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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 46 9.2%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 60 12.0%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 82 16.3%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 162 32.3%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 19 3.8%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 27 5.4%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 55 11.0%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 51 10.2%
  • Total voters
    502
I will never understand these people who scream "TRUMP BEING ELECTED WILL LITERALLY KILL ME!" then go on to dunk on Biden as if there's another choice. I think it shows that these transtrenders have zero skin in the game, because they are not and have never been discriminated against. If Trump being elected will lead to your death, vote for Biden. Unless you're just full of shit.
 
JaneThough said:
I will never understand these people who scream "TRUMP BEING ELECTED WILL LITERALLY KILL ME!" then go on to dunk on Biden as if there's another choice. I think it shows that these transtrenders have zero skin in the game, because they are not and have never been discriminated against. If Trump being elected will lead to your death, vote for Biden. Unless you're just full of shit.
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These are the people who have been shitting on centrism and centrists for these past four years, and they'd rather be shoah'd away by Orange Cheeto Hitler Bad Man Brunald Brumpft than admit there's some merit to centrism.
 
Rich Evans Apologist said:
Everything changed when the Kiwi Nation attacked.
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Twitter - Home. At least it was before Kiwifarms fucked everything up.

I still think it's extremely sad that he thinks the reason his life is going so poorly is due to the New Zealand Department of Agriculture. Lou, let me give you a bit of a hard truth: your life is your own doing. You're a fat, lazy slob that doesn't want to work and is a pathological liar. Get actual fucking mental help. Your mom might cry tears of joy if you told her you got a job.
 
Boris Blank's glass eye said:
These are the people who have been shitting on centrism and centrists for these past four years, and they'd rather be shoah'd away by Orange Cheeto Hitler Bad Man Brunald Brumpft than admit there's some merit to centrism.
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The less autistic viewpoint along those lines tends to be “trump emboldens retards who think he’s their golden messiah and they must go murder people in his name, centrists have a large tendency to only want the status quo maintained and no progress either way gets made, and Biden is just as much a part of the problem as trump is and the two party system has made sure it’s either one old dumbass or the other old dumbass”.

If they would just say that though instead of being dramawhores and “IM LITERALLY GONNA DIE THE WORLD IS GONNA END” they wouldn’t get as much twitter clout, and twitter clout is all that matters.
 
Lou’s Biggest Fan said:
The less autistic viewpoint along those lines tends to be “trump emboldens retards who think he’s their golden messiah and they must go murder people in his name, centrists have a large tendency to only want the status quo maintained and no progress either way gets made, and Biden is just as much a part of the problem as trump is and the two party system has made sure it’s either one old dumbass or the other old dumbass”.

If they would just say that though instead of being dramawhores and “IM LITERALLY GONNA DIE THE WORLD IS GONNA END” they wouldn’t get as much twitter clout, and twitter clout is all that matters.
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There's no problem with the less autistic viewpoint, assuming it's a fully formed opinion.

The room temperature IQ revolutionaries however have no fully formed opinions, they are usually regurgitating the party line du jour and whatever bullshit they've read on twatter dot com or any of the more editoralized "leftarded" sites.
To them, nuance is an exotic disease and they believe the Devil literally lives in the details.

This applies to both sides.
 
Boris Blank's glass eye said:
There's no problem with the less autistic viewpoint, assuming it's a fully formed opinion.

The room temperature IQ revolutionaries however have no fully formed opinions, they are usually regurgitating the party line du jour and whatever bullshit they've read on twatter dot com or any of the more editoralized "leftarded" sites.
To them, nuance is an exotic disease and they believe the Devil literally lives in the details.

This applies to both sides.
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Ultimately for me it all boils down to I don’t care who’s in charge as long as they don’t touch my paycheck and don’t try to force me to adhere to their version of the Bible. In the meantime I’m happy to sit back and watch cows tear eachother to shreds over it.

ThrowawayFurry said:
Twitter - Home. At least it was before Kiwifarms fucked everything up.

I still think it's extremely sad that he thinks the reason his life is going so poorly is due to the New Zealand Department of Agriculture. Lou, let me give you a bit of a hard truth: your life is your own doing. You're a fat, lazy slob that doesn't want to work and is a pathological liar. Get actual fucking mental help. Your mom might cry tears of joy if you told her you got a job.
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Lou, like most cows, fails to grasp that the entire point of the Farms is to simply archive the shit they actually say and laugh at it. Sometimes cows say smart shit, sometimes they’re pretty cool dudes, sometimes they get patted on the back for figuring shit out on their own. Usually they don’t though. And while sure there’s absolutely a lot of 4chan autists here that secretly ignore the no gayops rule and are here just to try to torment people, the majority of the kind wholesome kiwis are little more than passive observers, treating internet autism like a reality TV show.

