🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Matt should arrange a marriage between one of his wife’s kids and any future guntling to end the war between their two houses once and for all.
A crate of Maker’s Mark and a pillowcase of Xanax should make a good dowry.
 
Delicious Diversity said:
Perhaps he is thinking of stepping back a bit? Not walking away entirely of course, but maybe he's thinking of doing fewer shows a week or only hosting it himself a few days a week instead of every show. Let's face it most episodes were only ever filler to keep the paypigs happy; even Gaytor cracking ice cold jokes with a chimpanzee cohost would keep them sending the lemons in.

Maybe he only wants to be there when they have a decent guest? Maybe Faith is demanding he spend more time with her? Maybe... he's busy building a crib and an extension (i.e. a second shed) for an expected addition to the Gunt family?

Nah, I'm going with he just noticed the IG link and immediately scrubbed it. 👮‍♂️
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I mean its literally his job though, if he takes a day off he's losing 20% of his income.
 
What is Ralph's stance on trannies? What makes the savior of the white race, Ethan Oliver Ralph, to hang out with DigiPedo and always give shit to Blaire White?
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ShakkaAhmose said:
What is Ralph's stance on trannies? What makes the savior of the white race, Ethan Oliver Ralph, to hang out with DigiPedo and always give shit to Blaire White?
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I'm sure if she sucked his cock or let him put his hoof up her backside he'd be fine with it but the moment she turned away he'd stab her in the back. Just like any other woman.
 
WhimsicalTrolli said:
So I'm watching boulder radio and matt predicts that Ralph probably got her pregnant, oh HELL NO.
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Imagine if you will, the year is 2035 and against all odds the gunt still lives and breaths.
"Yer 14 nawh boi...yer almost a mensch nawh...time fer ya ta see how you were conceived....yawr daddy was like ric flair back in day woo!" he screams in his son's face as he places the VR headset over his head. Faith watches on from the kitchen and smiles, comforted by the fact the boy's fetal alcohol syndrome will prevent him from being scarred for life by the state of his mother's unwashed asshole.
 
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