🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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I know everyones having fun, but help me try to find and archive things related to Rab Roberts. I've found a hotmail and yahoo email so far.
 
Elric of Melnibone said:
dude look at how fucking dejected Ralph is :story::story::story:

He is so fucking. . . I dont even know, depressed, seething, angry, he is trying his damndest to not cry on stream hahahahaha
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Hello Darkness my Old Friend 🎶
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Someone look up the rates of the local therapists in guntsville, VA. Fai Fai's gonna burn through his 50k on therapy then dump him.
 
BadTakeCrucifier said:
Faith sounds like a brat. She's an adult who wanted to live her own life. But instead of getting a job and being productive, she made her room a pig sty, then left, to go live in a pig sty house, with Ethan Ralph, a massive pig. :story: Oink Oink Faith. 🐖
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Didn't Mr Vickers say at some point they were going to set up Faith at her grandmas's house or something so she could live on her own, become an adult? Was offered a cozy home and freedom, and instead chose what they chose.
 
Someone needs to make a gif of Ralph's eyes darting back and forth.

This is a man standing on the edge of a cliff as his reality crumbles away from him.
 
buying gf said:
Shh, don't let Ralph know about the Vickers Gay Ops Discord
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I have already told you all we are all now knighted into the order of Mr. Vickers Door Kickers. I will continue to push this shitty meme until Ralph goes out and buys the worlds most expensive deadbolt lock on his crack shack.
 
Elric of Melnibone said:
@Null should pin this so that more people can laugh at Ralph being held hostage by his child bride and her funny farm bills.

The Timeline, Abort The Retort!

The Faith/Ralph Timeline What Really Happened and When September 2001 – February 2020 Faith is born and grows up in Northern California.
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Fuck, I honestly feel bad for Ralph. It must be nerve-racking being held hostage by this psycho bitch, this is gonna make his alcoholism worse. In the course of a few month he went from prime paki wife to demented white daughter-wife.
 
Bruh...what if Faith is actually holding Ralph hostage. I don't know how to feel. Ralph is a cum tissue that needs to be flushed down the toilet but me being empathic (and knowing what its like stuck with a toxic person) feels slightly bad for him? He brought it on himself but damn man. This is amazing.
 
Noproblemo said:
Fuck, I honestly feel bad for Ralph. It must be nerve-racking being held hostage by this psycho bitch, this is gonna make his alcoholism worse. In the course of a few month he went from prime paki wife to demented white daughter-wife.
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I don't see how you can feel bad for him considering it is only due to his own bad actions that she has any power over him to begin with.
 
:story: Imagine a 34 year old man falling for the schemes of a grifting 18 year old girl fresh out of high school. Your stuck with this bitch for life Gunty. :story:
 
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