🌟 Internet Famous Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

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Phillybuster said:
Got a nice shitpost for ol' Jimbo today, since he clearly reads this thread. Brought to you by Netflix recommending I watch the SyFy show "Happy!" Not a groundbreaking must-watch show imo, but it's kept my attention for the dark n' edgy ride so far.

Anyways, episode 7 has this asshole:
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Not only does he wear magenta lipstick, he also runs a secret sex weirdo club where he dresses as a roach to be "swatted" at by a bunch of latex-clad fans.
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Some creepy Tellytubby ripoffs enter at one point, only for their faces to be unmasked to reveal giant, oily phalluses.

Now, I'm sure if you haven't watched this show, you're asking, "Phillybuster, how is this a shitpost when it's right up Jim's alley?" Because it's revealed that this asshole is blackmailing a mafia family to aid him in kid trafficking, and the Tellytubby monstrosities are normally part of his commercial child-friendly brand.

That's it, that's the shitpost, stemming from two assholes (one fictional, one irl) that wear magenta lipstick. How does my comedy routine rank, fellow Kiwis? 🐍
(it's also really late while I write this, so I won't blame anyone for thinking this was hella dumb)
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A little off topic, but the funny thing about this show is the 1st season is somewhat based on a One-shot comic off the same name. There have been some changes made with some stuff here and there, but around the 2nd season is where the show got weird and tried to make it's own "mythos" if you wanna call it that and then essentially got itself canned I believe.
 
I also need to add something. Wearing a skirt... Jim... you're fat. I'm fat too, but not as fat, but I can relate. It's breezy and unrestrictive. We don't like to wear tight clothing. Of course it fucking feels good. That's why I like kilts. But I'm not so fucking insecure with myself that I feel it qualifies me to be called anything but a god damn man.
 
Well, he's a failed man in every sense (including not even being enough for his fat, ugly wife) and honestly kind of looks like one of the fat, menopausal ladies with short thinning hair, glasses and big jowls I'd see in the church I frequented back in the day. Trooning out in his case isn't much worse than staying the way he is (though I believe he isn't being honest, and is just doing it to convince more woketards to give him money and to shield himself from potential attacks of the SJW mob, since as a white man it wouldn't take much for him to be cancelled).
 
BHWuser said:
I also need to add something. Wearing a skirt... Jim... you're fat. I'm fat too, but not as fat, but I can relate. It's breezy and unrestrictive. We don't like to wear tight clothing. Of course it fucking feels good. That's why I like kilts. But I'm not so fucking insecure with myself that I feel it qualifies me to be called anything but a god damn man.
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That's what really confuses me about this "gendertrash" reveal. With the limited context of his Tweets, it sounds like he tried on one piece of traditionally gendered clothing and assumed that he can't be a man anymore. Pretty insulting to all the crossdressers/drag queens/kilt wearers out there. I now fully understand Josh's side about trans identities from his old Pad stream.

(inb4 he Tweets that his filthy stalkers are being transphobic or something.)

The tired cat said:
A little off topic, but the funny thing about this show is the 1st season is somewhat based on a One-shot comic off the same name. There have been some changes made with some stuff here and there, but around the 2nd season is where the show got weird and tried to make it's own "mythos" if you wanna call it that and then essentially got itself canned I believe.
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Thanks for responding to my post that after getting some goddamn sleep, I feel is a bit cringé (oh god I can't remove it can I). All I can say is that I'm glad my expectations aren't high, so it can go as stupid as it wants, lol.
 
People are still talking about "hatching eggs"? Gross. Also if he fully troons out he will literally look just like his wife.

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The tired cat said:
A little off topic, but the funny thing about this show is the 1st season is somewhat based on a One-shot comic off the same name. There have been some changes made with some stuff here and there, but around the 2nd season is where the show got weird and tried to make it's own "mythos" if you wanna call it that and then essentially got itself canned I believe.
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Unlike Sterling, Happy! was killed off far too soon.

Christopher Meloni was made for that role.
 
Intelligent Calcium said:
People are still talking about "hatching eggs"? Gross. Also if he fully troons out he will literally look just like his wife.

