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🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.
So how long until Faith makes an onlyfans or turns into a junkie and starts whoring herself out and sucking cocks to make a profit? Suppose it'll only be a matter of time seeing as how she wants nothing to do with her family and good ol' Ralph pretty much ruined her life and fucked up any chances of her getting an actual, proper job.
More black people assassinate white 5-year-olds than cops kill black people
Media biased (yes), Missing White Woman Syndrome & BLM talk
Vito is slightly critical of police in general, Larry & Bibble try to jump down his throat
Vito's been the most reasonable "guest" thus far. Bibble is getting surprisingly agitated about it. This is the most emotionally invested I've ever heard Bibble.
Ralph is making his "stern conteplation" face. Takes a swig of Coke. This recap brought to you by the crisp refreshing taste of Coca-Cola
Vito & Bibble are getting heated about George Floyd. Bibble is being surprisingly antagonistic. Vito is looking up the autopsy reports.
Ralph is reading it out. Two coroners ruled Floyd's death a homicide. Bibble disagrees.
(Everyone knows George Floyd actually died of the coof exploding his heart. Because I said so.)
Ralph is scowling. Is he reading the Farms? Hi Ralph!
Oh, he says he's watching Joe Biden shit. A LIKELY STORY
Bibble tries to accuse Vito of living in gentrified huwhite areas. Vito [has] live[d] in the inner city & has never had problems.
chat is mad because Vito has different opinions
People were supposedly mad the police didn't kill Ralph
MUH EIGHT MONTHS IN JAIL
superberries
Ralph keeps looking offscreen while trying to pronounce "carotid" [artery]. "Am I saying that right?" Are you asking your brainlet slampig?
Hi Warski
Ralph isn't playing the Floyd bodycam footage [again]
Ralph is buying an N64 from Vito. Hell yeah I'll buy one too!
Ralph's favorite N64 game is Ocarina of Time. No wait, it's GoldenEye.
"Ohhhhh maaaaan, Goooooooooldeneye? [clap clap]" Shut up Warski
Biden speech time
Ralph turned his camera off. Mixing a drink, buddy?
& back. He had his hat off because it was hot but now it's back on
"Surprised he's able to read off a Teleprompter that well." Same here tbh.
I'm with the panel on this one, this is a generic af quintessential politician speech.
"He can't even pronounce shit right." --Andy "my stutter once ruined sex with a girl because I couldn't say her name fast enough while were fucking" Warski
more boring speech with lots of insightful commentary
It's 11 PM. Do you know where your children are? Probably out having more fun than I am.
Andy talks about wishing chat wasn't disabled. I thought he meant Ralph's but he meant Biden's. Oh.
It's been 12 minutes. You haven't missed anything. I made some tea & got a glass of water.
Oh thank fuck it's over. The Biden speech, at least.
Guam's on lockdown & Morocco is preparing to go back to full lockdown. No, Ralph & co. aren't talking about that. I'm just reading Twitter during the Killstream. Like what Ralph does!
I'm pretty sick but I'm suffering for you fuckers. Be grateful.
Trump speech. More generic politician speech, but the other side.
Trump signed an executive order to imprison people for ten years for knocking down monuments. Based.
Trump sounds like a rambling old man. Just slightly less senile.
We're gonna get to the Netflix pedo shit eventually
Andy is calling Dan Harmon a creep. Lmao
We love Ashley Rae Goldenberg even if she is a Jew
Larry is talking about mortality & Ralph is freaking out.
Video game sperging
11:35, Bibble's out.
Ralph is talking about Hunter Biden being a womanizing scumbag. Uh.
Ralph almost pronounced aluminum "aluminium" because of an "old association of [his]." RIP Nora.
Ralph: "Jews didn't do 9/11." Andy: "But they wanted to." Ralph: "That's the Killstream experience." Yeah it is.
Andy is gonna visit Aushwitz in Flight Simulator.
11:50. Finally talking about "Cuties." Can't pronounce "Mignonnes." Which is "cuties" in French & pronounced like the steak.
Talks about Dick Masterson defending the show. Panel is mad about the show being pedobait (which is definitely what it looks like).
Hollywood is all Satanic kidfuckers. I can see it.
ISRAELI DIRECTOR! Knew that was coming.
Ralph plays Devil's Advocate. "Teenagers have sex."
THE JUICE
Vito is noping out because he's fed up with all the juice talk. Good call Vito.
Chat is accusing Vito of being one of (((them)))
Ralph is mad because he hates talking about Cuties. I don't blame him.
Maybe callers?
No callers
Maybe callers
Bannon arrested. Did he swing at a cop?
Chat hates Jacob Wohl lmao
Gator ded. Rip Gator
Bannon scammed people out of border wall money. On GoFundMe. Wat.
Larry still mad about Vito. I think he left. Rip Larry. Half the panel noped out lmao. Bibble, Vito, & Larry in that order.
Gator back.
Callers want in!
Tucker clip
Someone clipped the "Jews wanted to do 9/11" part & Ralph just retweeted it. Ralph confirmed dicking around on Twitter during the show.
Larry is back.
Vito said something on Twitter apparently.
He protected his account.
Vito said in a deleted tweet (per Ralph) that he was fed up with tiny hat conspiracy. He still likes Ralph.
Larry plugs his shit & sounds fucking depressed.
Butters is in. Not to be confused with Dark Butters. Regular Butters has autism cadence while Dark Butters does not. The latter also throws shade as Ralph.
Butters is depressed. Ralph immediately says "we need to get you laid!" Really Ralph.
