autistically analyzing bigfoot evidence, and throwing in "the new science" that re-proves previously dis-proven theories.

I think his key theory is that "bigfoot is real" because the jiggle physics of bigfoot's titties would indicate real titties and not fake titties. Not joking, this is in the video. A bold move.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IPuCUnfKNao

Preg I think it's too late to get your own show on The History or Travel Channels.
 
History Channel edition!
How Greg sees himself:
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What Greg actually looks like:
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except he hasn't even published any wicca books
 
Didn't she say pedophilia is a kink?

I mean, I'm sure she meant to say that her relationship dynamic with Greg (daddy/little girl) is a kink and it wasn't indication of them being pedos -which is correct- but she's too stupid to make that point accurately.

Same for Vaush.

No wonder she likes the guy, both are too idiot to make coherent arguments and follow ideologies that they dont properly understand.
 
Didn't she say pedophilia is a kink?

I mean, I'm sure she meant to say that her relationship dynamic with Greg (daddy/little girl) is a kink and it wasn't indication of them being pedos -which is correct- but she's too stupid to make that point accurately.

Same for Vaush.

No wonder she likes the guy, both are too idiot to make coherent arguments and follow ideologies that they dont properly understand.
Yeah she did say that, but no it wasn't about her relationship. She was responding to someone who specifically asked her about her opinion on pedophilia. Vaush knew what he was saying as well.
 
Didn't she say pedophilia is a kink?

I mean, I'm sure she meant to say that her relationship dynamic with Greg (daddy/little girl) is a kink and it wasn't indication of them being pedos -which is correct- but she's too stupid to make that point accurately.

Same for Vaush.

No wonder she likes the guy, both are too idiot to make coherent arguments and follow ideologies that they dont properly understand.
Yeah, she said there are some people who really do harm children, and then others for whom pedophilia is a "side kink."
Which is basically just feeding into the MAP/NOMAP/"pedophilia is just a sexual orientation" crowd's arguments.
 
Did June's parents name her after the month she was born? It could explain a lot about her personality. I imagine she also grew up in a stereotypical Italian household where she was forced to eat lots of pasta linguine. No one told her that Mussolini started out as a socialist before switching to fascism, that it might help her avoid the same fate.

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Greg out living his best life, having fun talking about silly shit like big foot, while Shoe is left behind getting roasted for defending an amoral commie's pedo remarks.

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I like that Vaush's comment amounts to the classic pedoscum defence: "Oh no, s/he's really mature and knows what s/he's doing. If anything I am the victim, I've been seduced!"
 
Greg out living his best life, having fun talking about silly shit like big foot, while Shoe is left behind getting roasted for defending an amoral commie's pedo remarks.

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"Yes, because Socialism will automatically raise the IQ and maturity of children to that of an adults, for some reason, they should be free to fuck them in our Hyper gay communist utopia" - What Pedo communists/Pedo Socialists (who are actually communists) actually believe
 
Can't believe we have to be Team Greg now.

Right now, Greg is trying his damndest to break away from his political image. That automatically makes him the less awful one at the moment (until we see him flirting with jailbait online again, of course, lol).

As I said a few pages ago, at least Greg appears to have other interests and hobbies. With June, there is literally nothing to her but the internet and politics. That's every waking moment for her at this point. I honestly believe that this crazy bitch doesn't even watch movies or TV shows anymore; it's politics and memes all day long. It's beyond pathetic and super unattractive to any potential romantic partners or friendships.

Don't get me wrong, they were always wrong for each other ... But I really am starting to believe that June's behavior in the past year or two was the final nail in the coffin. We don't know for sure on who broke up with who, but I could easily picture one of these two scenarios: June getting increasingly assmad and spergy over slight political disagreements with Greg and then breaking up with him, and/or Greg reaching a breaking point about her behavior and then finally making the move to break up with her.
 
Greg out living his best life, having fun talking about silly shit like big foot, while Shoe is left behind getting roasted for defending an amoral commie's pedo remarks.

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"terribly executed point"
"the man never misses a beat"
Vaush will not be pleased. Someone's not getting those 1.5 inches of revolution.

Can't believe we have to be Team Greg now.
I'll root for the person earnestly trying to remake themselves and offer a dumb/in-good-fun product over the person simping for an obese NEET with terrible ideals based on nothing but his refusal to work.

June's out here proving the stereotype that women make terrible choices every time they're emotionally charged.
I may have been joking earlier but it's not hard to imagine her simping for Spoony in 4-5 years when breadtube goes the way of the Skeptics. There is no rock bottom for her.
 
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