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ex wife i'm pretty sure. He ent said shit about her or her son since moving to Philly. I assume he dumped her to chase his totes legit wrestling career and now that fell through hes just gender bending with his room mate Justin.
 
Trigger Me Timbers said:
ex wife i'm pretty sure. He ent said shit about her or her son since moving to Philly. I assume he dumped her to chase his totes legit wrestling career and now that fell through hes just gender bending with his room mate Justin.
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His wrestling is over? is this confirmed?

I ask because on his twitter he still lists his wrestling gigs, and he is posting promos four days ago.
 
Bolo said:
His wrestling is over? is this confirmed?

I ask because on his twitter he still lists his wrestling gigs, and he is posting promos four days ago.
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I could be mistaken, but I think a little while back, he vague tweeted something about leaving his current wrestling venue because of bigots(?) or something like that. If this isn't some fever dream I had, it came off as he/someone he agreed with tried injected political correctness into the venue and was shut down.

Someone either confirm it wasn't a fever dream, or correct me.
 
Dumpster dived waifu said:
I could be mistaken, but I think a little while back, he vague tweeted something about leaving his current wrestling venue because of bigots(?) or something like that. If this isn't some fever dream I had, it came off as he/someone he agreed with tried injected political correctness into the venue and was shut down.

Someone either confirm it wasn't a fever dream, or correct me.
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He quickly brought up the venue getting shut down in one of his five thousand videos about icky Capitalism. Lucky for you, I was able to track down the specific clip!
(time stamp at 2:27 if the video isn't already there)
 
Jim with all his qualms about capitalism really isn't cut out for wrestling, a profession know to pay you as little as $50 a night to get your body torn up.

That's besides his obvious obesity issues.
 
White Devil said:
Jim with all his qualms about capitalism really isn't cut out for wrestling, a profession know to pay you as little as $50 a night to get your body torn up.

That's besides his obvious obesity issues.
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You'd think the obvious red flag for Jim would be his complete inability to do any of the selling required from wrestling. He's too fucking fat and out of shape to help wrestlers choke slam his ass through a table.
 
Curious if there are any Kojima Kiwis who can help me Mythbust an ancient Jim video? My question: how accurate is his analysis of Quiet?


Context: I can talk about character design for ages because I'm a tard like that, so this video has always stuck in my memory. I didn't grow up with Playstation, and the MGS games are on a laundry list of stuff I want to play.

TL;DW summary: "She breathes through her skin" joke originates here. According to Jim, Kojima "fucked up" by trying to give deep meaningful reasons for cheap fanservice. He points to stuff like Onichambara as sleaze done right.

If that's true, I honestly agree. Put juicy boobs in your game simply 'cuz you like them (point blank period). Exhaustive character bios aren't always necessary for their designs.

But since Jim has misreported on stuff as simple as MK11's price tags, I've grown leery to the accuracy of this video. The fact you can unlock more clothes for Quiet makes me think there's a meta joke/concept he missed in MGSV.
 
Phillybuster said:
Curious if there are any Kojima Kiwis who can help me Mythbust an ancient Jim video? My question: how accurate is his analysis of Quiet?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fy-FhExTY9M
Context: I can talk about character design for ages because I'm a tard like that, so this video has always stuck in my memory. I didn't grow up with Playstation, and the MGS games are on a laundry list of stuff I want to play.

TL;DW summary: "She breathes through her skin" joke originates here. According to Jim, Kojima "fucked up" by trying to give deep meaningful reasons for cheap fanservice. He points to stuff like Onichambara as sleaze done right.

If that's true, I honestly agree. Put juicy boobs in your game simply 'cuz you like them (point blank period). Exhaustive character bios aren't always necessary for their designs.

But since Jim has misreported on stuff as simple as MK11's price tags, I've grown leery to the accuracy of this video. The fact you can unlock more clothes for Quiet makes me think there's a meta joke/concept he missed in MGSV.
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Well, he is accurate that before the game came out, Genius Kojumbo posted a tweet saying something along the lines of "there's totally a good reason for her to be in a bikini". But with the super power of retrospect, I'd say he was just saying it so people would leave him alone only for the people bothered by Quiet to double down and use that weak excuse to further criticize.

Either way, nobody should care about the Quiet thing because like in past MGS games, it's some blatant fanservice.
 
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