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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
I dunno if Wiz is going to stick around from this point on or be a regular old sperg like Woody or Homer. You should neutralize him to make sure he doesn't upsurp you on the halal throne.
 
Connor please take another college course. Or watch Juno sometime this week. I'm not even asking you to do both, just one would be a step forward in the right direction.
 
Yeah, I remember taking a similar course as a gen ed. We didn't even really have to take notes. The professor would just hand us a page of what amounted to power point slides and that was what we were tested on.

Forgive me if this was covered earlier in the thread, but are you majoring in anything or just knocking out some gen eds before making a decision?
 
BatNapalm said:
Yeah, I remember taking a similar course as a gen ed. We didn't even really have to take notes. The professor would just hand us a page of what amounted to power point slides and that was what we were tested on.

Forgive me if this was covered earlier in the thread, but are you majoring in anything or just knocking out some gen eds before making a decision?
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I'm going for an Associate of Arts degree. After that, I'll probably go to USCB.
 
Connor said:
I'm going for an Associate of Arts degree. After that, I'll probably go to USCB.
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From my experience, there's usually there's a particular program attached to an Associate of Arts degree (like English, History, Communications, ect.) but I'm assuming this is just a general studies/liberal arts kind of thing. Hopefully it'll open some doors for you.
 
I really hope you aren't planning on doing one class at a time for the rest of your collegiate career. I calculated it earlier in the thread, and it would take you like twenty to thirty years to complete a BA/BS that way.
 
Connor said:
Western Civilization post-1689, an easy course. Oh, and if @Wizzrobe is still around, tell him not to pull that card.
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Jeez man, take a second course. Literally anything. Colleges have tons of bullshit courses you can take for fun (a friend of mine teaches a yoga class at my alma mater). Find something you think is cool and take it just for kicks - film studies, art history, geophysics - whatever.

I averaged 18-19 credits a semester through my BA (I think the least I ever did was 16). That's six or seven classes. You can do more than this, dude.
 
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