🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 27 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 147 5.3%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 382 13.8%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 555 20.1%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 425 15.4%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 329 11.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 205 7.4%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 696 25.2%

  • Total voters
    2,766
Some dresses don’t translate well from animated doll (strawberry shortcake, for example) to human forms. And then beyond that, some dresses/styles/prints/fabrics don’t translate well from a size 2 or 10....up to a a size 26 or whatever shes at these days.

What part of herself does she want to show off? Her boobs are smaller than her stomach, so it’s not like those are even flattered by low cut things.
 
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This is all new shit - she had nothing like this at the old place. She's definitely got a sex work related Amazon wishlist, or a SD who is paying for this place.

If she was left to her own devices, it would be another 1-bedroom; she lived with Rylee in a 1-bed for years. But this time, Bowie very clearly has his own room - no more sleeping with Mama (and Jolene), because "company" is over.

And the covid test is also telling. She's got no fashion work in the pipeline. Somebody's asking for it.
 
When I first saw those photos, the bedroom struck me as something a stylist would put together really quickly for an Air B & B or similar type rental.
 
I think it's a knockoff of Garfield.

Tibetan tiger rugs have become trendy in the last few years. They’re based off of this traditional design:
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They’re now somewhat mass market; even Anthropologie has their own knockoff version. The Jungalow one Tess has retails for just under $250 dollars.

ETA that bed looks ridiculously small for Tess. That’s be like a normal sized person sleeping on a twin.
 
This is all new shit - she had nothing like this at the old place. She's definitely got a sex work related Amazon wishlist, or a SD who is paying for this place.

If she was left to her own devices, it would be another 1-bedroom; she lived with Rylee in a 1-bed for years. But this time, Bowie very clearly has his own room - no more sleeping with Mama (and Jolene), because "company" is over.

And the covid test is also telling. She's got no fashion work in the pipeline. Somebody's asking for it.
I would imagine LA has more than a few rich old dudes who have feeder/fat girl fetishes. I just wonder how they found out Tess was open for business. Maybe some dude she resisted until Jolene said she had to go? She certainly had to have offers over the years. Getting ever fatter and fatter in the public eye over the years must attract quite a few thirsty fetishists. She’s been courting the fetish crowd for years on her IG, it’s how she ended up with Nick after all
 
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LA is full of rich degenerates. At least she’s of legal age. I’ve had a pet theory that her sugar daddy pays her to act like a Mississippi hick stereotype and that’s why she is acting woke and that’s why she whines about trauma. She gets paid to act like white trash to titillate her sugar daddy and compensated for it by being woke.
 
The market of athletic wear for fat chicks so they can pretend to others on social media they work out is pretty expansive.
It’s also helped by the HAES movement which pretty much makes it a grave sin to even question how active someone claims to be. Additionally, activewear can be pretty comfortable and athileisure is trendy right now too. Finally, activewear is known for being super stretchy, which deathfats like because it means they can wear it longer compared to clothing that has less spandex (such as jeans).
 
I actually really like that floral sports bra. But it's sold out in everything except 3x and 4x. Also, it really looks like Tess needs to upgrade to 4x.
 
Finally, activewear is known for being super stretchy, which deathfats like because it means they can wear it longer compared to clothing that has less spandex (such as jeans).

I assume fats have to go through activewear faster because even though it’s stretchy, their expanding bulk means they’ll tear anything to shreds and the clothes won’t be able to hold up after a few wash cycles. So companies like Flabletics make more money off of fat people because they will buy more shitty fast fashion activewear.
 
I assume fats have to go through activewear faster because even though it’s stretchy, their expanding bulk means they’ll tear anything to shreds and the clothes won’t be able to hold up after a few wash cycles. So companies like Flabletics make more money off of fat people because they will buy more shitty fast fashion activewear.
Which is probably a big reason why big fast fashion companies cater to people like Tess. Funnily enough, despite Tess claiming to be “sticking it to the man” in her woke posting, she doesn’t grasp how her rampant consumerism is going against everything she claims to stand for. I really wouldn’t have as much of an issue if she weren’t an insufferable wokescold, but since she is, she needs to understand how staying fat and getting fatter is just playing into the hands of big pharma, fast fashion, and fast food/junk food manufacturers. This to me is one of the most hilarious things about Tess. Despite her attempts at helping others with her woke posts, she’s causing more damage to everything around her just by the lifestyle she chooses.
 
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