🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Vibe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd4WUupTWXo
 
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I cleaned it up a bit more, lightened it and cut it out for a "Ralph Riding Things" exploitable (a-la Paula Deen):
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edit: holy shit his feet are fuckin' red
 
I'm conflicted. I don't know which side of this stream is more worthy of having a SWAT team blow open the door with breaching charges and shoot everybody.

Ralph is so passive right now with respect to this "guest."
 
Ralph is hammered as fuck right now. Starts at 11 seconds.
















Also Dispatch you are a disgrace! How am I supposed to cap this crap when you're bouncing around looking at other shit?!
 
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LMAO WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
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His father should have beat the shit out of him instead of standing beside him hollering MUH FREE SPEECH when he was going around school talking about how he sympathizes with school shooters.

Everything below is degenerate trash. NSFW, NSFL. You were warned.

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It goes on for another four minutes, I can't watch this trash and I don't know how to rip a TS file. His coom face is the stuff of nightmares.
 
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Ralph ...... if this isnt aborted i dont know what is, youre talking to jewish chomos for lemons and had to mass ban your own chat
 
Killstream Reeeeeecap 9/10/20
  • 9:55 PM & we're live
  • Ralph flubbed his intro by giving the wrong date & was echoing the whole time. R E V E R B
  • The great Cuties debate, cont'd
  • Larry is here, great
  • Tentative guest roster
  • Ralph is bashing Vaush's relationship as codependent. Ralph is.
  • Kevin Michael whoever is here
  • But tech problems
  • Chillstream is also down
  • Now he's here
  • LOL JUST KIDDING
  • Larry & Gator are giggling & Ralph is getting mad
  • The guest can't just call in because he's out of minutes on his phone, what the fuck?
  • He can barely hear Ralph. Lol so can we
  • Oh, he's a fucking old guy. No wonder.
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  • Put some more minutes on your Jitterbug, Grandpa
  • Gramps is an old TV producer & cohosted some Internet show before he was ousted by his cohost(?)
  • Grandpa is kino & is bringing those hot takes about the hypocrisy of Hollywood
  • We're talking about that the Machiavellians, "elites," & boring
  • Ralph is not paying attention at all
  • The panel talks about how Trump can save America
  • Superchat asks Grandpa to angrily say "inconceivable!" which he does, to his credit
  • Yes it's a Princess Bride joke
  • "THINK OF ALL THE LEGENDARY SHOWS WE PUT ON FOR YOU"
  • Make Canada 97% White Again
  • Callers are boring
  • Bibble is here now
  • Andy muted somebody
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  • Andy gets mad at Slaglust & says he's going to murder him
  • Soyboy guest
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  • "Ralph's Ninjet flying!" "Wanna fly myself into the Twin Towers. . ." Already done, Ralph
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  • Ralph is going to talk about Gamergate lore tomorrow.
  • They're watching the guest's 24-minute review video. He has all the charisma of a bag of wet sand.
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  • Guest is being a pedantic asshole. "They're not spreading their cheeks [like Andy says], they're spreading their legs."
  • Ralph yells at mods in chat to bring the hammer down on "dumbasses"
  • This is Wet Sand Soyboy being pedantic & Andy yelling over him
  • Soy Boy says he's "somewhat attracted" to the girls in Cuties I want to die
  • Kyler plays the Law & Order transition gavel sound
  • boring boring boring (surprisingly)
  • Dingo's in the callroom? So much for distancing himself from Ralph
  • Dingo is trying to argue that all degeneracy started with Elvis shaking his hips on television in the 50's
  • SouthernDago has a shitfit, explicitly states he's a white supremacist, & ragequits
  • Vince James is here & is outraged because he has three kids
  • This is really fucking boring & keep nodding off
  • One thing that really irks me is that they are trying to hold a French movie to an American standard, because there's a huge cultural difference. Doesn't make Cuties any less squicky, though.
  • Now we're getting into thought crimes
  • Bye Vince James
  • Ralph has to put chat in 30-second slo-mo so he could mod
  • Bringing a caller in & he's LARPing as. . .something
  • We have a Brazilian caller now
  • Ralph is slurring really hard now
  • "Look guys, I don't know anything about anything" --Ethan Ralph, telling the truth for once
  • Chat has apparently found MrGirl/Max's PornHub activity
  • Goodnight, can't abort, etc.
 
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Gunt Slapped.
Fuck you guys, I'm starting to remember how to use Photoshop with each of these memes...
 
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