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https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/05/11/hollywood-celebs-defend-obama-as-trump-hammers-obamagate-scandal/

Team Obama, activate!

Left-wing Hollywood stars are rallying around Barack Obama as evidence mounts that the former president was involved in the failed take down Gen. Michael Flynn as well as a larger clandestine effort to derail the Trump presidency. President Donald Trump has repeatedly tweeted about a massive “Obamagate” scandal, saying that Obama and Joe Biden led the “most corrupt administration in U.S. history.”

“It was OBAMAGATE, and he and Sleepy Joe led the charge. The most corrupt administration in U.S. history!” the president tweeted on Monday.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1259867421676109824

Over the weekend, leaked audio footage emerged of Obama slamming Trump. The former president claimed that the Justice Department’s decision to abandon its prosecution of Flynn means that the “basic understanding of rule of law is at risk.” He also slammed President Trump’s handling of the coronavirus pandemic.

Loyal left-wing Hollywood celebrities have begun circling the wagons around Obama, playing defense as the #Obamagate hashtag trended on Twitter on Monday. Prominent entertainment figures including Ava DuVernay, Barbra Streisand, Patricia Arquette, and Jeffrey Wright have leapt to the former president’s aid, eager to downplay the gravity of the brewing scandal.

https://twitter.com/ava/status/1259714506738896898

https://twitter.com/ava/status/1259879144185159681

https://twitter.com/BarbraStreisand/status/1259312184804413442

https://twitter.com/PattyArquette/status/1259749976772472832

https://twitter.com/jfreewright/status/1259873241381863428

https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1259910863592599552

Chris Meloni on Twitter

“HELP ME! I’M RUNNING OUT OF DISTRACTIONS AND THINGS TO BLAME! https://t.co/QsaZpinaUr”

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George Takei on Twitter

“One of the most moving images from @BarackObama's presidency. What do you miss most about the Obama years? https://t.co/E5Q7kvTBTh”

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Sandra Bernhard on Twitter

“thank you Mr President i'm talking about @BarackObama https://t.co/qjGRhd3WTA”

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John Cusack on Twitter

“⬇️💯💯 https://t.co/twCBmVedls”

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Could this famous thing be upon us in the near future?

Spoiler

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

twitter is more obsessed with this pic tho.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

John is just mad because his penis remains in a jar somewhere.

 

[Green-Machine]

I saw a post on Twitter that said it looked like Bubble Buddy from Spongebob, and it got me curious

Spoiler: I'll have to say that I agree

 

[RodgerDodger]

How horrifying would you be to discover that Breanna Wu has your Dick Pics?

 

[Thumb Butler]

John is just mad because his penis remains in a jar somewhere.

He wishes.

Wu just had to share his stupid opinion.

 

[User names must be unique]

How do they know it's his?

 

[Red Hood]

Probably good that he waited till after his run as Captain Capeshit was over to share pics of his dong. Then again Disney doesn't do morality clauses like they used to, do they? I mean they brought James Gunn back.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

I was wondering what happened this morning. I felt a great disturbance in the Fandom, as if millions of Fangirls suddenly cried out in glee, but were suddenly silenced.

 

[Monika H.]

''accidentally''

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

How horrifying would you be to discover that Breanna Wu has your Dick Pics?

Bet he's pounding his stink ditch at the thought.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

This screams gay to me.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Me on the left.

 

[Happy Fish]

Oh, so it is that Chris Evans this time.

 

[Aqua Panda]

Honestly, any celebrity of this level should know better. Always have a backup burner phone and keep anything private on that. Never commingle stuff like that with stuff that will go to publicity accounts.

Also, cue the obvious joke: >yfw you have a larger dick than Captain America.

I expect the fangirls to effectively freak out, but in the grand scheme of things a male celebrity having nudes leak really isn't that big of a deal.

 

[Dom Cruise]

If you've got a decent sized one as he seems to then who cares if people see it? It's only embarrassing if it's small lol.

 

[Synth]

If you've got a decent sized one as he seems to then who cares if people see it? It's only embarrassing if it's small lol.

Nah, his dick is tiny as fuck. Everyone knows the average dick is seven inches flaccid and everyone on the internet is above average.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Every time I see a celebrity's ugly disfigured penis, I feel better about my slightly less ugly, mildly disfigured penis.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Nah, his dick is tiny as fuck. Everyone knows the average dick is seven inches flaccid and everyone on the internet is above average.

It's not massive, but it's definitely not "tiny as fuck", it doesn't seem like anything to be too ashamed of to me.

Also...

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

 

[Roast Chicken]

Chris Evans, huh? Finally, a penis of good stock. So tired of looking at Onision's strangled todger.

*opens spoiler* Oh. Why does the head look like a cowboy hat?