Shannon, as a samurai ordained by the sacred anime, cannot abandon his Lord without a lifetime of shame for himself and his family. Only after Ethan Ralph has passed on may Gator become Ronin and seek out a new master
More black people assassinate white 5-year-olds than cops kill black people
Media biased (yes), Missing White Woman Syndrome & BLM talk
Vito is slightly critical of police in general, Larry & Bibble try to jump down his throat
Vito's been the most reasonable "guest" thus far. Bibble is getting surprisingly agitated about it. This is the most emotionally invested I've ever heard Bibble.
Ralph is making his "stern conteplation" face. Takes a swig of Coke. This recap brought to you by the crisp refreshing taste of Coca-Cola
Vito & Bibble are getting heated about George Floyd. Bibble is being surprisingly antagonistic. Vito is looking up the autopsy reports.
Ralph is reading it out. Two coroners ruled Floyd's death a homicide. Bibble disagrees.
(Everyone knows George Floyd actually died of the coof exploding his heart. Because I said so.)
Ralph is scowling. Is he reading the Farms? Hi Ralph!
Oh, he says he's watching Joe Biden shit. A LIKELY STORY
Bibble tries to accuse Vito of living in gentrified huwhite areas. Vito [has] live[d] in the inner city & has never had problems.
chat is mad because Vito has different opinions
People were supposedly mad the police didn't kill Ralph
MUH EIGHT MONTHS IN JAIL
superberries
Ralph keeps looking offscreen while trying to pronounce "carotid" [artery]. "Am I saying that right?" Are you asking your brainlet slampig?
Hi Warski
Ralph isn't playing the Floyd bodycam footage [again]
Ralph is buying an N64 from Vito. Hell yeah I'll buy one too!
Ralph's favorite N64 game is Ocarina of Time. No wait, it's GoldenEye.
"Ohhhhh maaaaan, Goooooooooldeneye? [clap clap]" Shut up Warski
Biden speech time
Ralph turned his camera off. Mixing a drink, buddy?
& back. He had his hat off because it was hot but now it's back on
"Surprised he's able to read off a Teleprompter that well." Same here tbh.
I'm with the panel on this one, this is a generic af quintessential politician speech.
"He can't even pronounce shit right." --Andy "my stutter once ruined sex with a girl because I couldn't say her name fast enough while were fucking" Warski
more boring speech with lots of insightful commentary
It's 11 PM. Do you know where your children are? Probably out having more fun than I am.
Andy talks about wishing chat wasn't disabled. I thought he meant Ralph's but he meant Biden's. Oh.
It's been 12 minutes. You haven't missed anything. I made some tea & got a glass of water.
Oh thank fuck it's over. The Biden speech, at least.
Guam's on lockdown & Morocco is preparing to go back to full lockdown. No, Ralph & co. aren't talking about that. I'm just reading Twitter during the Killstream. Like what Ralph does!
I'm pretty sick but I'm suffering for you fuckers. Be grateful.
Trump speech. More generic politician speech, but the other side.
Trump signed an executive order to imprison people for ten years for knocking down monuments. Based.
Trump sounds like a rambling old man. Just slightly less senile.
We're gonna get to the Netflix pedo shit eventually
Andy is calling Dan Harmon a creep. Lmao
We love Ashley Rae Goldenberg even if she is a Jew
Larry is talking about mortality & Ralph is freaking out.
Video game sperging
11:35, Bibble's out.
Ralph is talking about Hunter Biden being a womanizing scumbag. Uh.
Ralph almost pronounced aluminum "aluminium" because of an "old association of [his]." RIP Nora.
Vito said in a deleted tweet (per Ralph) that he was fed up with tiny hat conspiracy. He still likes Ralph.
Larry plugs his shit & sounds fucking depressed.
Butters is in. Not to be confused with Dark Butters. Regular Butters has autism cadence while Dark Butters does not. The latter also throws shade as Ralph.
Butters is depressed. Ralph immediately says "we need to get you laid!" Really Ralph.
You should watch the PO snipe while doing these to mark things the parts where he thought Ralph was reading Vindictive Vickers new webpage, and the parts where he thought Ralph was holding back tears in response to the story
You should watch the PO snipe while doing these to mark things the parts where he thought Ralph was reading Vindictive Vickers new webpage, and the parts where he thought Ralph was holding back tears in response to the story
After the Vickers shit went up, there were lots of times where Ralph was switching to something on his screen that was darker (light reflection on his face decreased), which matches with the aborttheretort page, and with PO's zoom in on Ralph's face, you can see his eyes moving back and forth reading something.
Hah, more apathy than A-Loggery. I guess I'm just more interested in the Killstream dynamics than the Killstream itself. Plus Null was talking about being frustrated with people who just shitpost & don't contribute to the site, so I want to help out where I can. In this case, using my weaponized autism for good.
Would it surprise you to know I'm a woman, though? An actual woman, not a Digipedo "woman."
After the Vickers shit went up, there were lots of times where Ralph was switching to something on his screen that was darker (light reflection on his face decreased), which matches with the aborttheretort page, and with PO's zoom in on Ralph's face, you can see his eyes moving back and forth reading something.
Real ladies and guntlemen, the nectar is so sweet and the corn is so crisp.
Mr Vickers, despite some pacing issues. It was an enjoyable read.
I want to address something in regards to the "hack" the video was uploaded only 38 minutes before ethan (rad) sent it to Chris. In the speed the Internet moves, I bet a procecutor could argue that this was premeditated. It would be interesting to see what was talked about 35 - 45 minutes before the video was sent
edit: corrected from 43 to 38, added link to archive showing proof