The farms does not ruin people’s lives. The farms simply watches and mocks people as they destroy their own lives, and all it takes for the farms to lose interest is for a person to just go “huh maybe they have a point” and then stop being an internet autist. No more autism, no more content, no more post, no more thread.

But instead they use the farms as an easy thing to point the blame at, claim everything wrong in their lives is because there’s a forum with a few dozen nobodies just watching them from a distance, and that’s why everything goes wrong for them.
 
Norman B. Normal said:
Oh, this one's a trip. She's shadowbanned, so you have to go directly to her feed to see the posts, but she was lighting Lou up last night, complete with receipts:
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This is who we're dealing with, by the way.
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Nothing brings me greater satisfaction as a thread creator than knowing simply linking the OP is all it takes to completely shut down all of Louis's arguments and grifting attempts.

ArtisanOnion said:
Restart the clock boyes, identity crisis mode yet again.
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You probably wouldn’t get so much trouble associated with your name if you actually spent time trying to better yourself, like y’know.. focusing on yourself instead of fighting others, or finding work. Even with the pandemic I was able to find work, you literally have several options within walking distance.
Edit: I also just realized, it seems like their supposed friend’s responses make it seem like they’re starting to not give a shit about their difficulties, and when they say shit like this (among other things) in response I can’t blame them at all lmfao.

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New username is @Theeunknown23
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I'd love to hear his explanation as to how we had anything to do with his indecisiveness on which animal he wants to masturbate to.

Besides, we haven't done anything beyond making the information that he's already put out there more readily available. If it wasn't us, then the rumor mill would take care of it. At least we have concrete evidence, since otherwise you'd be relying on the tumultuous mercy of hearsay.

It's funny. When I told him to find steady work, cut soda out of his diet, and socialize off of the internet, he most likely interpreted it as an insult since it came from the big bad Kiwifarms meanie and ignored it. I really want to ask him, "if it came from a close friend, what reason would you have for discarding that advice?" The bitter irony is that despite how he tried to "trick" us into a deal of closing the thread at the horrific expense of...I guess being called "liars" for not following through on an amendment to the "deal" after the fact which was never agreed to, my advice was the actual secret to getting his thread to die off. And now I can only wonder if he'll sooner live the rest of his life doing the opposite of what I suggested solely to prove a point, even when he has everything in the world to gain from doing it.
 
"Then Kiwifarms came" could be a decent short story game. Like "Describe your favorite lolcow's journey in a tweet or less. But the last sentence has to be "Then kiwifarms came". It definitely is the best thing Lou's ever written.

Also, I don't know the furry rules, but do you masturbate to your avatar? Or AS your avatar? I thought that was the hook, like, you're slamming ass (or getting slammed) as something else but it's still you? What drives the coomies, I guess is what I'm wondering.
 
dotONION said:
"Then Kiwifarms came" could be a decent short story game. Like "Describe your favorite lolcow's journey in a tweet or less. But the last sentence has to be "Then kiwifarms came". It definitely is the best thing Lou's ever written.
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Shadman drew porn of his mom. Then kiwifarms came.
 
dotONION said:
Also, I don't know the furry rules, but do you masturbate to your avatar? Or AS your avatar? I thought that was the hook, like, you're slamming ass (or getting slammed) as something else but it's still you? What drives the coomies, I guess is what I'm wondering.
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Their fursonas are their true selves but alas..they are trapped in these mortal shells. They want to be animals and fuck animals, sometimes the animals are the family dog.
 
dotONION said:
"Then Kiwifarms came" could be a decent short story game. Like "Describe your favorite lolcow's journey in a tweet or less. But the last sentence has to be "Then kiwifarms came". It definitely is the best thing Lou's ever written.

Also, I don't know the furry rules, but do you masturbate to your avatar? Or AS your avatar? I thought that was the hook, like, you're slamming ass (or getting slammed) as something else but it's still you? What drives the coomies, I guess is what I'm wondering.
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Fursonas are essentially supposed to be your “avatar” on the internet and in the furry community from what I understand like the player-character is your avatar in an RPG. Some make a character to represent them specifically or an idealized fantasy self, some make one to be wank fuel, others just because it’d be fun to pretend to be something different and more interesting for a while.

