🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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gran_autismo said:
Jesus Christ what did he do? He's usually too busy being a legend in his own mind to be able to express regret, even if only as body language.
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I really really want to know the scum baggery that's gonna land him back in a jail cell. Look at him reading this thread as he seethes.
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Thank you for your service @Jester69 . Can you still stream in Ralphs timeslot? We need our kino from beating Gunt in viewership. If not you then one of you other kiwi's need to take over the timeslot for awhile.
 
lol ralph made 54 dollars today, hes going to prison today and hes 4 dollars short of the virginian minimum wage, the lowest in the country
 
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Step Away From The Melon said:
Vickers has an arsenal and seems like an alright fella.
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i for one hate vickers, i cant believe ralph thought we were friends with that fucking loser. i want it on any legal record that i think mr vickers is a faggot and a fucking nigger and i think i speak for the site when i say i heartily disavow him and avow ethan oliver ralph for helping us ruin faith's life and hes my favorite user with an account on kiwifarms @theralph

Damn how many alaogs have fallen to the gunts miasma of being an uninteresting fat fuck? various anons, robi, dispatch, ppp, po.
 
MeltyTW said:
i for one hate vickers, i cant believe ralph thought we were friends with that fucking loser. i want it on any legal record that i think mr vickers is a faggot and a fucking nigger and i think i speak for the site when i say i heartily disavow him and avow the gunt for helping us ruin faith's life

Damn how many alaogs have fallen to the gunts miasma of being an uninteresting fat fuck? various anons, robi, dispatch, ppp, po.
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I member Robbie and I miss the transformative gongs.
 
MeltyTW said:
i for one hate vickers, i cant believe ralph thought we were friends with that fucking loser. i want it on any legal record that i think mr vickers is a faggot and a fucking nigger and i think i speak for the site when i say i heartily disavow him and avow the gunt for helping us ruin faith's life

Damn how many alaogs have fallen to the gunts miasma of being an uninteresting fat fuck? various anons, robi, dispatch, ppp, po.
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Sorry, hes still my internet dad, the meme proves it. Cause Jimbo is gonna sadly die soon anyway.
 
Burger Fox said:
Sorry, hes still my internet dad, the meme proves it. Cause Jimbo is gonna sadly die soon anyway.
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well thankfully any judge will see that ethan is more strongly and favorably associated with us, the kiwifarms, and see his long near decades long history of posting and reading here and listing us as a great news source he uses all the time whereas vickers has no account and we constantly talk about him being sacrificed or how hes ruining his family
 
Is there anyone who can stand the extreme boredom? Anyone who finds watching paint dry or a 24 hour loop of C-SPAN to be the most exciting thing of all time? Or someone willing to get so wasted or high they can make this show entertaining without needing medical attention? Apparently governments should use ks as torture instead. Another one down.
 
MeltyTW said:
i for one hate vickers, i cant believe ralph thought we were friends with that fucking loser. i want it on any legal record that i think mr vickers is a faggot and a fucking nigger and i think i speak for the site when i say i heartily disavow him and avow the gunt for helping us ruin faith's life

Damn how many alaogs have fallen to the gunts miasma of being an uninteresting fat fuck? various anons, robi, dispatch, ppp, po.
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Man you have to remember how people regard politics and team sports: there's always your champion and the evil villain.

I don't think that the Vickers are bad people, but they're not great either. Put them next to Ralph and all his misdeeds though and they become saintly creatures and people get blinded by it. I still have no idea what the fuck I'd do if Faith was one of my kids, probably not make a website talking about how my daughter's a liar, a cheat and a thief or do Twitter battle with some fat faggot but who knows until you're in that situation. It's fucking insane.

Imagine everything is fine and then one day your kid goes missing, she's stolen her little brother's shoes and just taken off god knows where. And when you find her she leads you on this insane journey that starts with extorting money from you, drags you across the country on an emergency flight, she threatens suicide when caught in her lies and finishes with her escaping the loony bin and making a video with her reading some statement by a minor e-celeb lost boys cult leader accusing you of all kinds of crazy shit.

It's so fucked man. Thank god it's not my problem.
 
Mulp said:
PO quit! We need a new streamsniper who can stomach Ralph's boring as shit show.
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If PO is serious with the severity of the crime Ethan committed, he's probably going to jail with Tyrone.

Edit: I bet two kiwis that it has something to do with Fai Fai being underaged
 
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