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🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.
Ladies & gentlemen welcome to my crippling nausea I am your host curled up in a fucking ball & hating my life
But that's okay I'm replaying Persona 3
RALPH HAS THE CWC SHIRT
Ralph & Ryan Dawson "two legends in our own right"
Ryan says "good to see you with your clothes on" lmao
Ralph was on Infowars with Harrison Smith, not his senpai Alex Jones
Dawson gives us the history of al-Qaeda
Now we have the entire fucking history of September 11th
Ralph turned on the Today Show during 9/11. "Do you support Matt Lauer? He exposed himself to people, too." Fucking coming in hard with those gunt/sextape jokes, goddamn.
Oh, got a Twitter alert.
Well.
Are ya winning, Ralph?
Ralph considered opening an OnlyFans "as a joke" haha wouldn't it be funny haha
OnlyFans would be an unbiased streaming platform apparently
Bibble is here
Ryan Dawson is in Japan apparently
Ryan doesn't want his kids being poisoned by the liberal American school system which is why he's in Japan?
CHILLSTREAMUNCUTALLONEWORD IS BACK UP
Ryan calls Tonka "Tanaka" & calls him a "Pretendian" lol
LAST NIGHT'S SHOW WAS A CLASSIC
"THIS IS NOT A CHRIS-CHAN SHIRT FUCK YOU BIBBLE"
The juice took down the USS Liberty
I'm shocked by the revelation that he hates juice, shocked I say
"Songbird McCain" sperging
Ralph is still defending the Chris-Chan shirt
More 9/11 history yaaaaaay
Fire suppression systems in the WTC were tampered with, apparently, which would totally help with a plane crashing into a building I guess
Ralph is reading something else because he grins at something while Ryan is talking about serious shit
9/11 speculation about Israelis trying to tie Hamas to al-Qaeda
Nice to see Ralph is fucking around on Twitter while at "work"
We invaded Afghanistan for their opium(???) Is Ryan going to tie this to the current opioid crisis?
Lmao yes
Ryan Dawson met Blue's Clues Steve in Japan & made him sing the mail song
Ryan interrupts himself for a Tulsi update
Gator is here
Talking about all the memos
Today I learned (((they))) are part of al-Qaeda
*children squabbling in the background
I really wanna know what Mr. Vickers found. I was hoping he could drop the Discord logs, but they're probably being used as evidence now
Talking about WWE & Chris Benoit
Ralph sez 950 on DLive. Almost one Sargon!
Well, sort of.
Andy is here, joy of joys
MK Ultra & psychological fads
Ryan Dawson on the sex tape: "someone """LEAKED""" it"
Ryan Dawson on women: "come to East Asia for good women, American women are ruined." Gross.
Girls on dating apps just want sugar daddies, apparently
Patrick Little(?) is on
He's transcribing all of Ryan Dawson's shit
TL;DR juice did 9/11 & the JFK assassination
He was bankrupt & 86k in debt because, uh, the juice
Little's been pretty much ignoring Ralph for two years despite being in constant contact with Dawson
Destiny MIGHT be coming on next Friday
On Destiny losing his Twitch partnership via email: "yeah, that's what I saw." On Kiwi Farms, no doubt, since it's on the front page
All JQ, all the time
I swear to God I'm listening to two grown met flirt with each other over juice while Ralph sits there like a third wheel
Fuck me I was trying to listen & game at the same time & lost two hours of progress dying from a stupid mistake, fuck me
TL;DR it's juice, juice all the way down
The juice are super-hacking your phones & keeping you from making 911 calls. What the fuck am I listening to
I guess (((they))) run the media, except for professional wrestling because uh
Christ Almighty, I feel a migraine coming on
Gator is doing Jim impressions, check that off on your bingo card @Sam Losco
Richard Spencer on Monday? I don't know if I can handle that
DLive stream keeps stuttering on the outro. Did (((they))) get Ralph?
Oop. Stream is offline now. Either Ralph's computer took a shit or DLive thought this was too spicy.
Ralph & Ryan Dawson "two legends in our own right"
Ryan says "good to see you with your clothes on" lmao
Ralph was on Infowars with Harrison Smith, not his senpai Alex Jones
Dawson gives us the history of al-Qaeda
Now we have the entire fucking history of September 11th
Ralph turned on the Today Show during 9/11. "Do you support Matt Lauer? He exposed himself to people, too." Fucking coming in hard with those gunt/sextape jokes, goddamn.
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