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Do we know anything about Karate Joe besides his love for Chantal? Has he shared anything about his life?
I remember him mentioning that he lived somewhere in southern Wisconsin during one of her live-streams a few months ago.
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Do we know anything about Karate Joe besides his love for Chantal? Has he shared anything about his life?
The state of her arm is fucking terrifying.
The state of her arm is fucking terrifying.
Her mask smells just like her breath smells. Nasty and disgusting. I don't believe I'd tell that.
He is a black male in his late 30s, maybe early 40s by now. I remember his video from several years ago. He was talking about his 2 cats and some videogame. I remember being surprised that he was actually not unattractive. He looked clean, with nice clothes and an OK face.
Doesn’t change the fact that he is a totally obsessed creep. I’ve seen some bat shit crazy shit in Cuntals livestreams. He is jealous, possessive, agressive and very controlling over Cuntal. All the ingredients for a stalker psychopath if you ask me. At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if he tracked Cuntal down and drives all the way over to her luxury apartment to rape and kill her. Especially when he finally realises the bitch uses him and would never ever date him.
Makes me wonder, though. Why doesn’t she want to date KarateJoe? I mean, he is a black male that looks a lot better than Bibi or Peetz. And she doesn’t strike me as a person who cares if her boyfriend is bat shit crazy or not. She would probably feel flattered that he is so obsessive over her.
Something has stuck in my mind for the last few days, and if I may, I would like to sperg on it a little.
This has been a fairly action-packed and revealing week with our irresistible influencer superstar. She has managed to be at her filthiest, craziest, dumbest, most gluttony, and most delusional all week, with no signs of abatement yet (the only cloud on the horizon was her getting ticked off about the reference to Bibi in her last live, which prompted her to chop parts out wholesale, something she has never done before with a livestream.)
There are so many rabbit holes to go down among things she has actually said or done this week.
But this is the one I want to address:
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Her precise quote was "Did I look like Nicole Kidman in that movie? Where she's in the rain and singing "Dirty Laundry"?"
Leaving aside her predictable dumbness of not even remembering the correct song in the rather memorable scene she was attempting to emulate, let's take what she is asking at face value.
Ordinarily, one could see a fatso dancing in the rain and think "Good for her! At least she is happy!" And Clotso may indeed have been ecstatic at that moment; she was giggling up a storm, hooting and hollering, as if she had just been cleansed in Holy Water and all her demons were released.
Similarly, one could also shrug off her question as mere foolishness; sarcastic kidding from a 400 pound lardass who knows she does not look like vintage Nicole Kidman in one of her sexiest scenes. Just a joke.
Except that she doesn't know. For that unabashed (and some may say unhinged) moment of raindancing, she was Nicole Kidman, only better than that. For a moment, the fatsuit fell off completely. For someone who moans in pain, huffing and puffing whenever she takes a step without her walker, she somehow managed to move relatively well for a few seconds there. Why? Because she is literally in a faraway cloud kookoo land at that moment. She can see herself so clearly; a movie star with the spotlight on her, fertile and desirable and hot fucking stuff...
I do agree with the speculation around here that she has some weird kind of reverse body dysmorphia; that's why she buys sizes of clothes that are too small, and why she thinks she is a "beauty" despite ample evidence to the contrary. Her raindance was a manifestation of this, in a ramped-up, manic, and perhaps stoned way. She absolutely wasn't kidding, and she saw herself as the goddess for real at that moment. She seriously wanted to know if that was the image the viewer conjured up, because it is the one she conjured up.
To the rest of us, and maybe some Canadian drivers, we saw something crazed and pathetic. It wasn't so much hooray for the fatso for expressing herself as cringing at an inappropriate and awkward display of mental deterioration.
This is but one facet of many that fascinate me about our fat friend. It is interesting to watch people deny the existence of reality, but she ignores reality in really interesting ways...
With a surplus like that after one meal, she should be gaining at a rate of around one pound per day (3500 excess calories = 1 pound weight gain).
This is why I don't agree with folks who think she's still hovering not much above 400; she's been filming almost a mukbang per day for the past couple months, with a surplus of ~2000 calories per single meal shown on camera. If she's honestly not having any more binges each day she films, that would still work out to a gain of around 3 pounds per week.
Her fast food funeral, after getting scared by a weight of 400 pounds, was three months ago. At a low-end gain rate of 3 pounds per week since - IF she's only eaten the binges we've seen - she should be up almost fifty pounds in those 16 weeks.
