🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Delicious Diversity said:
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This right here is a snapshot that explains all of this. This here is why Ethan Ralph has 2220 pages on KF. He is just too arrogant and too narrow-minded to listen to anyone else, consider his own actions or learn from anything. He is a petty and impulsive asshole who feels compelled to conduct himself in a disgraceful manner and cannot control it.

Ladies and lads, there is more corn to come yet. Fire up the popcorn machines. :popcorn:
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It's extra fun to read Ralph tweets and imagine them in Cartman's voice.
 
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Sporting a nice $30 Harbor Bay button-up from DXL tonight, trying to hide his freakishly short raptor arms.
You can't hide them Ralph, the truth is out there.

Edit: haha he's got speculum marks on his forehead, they had to fish him out of his mother just like he fishes burgers out of the trash.
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Paraphrasing Ralph just now: "I'm wearing the hat because.... I like hats.... it's just so snug..."

The cope is real. What a fat retard.
 
Did Anthony Cumia teach this faggot how to dress? I guess two shirts is better than the three he wore to the Miami pool.
 
How long is this milquetoast bullshit going to last? I don't even think the "fans" will be able to stand this low energy crap for very long.

Do the pills, damn it.
 
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Does this genius not realize that there are places on your body where hair grows besides your scalp? You don't just get a win if you don't take a court ordered drug test. I'd be willing to bet they find your ass in contempt of court and throw you in jail. Shaving your head to get out of a drug test is one of the the dumbest things I have ever heard.

Then again, Ralph probably wouldn't understand that.
 
Phantom seems to be suggesting that Kaz turned on Ralph and won't be doing the Chillstream mirror in the future. Was there ever discussion about this earlier or is this a new development?
 
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