Lou makes fursonas to escape the consequences of his actions.


Jeff Gerstmann said:
Their fursonas are their true selves but alas..they are trapped in these mortal shells. They want to be animals and fuck animals, sometimes the animals are the family dog.
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That’s otherkin, which is an entire can of worms overlapping with but still distinct from furry autism.
 
Lou’s Biggest Fan said:
I saw a lot of this when I was archiving Lou trying to dox people.
Foxyautist has a raging hateboner for chipfoxx because he has a big following and is a leftist, so she wants to use kiwifarms posts about him to boost her own clout so she can keep spreading her fur suit shit.
Lou hates Foxyautist and tried to dox her, and the name Vanessa is what he came up with in the process along with an address which has not actually been confirmed. This attempt then made Foxyautist dig for info on Lou, leading her to this thread, so she’s spamming it at him.

It’s like watching two special needs kids fight over the last glob of edible paste and I’m loving it
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So Lou actually did get the details on Foxyautist (great name) right, as far as doxxing. Earlier this year I compiled a decently comprehensive doxx on Athena, with thoughts of posting her shit here. Ended up scrapping it because The Foxyautist was so one note in her Twitter content that it just seemed useless. Plus she barely qualifies as a furry, aside from that hideous fucking head. I could go into more detail about Athena, but I don't wanna shit up Lou's thread with her details.

That said, there's no fucking way Lou dug up that info on Foxyautist himself. Someone else did and fed him the info.
 
Great Dane said:
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Maybe I'm being too charitable, but has Lou ever considered that the reason his followers say that his tiger is "who he is" is not because of us and our humble fruit farming efforts, but rather the fact he always returns to a tiger, time after time after time? I'd like to think he's finally reaching that realization, but I'm not that naive. We've seen this song and dance a million times; we'll see it a million more.

No one cares if you are or aren't a tiger Lou. Just pick something already, and own it.
 
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This is some of the most asinine and confusing shit I've ever read from Louie. Why would anyone get angry at Louie for not being a tiger? You'd think that someone who has "been in the fandom for 21 years" would know that the whole point of the fandom is freedom of expression (along with perverted sexual fetishes). I personally don't like the furfag fandom, but I've got a close friend who is a furry. We have a lot of differences, even opposing political views, but we're great friends despite our differences. But I've gained a lot of insight into the furry fandom because of him...more than my sanity would like at times. But a big part of "being a furry" is the feeling of freedom to express yourself and being something or creating things that make you happy. So I have a hard time believing that Louie keeps going back to big tiddy tigress and also Wonder Woman because he's afraid of people being angry with him. I mean, people being angry with him hasn't stopped him from being a lying, manipulative, lazy grifter.

Speaking of manipulative, gotta love the "abused kid" line. Ever the victim, always fishing for those pity points. He's such a piece of shit.
 
Okay, so mind you this isn't a full insider's perspective because I'm more in the furry-for-pay artist situation rather than a true and honest furry, but it's what I've gathered from interacting with them:

The thing about furries and their fursonas is that picking a species does actually have some significance. It's not like there's any sort of quick-and-dirty shorthand meaning for species (other than the old joke that fox furries are sluts and opossum furries are maladjusted sociopaths), but it's sort of a way of subdividing the community into smaller social groups. People usually pick their favorite shit for their fursona, so that's the sort of art they're often looking up, and it sort of sorts people into social circles; you get to know the popular, well-represented characters/people that your fursona sort of rubs shoulders with (part of why art is so important to furries, if you drop big money to get great art, it helps make your character and therefore you popular), and it's pretty common for people to have their own little Telegram or Discord hangouts along species lines. For an artist, the species tribalism is actually pretty helpful because if you draw a certain species well, doubly so if it's a slightly more uncommon species, you'll have other people with similar fursonas popping in to get work done.

Lou usually goes with a tiger, which is one of the most common species alongside wolves and dragons, but theoretically there is a community that he could be reaching out to and making friends within on the basis of his fursona. Which is part of why it's so funny/sad that he's constantly revamping everything about it; he knows he's a mess, he knows he doesn't fit in. Becoming part of a fixed group of people means there's a ticking clock before he wears out his welcome and ends up despised, and that's a big part of why he keep changing... the only way he can maintain his grift and try to avoid getting A Reputation is by constantly running from his past acts, jsut like how he's always changing the twitter handle.

tl;dr Lou can't ever settle on a fursona because he has no sense of self, no sense of community, and no sense, period.
 
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