On the road to 500.
Chantal decided to do an early weigh in 374.8. She GAINED over 6 pounds since mid April!!! Admits she hasn't been honest with us and has had binges that she's hid. No shit, Chantal. I hit the nail on the head that she would stop and grab fast food the whole way home. How does it feel being the most predictable human being on the planet?! She went to two fast food places and got TWO meals on her way home AFTER the pizza place. This girl needs serious, serious help.
I think she rejects feeders because she imagines herself as “just like, 70 lbs or so away from hot, not a big deal.” Like a 45 year old woman imagining she’s not yet middle-aged, because that would make her old.I believe he's open about being interested in other deathfat Youtubers, and active in their livestreams as well. Was it HFC? Pink Fairy? I can't recall, but that's probably why Chantal thinks he's beneath her. I don't see her ever being involved with a fat fetishist or feeder, or even someone who just openly dates other 400-pounders - at least not while she's still partially mobile. Her ego wouldn't allow for it.
She claims to be the only "BBW" that Malan or James ever dated, even though she openly talks about the boisterous, crude, and unkempt woman that Malan was sleeping with and partying with the night she stalked him to the club, the woman she claims was larger than her (although she's said that about numerous women that were over 100lbs smaller than her in reality).
She and KarateJoe definitely talk outside of YT. She normally opens her livestreams with, "Oh, I should have told Joe I was going live." And I do believe she has seen his penis. She threw in a "just kidding!" after that admission, but that's something she often does when she realizes she said something she shouldn't have. I imagine he's an admitted feeder or fetishist, and that is the main reason Chinny looks down on him and is often unable to hide the disdain in her voice when addressing him. She must be the exception, the sole BBW in her lovers' past. They all looked past her weight and thought she was beautiful no matter her size. But they didn't like other fat bitches, that'd be gross.
I've always been interested in her online relationships outside of YT. At least in the beginning of her channel, she appeared to have developed friendships with a number of people in the mukbang community. I can't imagine what her conversations with people like FitAngie and Travonda are like. I cannot see her actually putting any effort into maintaining an online friendship with any woman. What would a genuine conversation with Chantal even look like? Would every conversation turn to food? Would she be able to maintain any semblance of a normal discussion? Does she even speak to anyone besides James, her mom, and her grandma? I can't picture it.
I figure she must keep some sycophants around to fulfill her need for attention when she's on one of her many hiatuses, but imagining Chantal conversing with anyone about anything other than food seems farfetched.
When you are Chantal's size, you just stand out in society no matter what. Even if she was a well-adjusted citizen, you just do not see people that morbidly obese every day. She thinks she is such a smooth operator always switching to different restaurants and eating in some parking lot 20 km away so that people do not notice her but they do. It is impossible not to notice a behemoth that orders enough food for an entire family even if it is only once a week. It is simply very funny to me that she wastes so much time and money on this charade only for all of it to be in vain. She has been driving hangry around Ottawa for years so when they see her clown car coming in; they know that the circus in is town.I'm sure for every one person she actually realises is looking at her in her car, there are a dozen more unnoticed people that do. When I was in high school, our bus went past a McDonalds, and almost every afternoon this woman of similar dimensions to Chantal would be sitting in her front seat inhaling half the menu. We would all look for her every day and give a big cheer on a confirmed sighting*: she never realised. Because of this Ur-Chantal in my memories, I'm convinced that when Chinny is driving about town, half of Ontario comments on the ogress in drag queen makeup behind the wheel. I mean, you can't miss her, especially when she's driving illegally on busy roads.
*is it any wonder I ended up on Kiwi Farms?
I love how she's always bragging about how she could get laid any time she wanted. Hell, anyone could get laid if they set the bar low enough. Folks have been known to have sex with farm animals, fruit and vegetables, vacuum cleaners, swimming pool intakes...all viable (and perhaps preferable) alternatives to Chantal.
I love how she's always bragging about how she could get laid any time she wanted. Hell, anyone could get laid if they set the bar low enough. Folks have been known to have sex with farm animals, fruit and vegetables, vacuum cleaners, swimming pool intakes...all viable (and perhaps preferable) alternatives to Chantal.
This.A ship could crash into her and sink...
Just a few of the idiots egging her on, I’m most intrigued by the Titanic food idea - is she just gonna sit and eat a huge chunk of ice?
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